SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5a Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful

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The episode starts off with Squidward being in a good mood to the point where he decides to take a walk around town. Heck, not even SpongeBob’s presence in greeting him can deter his bad mood. Man, did Squidward get his music accepted or something?

However, the universe will always find a way to make Squidward upset and it does so by putting some gum in his path where his good mood is soured by the old gum on the foot trick.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1b I ♥ Dancing

Welcome to season 7 people! Like season 6, this is also a pretty divisive season that is less received than the ones before for various reasons. Can season 7 start on a good note?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward walking to work as usual. This time, SpongeBob wants to show Squidward his dance moves and with the help of his literal brain radio playing the Chum Bucket Rhumba track.

Despite this, Squidward disses SpongeBob’s dancing cause he refuses to think SpongeBob can be better than him at any thing.

SpongeBob:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16b To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

Fun fact: This aired on the tenth anniversary of the official premiere of the show (May 1st was more of a sneak peek while July 17 was the real one).

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator describing to us the most horrifying thing ever to come in the show: SpongeBob losing his pants!

Puh-lease, Squidward becoming nice was more horrifying last season than this.

Anyway, the set up is that SpongeBob was doing laundry three days ago since it was cleaning day. Heck, he even took away Gary’s shell for cleaning. Wait, won’t it break in the washing machine? Eh, it’s a cartoon.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16a Squid’s Visit

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs trying to make small talk with Squidward but the grump ignores this as usual. Eh, that crab is better off trying his small talk with a friendly sponge anyway.

Squidward proceeds to get really annoyed though when SpongeBob tries to talk to him. He tries to ignore him until SpongeBob hints at offering to let Squidward come over to his place. Since the last time he stayed at the pineapple only ended in misery though, Squidward runs off. Well, he about to get a smaller paycheck with all this leaving work early shtick.

SpongeBob still doesn’t get the message though and he outright offers Squidward a chance to come over but the grumpy squid predictable refuses on the spot since he hates SpongeBob.

SpongeBob isn’t so proud of Squidward rejecting this offer though since the squid never technically visited him. So it’s from before the storm incident.

SpongeBob keeps on begging and crying for Squidward to visit his house but the grump just flat out ignores him even while he’s doing his activities for the rest of the day. As a little note, I see that despite his low salary and being considered a loser by everyone that isn’t SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward can apparently dine at a fancy restaurant. Maybe he ain’t that unlucky.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25a Pineapple Fever

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing to go jellyfishing as part of their usual Sunday morning routine. Before they do so though, Patrick uncharacteristically suggests they check the weather report before going willy nilly into Jellyfish Fields.

Okay, did Patrick wake up on another side of the bed today cause that’s rather wise of him

When they check the weather report, it’s revealed that a horrible storm is coming so Patrick just saved them from suffering from a storm far away from home.

And now that we got that wise Patrick comment out of the way, our main plot starts.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5b Slide Whistle Stooges

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The episode starts off with Squidward doing his morning routine as usual. However, he begins to hear some odd sounds coming everytime he moves. Okay, what are the idiot neighbors up to now?

Of course, SpongeBob and Patrick are at it again. This time, they’re playing with slide whistles. When Squidward wonders how those things could be fun, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to show him by appearing in various areas of his house using slide whistles to indicate their movement.

Yeah, this episode doesn’t give me much snark at til the end so don’t expect a lot of my usual snark til then.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14a Dear Vikings

My first review in a while (also RIP Stephen Hillenburg).

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to engage in a conversation with Mr. Krabs (probably since he’s been getting amoral lately).

Mr. Krabs reveals that he’s introducing a new promotion (aka gimmick) to the Krusty Krab to boost business again. This time its new beverage cups (in regular, large, and the new viking size). I knew it wouldn’t be that impressive. Mr. Krabs is too cheap to do anything that fancy.

SpongeBob points out all the cups are the same size but Mr. Krabs don’t care since he’s that cheap. Eh, the townspeople in Bikini Bottom are idiots anyway. They won’t care.

Anyone who does have the viking cup gets to try on a viking helmet (a very crudely made one at that)!

All this talk about vikings gets SpongeBob curious on what they are. When Mr. Krabs fails to stop SpongeBob’s questions on vikings with vague answers, he dumps him off to Squidward. I feel ya Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9a Boating Buddies

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob brushing Gary’s shell (like one would do with a cat’s fur) until he hears something. SpongeBob proceeds to go to Squidward’s front yard where the grumpy octopus is relaxing.

Squidward points out that he hasn’t said anything or moved for 45 minutes and is baffled at how SpongeBob could hear him. It’s then revealed that SpongeBob actually heard Squidward: breathing! SpongeBob sure is a lot more stalkerfic than before.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7a Giant Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward tending to his kelp plants (that are wilting since they’re in the yard of a unlucky guy like him) by spraying some of his kelp grow spray on them. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick show up wanting to do good deeds. Patrick assumes that Squidward wants his kelp trimmed and eats some before Squidward has him stop. Is this gonna end up like Good Neighbors?

Squidward tries to get his revenge by spraying his kelp grow on Patrick’s ice cream but that just makes him even happier since now he and SpongeBob can share it. Well, TBF I’d be happy too if Squidward did that (dangerous chemicals aside).

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Suction Cup Symphony

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob mistaking Squidward’s awful clarinet playing as him being in gastronomical distress and sees two construction workers out there. Since he’s determined to keep Squidward from being embarrassed (not that he’ll care in the long run), SpongeBob tries to distract them. Well, Squidward’s that bad.

When Squidward peeps his head out the window to yell at SpongeBob again though, he realizes that the construction workers are putting up a sign advertising the Bikini Bottom Symphonic Orchestra’s need for original compositions. Well, Squidward’s in since he thinks he’s a musical genius. Considering Band Geeks, he’s not wrong. He’d be better if he just ditched the clarinet.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4a Not Normal

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up to hear SpongeBob being annoying again and running all over his house. Man, SpongeBob has no limits at this point. Even he had limits in the earlier seasons.

Being fed up with SpongeBob being so increasingly obnoxious for six seasons, Squidward outright calls him not normal and wants him to act that way. SpongeBob surprisingly takes this to heart and decides to ask Squidward how to act normal but since he’s in no mood to deal with SpongeBob, he just kicks him out of his house. So much for Squidward being helpful.

He’s all talk but no show.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 19a The Two Faces of Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick annoying Squidward again this time by singing a song called “Squidward Had a Krabby Patty” which is essentially like Mary Had a Little Lamb but with Squidward and a krabby patty. To make things worse for Squidward, this is all happening in work (how Mr. Krabs approved this is beyond me) and the customers are waiting for their krabby patties.

After failing to get them to stop singing, Squidward attempts to go in the kitchen to confront them (aka beat them up) but before he can do that, SpongeBob accidentally hits Squidward’s face when opening the kitchen door and singing resulting in his face being broken. Man, is there no end to Squidward’s misery?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8c Slimy Dancing

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The episode starts off with Squidward finishing up his new trophy case. As for why he actually made one, it’s because he thinks that he’ll easily win the dance competition since he’s worked so hard from doing dance classes, getting his legs squeezed by a bodybuilder trainer, and body waxing.

Well, I’d like to see how Squidward becomes rejected this time.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7b Breath of Fresh Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick barging into Squidward’s room again (does he have no sense of security) at 3:47 in the morning just to watch the sunrise with him. Do they even know when the sun rises?

SpongeBob also reveals that he and Patrick come there every morning because they admire him that much. So, the beginning of Squid Wood wasn’t just an off day.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9a The Krusty Sponge

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The episode starts off with Squidward taking orders as usual. However, SpongeBob’s surprisingly falling behind on his orders. I still wonder how an angry mob hasn’t formed yet.

SpongeBob’s just in the kitchen standing and doing as Mr. Krabs calls, the thousand yard stare! What could’ve possibly shocked him today? Did his mother die or something? Okay, sorry for that distasteful comment.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19b Squid Wood

Now we have reached the end of season 4. Did it end strong like the first three season finales did?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sneaking into Squidward’s house as usual in the morning and annoying him. Is it me or is SpongeBob extra annoying today?

Throughout the day, SpongeBob proceeds to stalk Squidward everywhere from the garden to his paintings to a book to the bath asking him to play. Where the heck is Patrick when he needs him?

This is sure the first step into SpongeBob’s stalker phase.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4c Good Ol’ Whathisname

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs gathering SpongeBob and Squidward in his office. He reveals that if they call a customer by their name, they’ll be coming back since they’ll think that the employees are nice people.

Is this gonna be a reverse of the time where SpongeBob lost his name tag?

To encourage Squidward to care, Mr. Krabs holds a contest that whichever employee knows more names will get a vacation to a tropical getaway! Looks like Squidward’s gonna go crazy again over this.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 16a The Thing

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The episode starts off with Squidward carefully making sure that SpongeBob and Patrick aren’t outside and is actually surprised that they aren’t there for once. What are they doing now? Is this some kind of joke?

Since the idiot brothers aren’t there and he doesn’t want to waste time being paranoid again, Squidward decides to kick back and watch some Kelpy G on TV.

That is until he hears SpongeBob and Patrick doing their usual annoying shenanigans since they just got back from Sandy’s.

Squidward tries to tune them out by turning the TV volume up but since we need a plot, the idiot brothers decide to sneak into Squidward’s house to watch TV with him. Okay, are they really that bored?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 15a Squidtastic Voyage

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick dancing to some really loud music. Squidward’s annoyed by this as per usual and decides to tell SpongeBob to stop by playing his awful clarinet music. However, SpongeBob’s also doing the whirlpool move which is making him spin out of control everywhere and soon crashes into Squidward’s house and accidentally makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. Well, Squidward’s now stuck hearing his awful clarinet music everytime he talks. Talk about butt monkey days.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 13b Once Bitten

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The episode starts off with Squidward preparing for a day of relaxing in the sun. That is until he slips on Gary’s slime. Gary’s been spreading his slime all over Squidward’s front yard. I get the feeling that Gary’s doing this on purpose since he still hates Squidward for nearly starving him to death three seasons ago.

He sure knows how to keep a grudge.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 10b Ghost Host

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The episode starts off with the Flying Dutchman having a hard time navigating his ship through the fog. Crazy weather he’s been having huh.

Soon, the Flying Dutchman accidentally crashes his ship at a mountain. Well, now where’s he gonna stay.

When having to get his ship towed, the towing company (Roadside Assistance) asks where’s he’s staying until the ship’s fixed. Since SpongeBob’s the only guy he knows, he decides to crash at his place despite being annoyed by him the last time he saw him. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 8b SquidBob TentaclePants

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The episode starts off with Squidward being woken from a dream that involved several women swarming him for his music. The day that happens is the day SpongeBob hates Squidward.

When walking to work, Squidward’s surprisingly not as annoyed by SpongeBob as usual since he has a clarinet recital tomorrow night. How the heck does an awful clarinet player like him even get a recital? I get the feeling that someone else planned to perform but couldn’t show up for whatever reason and since they didn’t want to disappoint the townspeople, they hired the cheapest performer to perform which happened to be Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 5b Funny Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking Squidward up for work and also joking about “another day, another dollar”. Squidward makes the mistake though of snarking “another nickel” which SpongeBob annoyingly laughs at since its sort of true. I must note that SpongeBob now squeaks when he laughs now.

SpongeBob continues to laugh at this joke on the way to work and there too.

Man, SpongeBob’s real easily impressed huh.

The excessive laughing really starts to drive Squidward nuts as it continues throughout the entire day. Man, I do really do feel sorry for him here.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4b Good Neighbors

Well, now we’ve reached the point where many fans have claimed the beginning of the end for SpongeBob  (until season 9). Let’s see if this is true.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick peacefully sleeping. That is until SpongeBob’s loud foghorn alarm clock wakes both himself and Squidward up. So begins the start of the end.

Squidward’s misery begins when SpongeBob barges into his room trying to make sure he doesn’t miss work. However, Squidward’s not impressed by this mainly cause of one thing …  the Krusty Krab isn’t open on Sundays!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4a Skill Crane

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The episode starts off with a guy in a suit requesting to come in despite the Krusty Krab not being open yet. Mr. Krabs immediately assumes that they’re tax collectors and since he doesn’t want to give a cent to them, he tries to high tail it out of the Krusty Krab by hiding inside SpongeBob. Looks like a reverse of Shell of a Man.

I seriously wonder how Mr. Krabs’ house and the Krusty Krab function without him paying the bills.

Luckily before Mr. Krabs can run off, Squidward reveals that they guy in a suit at the door is actually an employee from RA PennyPincher Vending Supplies. I wonder what’s in store today.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17b The Camping Episode

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the fact that he’s finally getting a good night’s sleep for the first time in ages since SpongeBob and Patrick are out camping and may possibly die. Squidward’s gone mad. Hanging around annoying neighbors will do that to ya.

However, it turns out that SpongeBob and Patrick are camping on SpongeBob’s front yard since they’re still technically outdoors. Squidward just can’t catch a break now, can he?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 16a Born Again Krabs

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing while SpongeBob the workaholic is upset at ti as usual. What else is new?

However while crying over having to leave work, SpongeBob stumbles upon an old moldy krabby patty under the grill probably from the days from when Jim was the fry cook.

SpongeBob decides to the right thing and throw it away but an alarm ends up activating and picks the patty up.

Is nothing safe from the alarms in the Krusty Krab?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 19 The Sponge Who Could Fly

We’ve now come to the lost episode! I’ve rumors about a so called lost episode called Squidward’s Suicide which are very false. The show actually does have a lost episode though. It’s not like the rumored one though.

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The episode starts off with the french narrator hyping us up for the lost episode of SpongeBob which will be hosted by Patchy like all the other pre-movie half hour specials.

The camera man even proceeds to film Patchy while he’s in the shower just to get info the lost episode! Is that guy gay or something?

However, it turns out that Patchy somehow lost the lost episode (ironic am I right?) and wants fans to forget about SpongeBob.

The french narrator on the other hand decides to play a montage of SpongeBob’s adventures in the first three seasons (though most clips are from season 1) to cheer the fans up. It’s pretty sweet seeing this montage.

If Patchy were in charge though, he’d use this montage (even though Fear of a Krabby Patty is a well liked episode) for forgetting SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 13b Clams

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The episode starts off with Sandals having trouble deciding what to order. He tries to ask Squidward for help but he’s useless since he’s too cynical and still traumatized from the events of Just One Bite.

Luckily, SpongeBob helps him out by suggesting Sandals order the coral bits. Oh SpongeBob, what would we do without you?

When Squidward prepares to put the dollar in the register though, Mr. Krabs grabs and it looks like he’s finally gone cuckoo.

Mr. Krabs is very unstable.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 16a Graveyard Shift

And now we’re back to season 2! Seriously, the reason why it took so long to come out is because I’m reviewing the show in episode airing order. I will still never know why the heck they decided to hold off this, Krusty Love, and Gary Takes a Bath until the middle of season three! Especially when the other episodes of season 2 already finished airing by January 2002! I will never understand why Nick holds back these episodes.

Luckily, I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath back when I was doing the episodes out of order so now it’s just this and Krusty Love and then I’ll be done with season 2!

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing for the night while SpongeBob’s just crying cause he’s a workaholic. Typical. Now the characters are feeling right unlike in Sailor Mouth.

However, it would seem that Tom (aka the chocolate guy)’s not very smart since he apparently wants a krabby patty despite the Krusty Krab being closed. Squidward initially tries to brush him off but when Tom mentions his money, Mr. Krabs immediately lets him in.

That guy will do anything for money even if it kills his employees.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trying to order a krabby patty. Key emphasis being try since MM can’t decide what he wants and ends up holding up a line that’s now extending outside the Krusty Krab. I’m surprised Mr. Krabs and Squidward haven’t gone insane.

SpongeBob eventually helps out by suggesting that MM get a krabby patty. So you’d think that’s all right?

Wrong!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10b Krusty Krab Training Video

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Our episode (or documentary here) starts off with the narrator (that’s not the French one) talking about how many graphs (not giraffes) prove that that we are working for the one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom called the Krusty Krab! I really like this guy. It feels like he really gets the feel of the show and just rolls with it.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8b Squilliam Returns

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The episode starts off with Squidward on his lunch break while dreaming of making a name of himself. The day that happens is the day Patrick becomes smart.

Soon, Squidward stumbles upon Squilliam (who seems to have recovered from his heart attack.).

Since he doesn’t want Squilliam to know he works at the Krusty Krab, Squidward tries to toss out his hat but Squilliam still sees him any way and proceeds to brag about how he’s better than Squidward.

Squidward attempts to think of something he can brag about to Squilliam while trying to picture him in his underwear just to make it easier but Squilliam’s even more handsome on his underwear.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7b Can You Spare a Dime?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward still being at work since the rule book says that Mr. Krabs must count all the profits before they leave and that he has the right to be as unfair as he pleases. Well, now we know why SpongeBob and Squidward are usually the only employees at the Krusty Krab.

However, our main story begins when Mr. Krabs notices that his first dime is gone! Well, why’d he keep it in the cash register instead of his safe.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7a As Seen on TV

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs walking his worm while going to the Krusty Krab to check up on how the commercial’s production is doing but it turns out that Squidward’s got a ton of stuff for the commercial. How all of that can even fit in a 1-4 minute commercial is beyond me.

That looks more like a movie based on the Krusty Krab which I’d honestly see just for how over the top it is.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 4b Idiot Box

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for their package to arrive. After a brief gag with Patrick’s glasses,

, the package finally arrives which means that they have to do a dance they always do whenever a package arrives. I don’t know why but for some reason, I always loved the music playing the background here. It’s just so catchy.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 6a Snowball Effect

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator explaining how it can snow in Bikini Bottom: some stray block of ice floats over Bikini Bottom. Yep, that’s it. At least the show can explain its’ own nonsensical logic.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is having fun in the snow. Well, considering how we ourselves are like during snow days, this is very relatable. No work, no school, no education!

Plankton tries to use the power of snow to rule the world and steal the formula, but it goes about as well as you’d expect:

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 5a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy arriving at the Krusty Krab for their usual patrolling lunch break. I’m surprised that no one wanted their autograph. Then again, they haven’t exactly done anything heroic in years.

MM and BB try to order their meals with BB getting a kiddie meal (something that will be more important in a later episode). However, MM apparently so senile that now he doesn’t know what money is since he tries to pay using a bolt.

BB tries to get a discount on the meal since they’re superheroes but Squidward refuses since he’s too apathetic to care. After getting into an argument and butting noses, BB angrily pays for the meal. Wow, who knew that the only two cynical big nosed people in Bikini Bottom argued?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 20a Squid on Strike

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calculating the profits and finds out that they’ve decreased by $3. Okay compared to the other times where the profits have gone dry, this is nothing.

However since Mr. Krabs can’t stand to lose even a penny, he decides to run a tighter ship. Oh no, SpongeBob and Squidward are so doomed.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to yell at SpongeBob and Squidward just for getting dressed at work and breathing.

Money is the root of all evil I tell you!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3a Just One Bite

I will be reviewing several season 3 episodes while I’m on season 2 since that’s how both seasons were aired and I’m doing the recaps in airing order.

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The episode starts off with Squidward giving Harold his deep fried krabby patty on a stick. Harold’s really gonna have to go to the gym that shave off all those pounds.

Squidward proceeds to snark at how everyone’s eating krabby patties and that he considers them disgusting.

SpongeBob overhears this and assumes that Squidward’s just joking. Oh SpongeBob you poor sap.

Squidward insists that he hates krabby patties but SpongeBob and the customers think it’s because he never tasted one. I thought he had a lot of them back in Your Shoe’s Untied. Then again, there’s a difference between swallowing and tasting.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18b Artist Unknown

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The episode starts off with Squidward glossing over how one of dreams finally came true. No, SpongeBob and Patrick didn’t move and he didn’t become a famous clarinet musician.

He’s an art teacher at a recreation center (presumably cause all the good artists were taken). I can’t wait to see how SpongeBob will screw up and make Squidward miserable again.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 7a Prehibernation Week

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy frantically raking the leaves in Sandy’s treedome. Or at least Sandy is anyway since SpongeBob only has a tiny rake. Did Sandy not have enough money for two big rakes?

The reason why Sandy’s so frantic on finishing all her chores really fast is because she’s hibernating next week and only has 168 hours (aka one week) left to finish all her chores on top of doing a lot of activities.

Sandy’s in for one pressure filled week with how she has to do all her chores and activities on top of doing her hibernation binge.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13a Shanghaied

Hooray, after so long I’m finally reviewing my all time favorite episode of SpongeBob, Shanghaied. This is gonna be one love letter to Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer, CH Greenblatt, and Merriwether Williams.

So sit tight and ready my review. By the way, I’m reviewing the original 22 minute version with three endings.

WARNING: May contain funny moments and memes. If you cannot handle memes then get out of here.

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The episode starts off with Patchy introducing the call in votes to decide the ending. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A multiple choice ending episode. How intriguing…

After fighting with Potty (I sometimes I think these two are a gay and inter-species couple) and getting shot out of a cannon, Patchy announces that voting will only start when the get to the point before the ending. If only I had seen the episode on March 9, 2001, I could’ve voted. Oh well, at least I can sit back and watch the real star of the show: SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12b The Smoking Peanut

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator announcing that today is Free Day at the Bikini Bottom Zoo where everything is free. Mr. Krabs is milking Free Day for what its’ worth by taking everything he wants from the free drinks to even free light bulbs from the lights.

Mr. Krabs will take any opportunity to save money including Free Day. On a side note, I wish Free Day existed in real life with how inflation is nowadays.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12a Pressure

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy chilling and watching the clouds. They try to play the guess what cloud is shaped like game but it ends up being short lived since all the clouds are apparently shaped like flowers.

Its’ nice to see those two just hanging out without Patrick (almost as if they’re dating) and not competing with each other.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6b Squidville

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick showing of their new toys: reef blowers. Oh no, this’ll be a big disaster to everyone in the ocean like the last time a reef blower was used.

While initially starting off a  throwback to Reef Blower, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to take this a step further by vacuuming the lines off SpongeBob’s pineapple. Yeesh, they managed to manipulate their own animation.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6a Grandma’s Kisses

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob fantasizing over visiting his own grandma and how the cookies she makes, her sweaters made from love, and a story. Aww, for all his attempts at being mature throughout the series, he really does love his grandma.

I think that SpongeBob visits her very frequently because her husband is dead and he wants to keep her company since she’s now a widow. Which makes it all the more sweet and sad.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 4b Imitation Krabs

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob goofing off as usual and the customers just enjoying their day. Seems like a typical normal day doesn’t it. Wrong.

Outside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is preparing his next attempt to steal the krabby patty formula. This time, he’s decided to disguise himself as a regular citizen using a robot that looks like one.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1b Squid’s Day Off

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining again on how he has to be at work on a beautiful day on a Sunday. Wait, I thought the Krusty Krab was closed on Sundays. Then again, the lack of customers here could be why the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays in other episodes.

Squidward ends up getting frustrated by SpongeBob constantly ringing the serving bell that he accidentally shoves some dimes in the register on the floor.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 2b Bossy Boots

Welcome everyone to season 2. Season 1 was such a fun ride and despite Early Installment Weirdness being in effect, it was a really great season. I’ve also heard that this and season 3 are the show’s peak. Let’s see if this season can live up to the hype. I’ve also decided to review the episodes in the airing order. The reason why I’ve decided this late is because the season one episodes aired in the intended order as opposed to later seasons. Also I may have accidentally posted a review of Your Shoes Untied instead of this so I deleted it and it will come back after I review this episode. Since I already reviewed Something Smells when doing the reviews initially out of order, I decided to review this.

Also, happy birthday Roger Bumpass.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob and Squidward in for another meaningless Krusty Krab meeting. No its’ not new spatulas (sorry SpongeBob), it turns out that Pearl’s gonna be working at the Krusty Krab during her summer break presumably to see if she can succeed him as the Krusty Krab manager after he retires.

At least we know that for all his greed, he really loves his daughter Pearl.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20a Hooky

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs raging on madly about how the hooks are back. Of course the customers end up being annoyed at Mr. Krabs’ craziness and leave. Mr. Krabs should stop being such a lunatic with his crazy ideas before he runs out of business.

I have a feeling these hooks did something to his father since he’s apparently considered dead.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19a Fools in April

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Neptune’s Spatula from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob announcing to Gary that they’re moving and becoming peasants that only eat clam shells much to Gary’s chagrin. Luckily, it turns out that SpongeBob was just pranking Gary.

SpongeBob then pranks himself by pouring a big pitcher’s worth of lemonade into several cups and tricks himself into thinking he was gonna actually drink them. SpongeBob’s the best prankster around. His pranks are effective and funny in a way that even the victim can also laugh.

Meanwhile, Squidward questions why SpongeBob’s happier than usual when he realizes that it’s April Fools Day (aka SpongeBob’s favorite holiday).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16b The Paper

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The episode starts off with Squidward relaxing while chewing gum. Of course, SpongeBob bugs and asks if he can keep the gum wrapper (presumably to know how much of agood friend he thinks Squidward is).

Squidward decides to just let SpongeBob keep the gum wrapper to get him to stop annoying him even though that will never happen.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14a SB-129

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music when SpongeBob’s alarm clock distracts him so much that he ends up swallowing his clarinet. This ain’t the last time that this will happen, so suck it up Squidward.

SpongeBob wakes up and asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Since his clarinet is stuck in his throat, he can’t say no and snark at how stupid SpongeBob is. SpongeBob assumes from all that mediocre clarinet music coming out of Squidward that he wants to come even though he had a terrible experience last time they went jellyfishing. Guess he’s just that optimistic.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12b Employee of the Month

Like The Chaperone, this won’t have GIFs and will have screencaps instead since they’re not available on Tumblr or Giphy.com.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob bugging Squidward to ask him what day it is. When Squidward finally gives in and asks him the question, it turns out that SpongeBob wants to brag over how he’ll be Employee of the Month again and its’ always been that way ever since he was hired. Well, Squidward could get the award if he tried as seen in A Breath of Fresh Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13b I Was Once a Teenage Gary

The reason why I’m reviewing this instead of The Chaperone is because I can’t find any GIFs from that or Employee of the Month so I’m trying to figure out how to compensate for that while Scaredy Pants is a review that I’ll be waiting until October 31st to release in honor of Halloween , so this was the next available episode with GIFs I could review. So let’s get onto the review.

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The episode starts off SpongeBob playing fetch with Gary for a whole night since he always throws the ball too far. It seems like SpongeBob’s strength just comes and goes. Anyway, Patrick comes by and reminds SpongeBob that they’re going to a Jellyfishing convention out of town. However, SpongeBob can’t go since he can’t get someone to take care of Gary and the convention won’t allow pets since Gary will just scratch everything. That’s when Squidward comes in.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11b Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

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The episode starts off with Squidward putting the finishing touches on a wax dummy of himself. Well, someone has to listen to Squidward complain and not be the viewers. Luckily, he manages to finish his wax dummy before SpongeBob and Patrick start making noises and being annoying. Their idiotic activity of the day is playing a really weird twisted version of chess.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9b Opposite Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waking Squidward up for his fake birthday. Their idea of a party however, is just lame party games that appeal to little kids like pin the tail on the donkey. After they leave, Squidward can’t take anymore of their tendency to ruin things, even though in many episodes his misery could be avoided if he ignored them, and decides to sell his house.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8b Squeaky Boots

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The episode starts off with Pearl celebrating her 15th birthday. However, she ends up having another crummy party due to Mr. Krabs being cheap like in Whale of a Birthday. The disaster caused by Krabs  Cheap Company Inc. is Mr. Krabs singing the lame happy birthday song really badly and she ends up getting a cheap pair of fishing boots instead of the flipper slippers her friends have. She immediately ends the party by flooding the house with her tears. Mr. Krabs needs to stop being cheap to his daughter or he’ll be estranged by his daughter. On a brighter note, the writers managed to foreshadow Whale of a Birthday as early as Season 1.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 7b Jellyfish Jam

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to capture a jellyfish so that he can get some jelly for his toast snack. After he accomplishes that, he decides to go home.  However, it appears that a jellyfish is being clingy cause it keeps following him until he decides to adopt him as a pet. That jellyfish just wants to mooch off SpongeBob somehow.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6b Pickles

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The episode starts off with Squidward getting annoyed at the customers’ cluelessness and SpongeBob’s krabby patty order nicknames.

Bubble Bass (SpongeBob’s former rival) appears and asks Squidward for and I quote, “a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”, which according to someone from 4chan , actually means a krabby patty with 24 mustard grilled, all beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. However, Squidward doesn’t speak Bubble Bass or internet translator and can’t understand what Bubble Bass wants.

SpongeBob pops his head out of the fry cook window to see that his old high school rival (well how else did they meet) is ordering a krabby patty.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Before I start this review, let me just say a few words of honor to Ernest Borgnine for his late 100th birthday gift. Ernest, you were a great man who brought to life the funniest old superhero parody of all time, Mermaid Man with his witty senile remarks combined with his energy put into the performance. Its’ the senile remarks and the energy that make Mermaid Man who he is: a senile, silly, fun-loving, crazy, and absent minded superhero. You made a satisfying EVIL performance indeed. You were so good that the writers have retired Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of respect for your death plus your voice can never imitated perfectly. You were a good man.

Let’s see how good Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s first episode was.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers watching an episode of the TV series based on Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s adventures. I guess that the TV series episodes actually happened in real life (in SpongeBob’s universe that is) and the footage was just an edited version of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s fights.

Inspired by this, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to pretend they’re Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy respectively and fight crime. This is gonna end badly for Squidward I just know it.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5b Home Sweet Pineapple

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The episode starts off with nematodes eating many things such as cars and coral. However, despite their shortness, they seem to have really big stomachs as they still feel hungry after eating those things. They stumble upon SpongeBob’s pineapple home and decide to eat it.

As they eat the pineapple, everything in the house starts shrinking much to SpongeBob’s dismay. He tries to get Squidward’s help but he refuses because he hates the little sponge and the phone shrinks before SpongeBob can call him again.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5a Pizza Delivery

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The episode starts off with Squidward waiting for SpongeBob to finish washing the tables so that he can go home and play his awful clarinet music. Someone calls the Krusty Krab and asks for a pizza. Squidward tries to tell the customer that they don’t sell pizza, but Mr. Krabs sees this as an opportunity for extra money, so he promises the customer pizza.

Squidward tries to protest by saying that they don’t sell pizza and they don’t know how to make pizza. Mr. Krabs simply manages to mold some krabby patties into a pizza. I think the pepperonis on the pizza are tomatoes. Mr. Krabs is magic if he can turn krabby patties into pizza or his lust for money just makes him more determined than usual to turn krabby patties into a pizza.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4a Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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At Squidward’s place, he’s finished up making a souffle. How is it that he makes a great souffle but cooks horrible krabby patties? My guess is that he’s more apathetic when making the patties which makes them inferior to SpongeBob’s patties.

However, Squidward’s souffle date is interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick’s laughing.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 2a Bubblestand

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SpongeBob decides to build a bubble stand for no reason other than to spread joy to other people. However, the construction of the stand is bothering Squidward so he tries to tell SpongeBob to be quiet so that everyone can hear his awful clarinet playing. However, SpongeBob can’t over all that noise either so he doesn’t hear Squidward telling him to stop.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 1a Help Wanted

Well after 23 recaps, I’ve decided to start recapping/reviewing the episodes in order, though I may go out of order if someone requests a recap/review. By the way, if you want to request a SpongeBob episode for me to review, then just write it down in the comments box of any post I make.

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The episode and series starts off with SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm clock waking him up.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4b Boat Smarts

Just so my followers know,   I’ll be on vacation until July 31, so expect the next recap/review to come out by July 31st.

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Our episode today is going to be a documentary on boating. Just think of it as Krusty Krab Training Video but replace Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab with Mrs. Puff and her Boating School.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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SpongeBob Season 8 Episode 21a Squiditis

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining that he’s working inside when it is so nice outside. Squidward should just ask Mr. Krabs for a break and blackmail him by threatening to tell the cops about his crimes. Then again, it wouldn’t work because the cops hate Squidward.

SpongeBob tries to cheer Squidward up by saying that being sick is worse because he would have to miss work. Wait, doesn’t that sound like the opposite of being worse for Squidward?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8b SpongeBob vs, The Patty Gadget

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section. Another short review.

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The episode starts off with Patchy narrating what is going on in comical verse. SpongeBob is doing his usual work at the Krusty Krab when he hears a noise coming from his worst enemy: the patty gadget.

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Spongebob Season 1 Episode 1b Reef Blower

EDIT as of January 15, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

I’m taking recap requests in the FAQ section at the comments box. This will also be shorter than usual as it is only 2 minutes and 50 seconds long and less Gifs. Won’t stop me from trying though.

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The episode starts off with Squidward looking at his perfectly clean lawn, until he sees the wart on his perfect lawn which is a shell (aka an underwater leaf).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 2a The Lost Mattress

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The episode starts off with Squidward arriving at the Krusty Krab doors late as usual. I wonder why Squidward works there if he hates it so much. Then again, this may have been the only place to finance his art and clarinet money.

However, the doors are locked so Squidward is off the hook. SpongeBob on the other hand is freaking out over the Krusty Krab bgoneeing closed. Why can’t one of them just throw something at the doors and windows, I mean they’re made of glass for crying out loud?

Mr. Krabs finally arrives with the keys to unlock the door a lot grumpier than usual and yells at SpongeBob for accidentally making him drop his keys. The cause of this is because Mr. Krabs back hurts really badly thanks to his old mattress. I wonder why he doesn’t buy a new mattress. Then again, he is cheap. It could also be the cause of old age, just saying.

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Spongbob Season 3 Episode 15a The Great Snail Race

It’s episodes like this that show that Seasons 1-3 weren’t completely perfect. I was going to review Gary Takes a Bath, but I couldn’t find any Gifs from that episode so I decided to go with this. I am also taking recap requests. Please submit recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying hi to everyone (most likely a nod to Something Smells).

Norton the mailman delivers a cage, with a snail named Snellie, to Squidward, He mispronounces Tentacles as Tennis balls. He’s probably intentionally mispronouncing Squidward’s last name because squids eat fish. That may be why everyone that isn’t a main character hates Squidward. His ancestors must have eaten their ancestors.

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