SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25b Chum Caverns

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs kicking out two customers for not buying fries while also handcuffing Gus to the ordering boat until he buys a krabby patty.

The moneysexual crab even has SpongeBob make patties with two spatulas.

Geez, is Mr. Krabs really that obsessed with getting a quick buck to the point where he’s doing all this? He’s really losing it this season.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16b To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

Fun fact: This aired on the tenth anniversary of the official premiere of the show (May 1st was more of a sneak peek while July 17 was the real one).

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator describing to us the most horrifying thing ever to come in the show: SpongeBob losing his pants!

Puh-lease, Squidward becoming nice was more horrifying last season than this.

Anyway, the set up is that SpongeBob was doing laundry three days ago since it was cleaning day. Heck, he even took away Gary’s shell for cleaning. Wait, won’t it break in the washing machine? Eh, it’s a cartoon.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16a Squid’s Visit

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs trying to make small talk with Squidward but the grump ignores this as usual. Eh, that crab is better off trying his small talk with a friendly sponge anyway.

Squidward proceeds to get really annoyed though when SpongeBob tries to talk to him. He tries to ignore him until SpongeBob hints at offering to let Squidward come over to his place. Since the last time he stayed at the pineapple only ended in misery though, Squidward runs off. Well, he about to get a smaller paycheck with all this leaving work early shtick.

SpongeBob still doesn’t get the message though and he outright offers Squidward a chance to come over but the grumpy squid predictable refuses on the spot since he hates SpongeBob.

SpongeBob isn’t so proud of Squidward rejecting this offer though since the squid never technically visited him. So it’s from before the storm incident.

SpongeBob keeps on begging and crying for Squidward to visit his house but the grump just flat out ignores him even while he’s doing his activities for the rest of the day. As a little note, I see that despite his low salary and being considered a loser by everyone that isn’t SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward can apparently dine at a fancy restaurant. Maybe he ain’t that unlucky.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22b Single Cell Anniversary

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The episode starts off with Plankton coming back to the Chum Bucket after another line of failures in getting the formula. Eh, that’s living for Plankton.

Karen tries to cheer Plankton up by washing away his literal stench of failure. Isn’t it sweet how Karen still cares for the little organism even with all his annoying failures?

On a side note, it’s revealed that Plankton’s actually pink and that the green skin you see is just in a suit. That or he became pink with puberty but got a green body suit to look evil.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25a Pineapple Fever

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing to go jellyfishing as part of their usual Sunday morning routine. Before they do so though, Patrick uncharacteristically suggests they check the weather report before going willy nilly into Jellyfish Fields.

Okay, did Patrick wake up on another side of the bed today cause that’s rather wise of him

When they check the weather report, it’s revealed that a horrible storm is coming so Patrick just saved them from suffering from a storm far away from home.

And now that we got that wise Patrick comment out of the way, our main plot starts.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 21b Shell Shocked

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up from another nightmare. Probably just read another scary story or saw another scary movie. That sponge is so easy to scare these days.

Just then, the young sponge hears a noise. Unlike before, SpongeBob actually decides to fight back and even arms himself with a military hat and a tennis racket. Well, I guess he has learned something from his previous insomnia nights.

Being the wimpy sponge that he is though, he predictably ends up tripping very clumsily down the stairs. This act of clumsiness will be important later on in the story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 18a Pets or Pests

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick playing a classic game of leap frog. However, SpongeBob’s unable to withstand Patrick’s weight and they both end up rolling down a hill onto a nest.

Those two really need to get insurance cause from the rate they’re going, they ain’t gonna last when they become senior citizens.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20b Toy Store of Doom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being as bored as heck. They’re so bored that they’re not even impressed by the toy chest toys.

Of course, it’s revealed that they’re actually in Squidward’s house. That would explain why they aren’t wowed by the toys.

Squidward predictably kicks them out but he allows them to keep his old toys as consolation.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5b Slide Whistle Stooges

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The episode starts off with Squidward doing his morning routine as usual. However, he begins to hear some odd sounds coming everytime he moves. Okay, what are the idiot neighbors up to now?

Of course, SpongeBob and Patrick are at it again. This time, they’re playing with slide whistles. When Squidward wonders how those things could be fun, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to show him by appearing in various areas of his house using slide whistles to indicate their movement.

Yeah, this episode doesn’t give me much snark at til the end so don’t expect a lot of my usual snark til then.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17a Shuffleboarding

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watching some TV like the semi-retired heroes they are. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally scare them when trying to surprise them.

Being the senile guy e is, Mermaid Man throws his legendary boomerang at them (mistaking them for supervillains). Luckily, SpongeBob manages to catch it before it goes out of hand.

When he tries to give it back to the old duo, he foolishly throws it at them but it ends up coming back to him instead. Dude if you knew how those things worked, you’d have tossed it the other way. All his attempts to give the boomerang do is continually hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Eventually, SpongeBob doesn’t catch it and now there’s a boomerang loose in the retirement home! Poor old folks, getting closer to the grim reaper cause of one idiot.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14b Ditchin’

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick watching another episode of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV series this time being about MM and BB fighting Man Ray in an indestructible bubble.

The MM and BB episode ends with a commercial promoting their new book and that they’re gonna be doing a book signing the next day. Oh, if I got to meet Stan Lee before he died….

Those boys are lucky.

There’s just one problem though:

SpongeBob’s got boating school that day and we all know how much he values perfect attendance!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14a Dear Vikings

My first review in a while (also RIP Stephen Hillenburg).

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to engage in a conversation with Mr. Krabs (probably since he’s been getting amoral lately).

Mr. Krabs reveals that he’s introducing a new promotion (aka gimmick) to the Krusty Krab to boost business again. This time its new beverage cups (in regular, large, and the new viking size). I knew it wouldn’t be that impressive. Mr. Krabs is too cheap to do anything that fancy.

SpongeBob points out all the cups are the same size but Mr. Krabs don’t care since he’s that cheap. Eh, the townspeople in Bikini Bottom are idiots anyway. They won’t care.

Anyone who does have the viking cup gets to try on a viking helmet (a very crudely made one at that)!

All this talk about vikings gets SpongeBob curious on what they are. When Mr. Krabs fails to stop SpongeBob’s questions on vikings with vague answers, he dumps him off to Squidward. I feel ya Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13b The Card

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob withdrawing some money from the bank to buy some Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy trading cards. However, SpongeBob’s pretty picky on what the money’s like since he doesn’t want to give Mermaid Man a dirty dollar or a ripped one even though Mermaid Man wouldn’t care due to his senility. SpongeBob, just be grateful that you even have that amount of money at all with your small salary.

Soon everyone gets frustrated with SpongeBob holding up the line with his pettiness and they kick SpongeBob out of the bank. That was a waste of time.

SpongeBob then goes to the comic store to buy his Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards. Patrick’s also there to buy a book on counting (mostly cause he finds numbers amusing somehow).

SpongeBob’s really happy with his trading cards mostly cause he can show off his geek knowledge on the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV show.

However since the cashier wants to be superior though, he claims that SpongeBob’s trading cards ain’t worth squat and shows off the Super Rare Platinum Animated Talking Card #54 which is so rare that only five exist.

Wanting to own such a rare card, SpongeBob spends all his money getting the trading cards until he can find the rare card. However, SpongeBob doesn’t have any luck on that and goes through all but one card pack with no luck.

Unsatisfied with his counting book, Patrick decides to buy the last trading cards in stock since he has no other ideas.

Believe it or not, Patrick actually managed to get the rare card! What an odd turn of events.

However, Patrick tries to use the card as some sort of a toothpick since he’s apparently a reckless idiot now. Geez, what happened to the goofball from earlier seasons. Heck, I though Patrick liked MM and BB.

SpongeBob rightfully tries to lecture Patrick on being more careful with the rare card but all Patrick hears is the same ol’ blah blahs. Patrick sure is pushing the envelope for idiocy here.

Since Patrick’s such a reckless guy, SpongeBob decides to strap the rare card on Patrick’s hand so that it can’t fall out of his hand and get messy.

Even then, Patrick still ends up in various situations where the card almost gets dirty from standing near the road where a car could splatter mud on him to randomly walking in Goo Lagoon.

When SpongeBob rightfully questions Patrick on his reckless behavior here, he states that “you can’t expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up; keep you on your toes.” Okay, Patrick now just comes off as intentionally being reckless just to torture SpongeBob (his best friend mind you). Out of context, good line. In context, horrible line.

Literally after he says this, Patrick walks on a steel frame near a huge fire so SpongeBob’s forced to save him and the card with a crane. Patrick’s really going overkill on mixing it up.

After several offscreen mishaps, SpongeBob and Patrick reach the sea star’s rock. Noticing SpongeBob’s attachment to the thing, Patrick offers to give it to him which SpongeBob is more than happy at. However, Patrick still wants to keep the rare card for the rest of the day for some reason. I guess Patrick really wants to prolong SpongeBob’s suffering now.

SpongeBob still obliges by this since he’s such a nice guy.

Patrick then proceeds to do some reckless damage on the card by opening his rock with the card (bending it the process) since he doesn’t believe in locksmiths, uses the card to clean his grill (ripping a part of the top off in the process), using it to start a fire and spitting on the card to put it out, flips patties with it (Patrick ain’t a half bad cook), uses it as a tray for the patties (splattering some grease on it), and finally, uses it as a napkin (further staining it). Geez Patrick, how low are you trying to sink?

When the day finally ends and SpongeBob gets the rare card, the card disintegrates from all that damage much to SpongeBob’s dismay. Poor guy. He just wanted a card but his so called best friend pretty much ruined it (possibly on purpose).

Since he doesn’t want SpongeBob to resent him, Patrick reveals to SpongeBob that he actually bought a whole pack of those rare cards so they ain’t extinct. Heck, he even gives them to SpongeBob! Okay, maybe he ain’t completely bad.

However, Patrick still wants to borrow one from SpongeBob since he’s locked out of his house again. Okay, I take it back. He probably wants to make SpongeBob more miserable by destroying the other cards with his recklessness.

At least SpongeBob owned the card for some time.

Review

Very awful indeed. Patrick’s horrible here and the episode itself is just so dull and boring. Heck, they could’ve salvaged it all with Patrick giving all his cards to SpongeBob as a heartwarming ending but they had to ruin it with Patrick “borrowing” one again! Worst Patrick episode so far.

Grade: D

Score out of Ten: 4/10

SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13a Krusty Krushers

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The episode starts off with Perch Perkins reporting a wrestling tournament being held in Bikini Bottom and that the prize for winning is 1 million dollars! Predictably, Mr. Krabs is ecstatic at the news and prepares to face off there. However, he quickly gets scared though when he sees the two main champions (one of which is known as Jim and I’ll refer to the purple one as Tim) mop the floor with all the other competitors.

I must note that the beaten up competitors are essentially all the tough guys that have appeared on the show up to now. Jim and Tim really mean serious business.

Fun fact: this is the first time “My leg!” is heard since season 2’s No Free Rides.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 12a Porous Pockets

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking around Jellyfish Fields (at least he’s getting some exercise) until he hears someone screaming and ends up getting scared. When he sees Patrick, SpongeBob assumes that he was the one making that noise but Patrick reveals that he was just imitating the scream and even proves that he can do a mean impersonation of SpongeBob.

Patrick ought to be a voice actor someday.

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that the scream came from a clam which is choking on something. SpongeBob tries to ease the clam’s pain with some bubble soap but Patrick has his own way of dealing with this by giving the clam the Heimlich maneuver.

When that doesn’t work and Patrick breaks his back, the idiot starfish is ready to call it quits. They need professional help to get that clam to stop choking.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10b Grooming Gary

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up happy since today’s the Bikini Bottom Pet Show! After finding Gary (who has been dreading the day), SpongeBob goes over the check list from eye stalk reflexes to slime viscosity. When he gets to checking Gary’s undercarriage (the side of him facing the floor) though, Gary completely freaks out so that’s on hold for now.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10a The Slumber Party

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The episode starts off with Pearl telling Mr. Krabs to leave since she wants to have a slumber party without Mr. Krabs being involved in any way since he’s already caused enough trouble for her with the terrible birthday parties.

Mr. Krabs begs Pearl to let him at least stay in his room which she does agree to on the grounds that he doesn’t interfere at all. Well, Mr. Krabs sure can be over protective like a lot of parents are.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in Bikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read the Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9a Boating Buddies

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob brushing Gary’s shell (like one would do with a cat’s fur) until he hears something. SpongeBob proceeds to go to Squidward’s front yard where the grumpy octopus is relaxing.

Squidward points out that he hasn’t said anything or moved for 45 minutes and is baffled at how SpongeBob could hear him. It’s then revealed that SpongeBob actually heard Squidward: breathing! SpongeBob sure is a lot more stalkerfic than before.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 8a Patty Caper

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob to his office for something very secret. Today, they’ve run out of the krabby patty secret ingredient. I still think the secret ingredient is love.

Mr. Krabs entrusts SpongeBob to get the secret ingredient from the delivery truck coming soon and without flaws too. Wow, he must trust SpongeBob a lot. Then again, Squidward’s not very loyal so SpongeBob doesn’t have any competition.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 6a A Life in A Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick relaxing at Goo Lagoon and taking it easy. That is until Larry comes by in his motorcycle doing several stunts on it.

Heck, he even shoots a basket while he slowly falls on his motorcycle with his hang glider.

As the beach goers would say: “He’s amazing”.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7a Giant Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward tending to his kelp plants (that are wilting since they’re in the yard of a unlucky guy like him) by spraying some of his kelp grow spray on them. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick show up wanting to do good deeds. Patrick assumes that Squidward wants his kelp trimmed and eats some before Squidward has him stop. Is this gonna end up like Good Neighbors?

Squidward tries to get his revenge by spraying his kelp grow on Patrick’s ice cream but that just makes him even happier since now he and SpongeBob can share it. Well, TBF I’d be happy too if Squidward did that (dangerous chemicals aside).

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5a The Splinter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob eagerly changing the closed sign from closed to open. Man, SpongeBob gets so hyped over the littlest of things.

SpongeBob even does inventory of all the ingredients. While preparing the first order of the day though, SpongeBob accidentally throws his spatula on the ceiling and it sticks there for some reason.

SpongeBob stacks up a bunch of items just to get up there and get that spatula which he somehow has a hard time pulling even though he ironically pulls it out when he doesn’t notice and puts it back in that ceiling. SpongeBob’s sure dumb. Heck, this whole sequence is dumb.

SpongeBob manages to realize that his spatula’s unstuck eventually though but he ends up falling to a bunch of knives (don’t ask). His spatula saves him though when it gets on a knife in his tower and he’s free to slide back down. So that sequence was basically nothing!

This is what the episode is so be ready for the boredom!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Spongicus

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The episode starts off SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs witnessing Plankton with a wrecking ball and panic at that sight since they think that Plankton’s going to destroy the Krusty Krab. Well, I’m surprised Plankton didn’t think if it sooner. Then again, maybe he tried once and got arrested for it.

However, it turns out that Plankton actually destroyed the Chum Bucket. The reason is because he’s now going for another angle of having a Chum collesium showing a gladiator fight Roman style. The only thing that makes the customers motivated to care though is when he mentions it being free! Free always draws them in.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2b Nautical Novice

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The episode starts off with Mrs. Puff lecturing her students about parking a boat but with the exception of note taking SpongeBob, everyone’s falling asleep. Geez, considering how SpongeBob’s generally the only student that’s in her class more than one semester, I get the feeling that everyone else knows how to drive and they just happened to get tickets for whatever reason.

When school’s over, everyone (except for SpongeBob) proceeds to run until Mrs. Puff stops them to remind them of their field trip to the boat museum.

Since he wants to impress Mrs. Puff (even though that’ll never happen) with his boating history smarts and now be known as a bad driver to her, SpongeBob decides read a boating history book and memorize it. SpongeBob actually reads all the 7,400 pages of the book all night just to show how dedicated he is. Well, there ought to be more students like SpongeBob. Or not considering how he’s sleep deprived.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2a Penny Foolish

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully attempting to use his expired coupons to get his groceries for free. Mr. Krabs sure knows how to spend as less money as possible.

Our main plot begins though when he sees SpongeBob outside dancing around and picking up what Mr. Krabs thinks is a penny. Mr. Krabs soon gets jealous that SpongeBob took what could’ve been his penny and even begins to hallucinate pennies all over the city. Dude, it’s just a penny. Plus, you can just take it out of SpongeBob’s tiny paycheck. He’s not like Squidward the complainer.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Suction Cup Symphony

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob mistaking Squidward’s awful clarinet playing as him being in gastronomical distress and sees two construction workers out there. Since he’s determined to keep Squidward from being embarrassed (not that he’ll care in the long run), SpongeBob tries to distract them. Well, Squidward’s that bad.

When Squidward peeps his head out the window to yell at SpongeBob again though, he realizes that the construction workers are putting up a sign advertising the Bikini Bottom Symphonic Orchestra’s need for original compositions. Well, Squidward’s in since he thinks he’s a musical genius. Considering Band Geeks, he’s not wrong. He’d be better if he just ditched the clarinet.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4b Gone

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and doing his usual routine of feeding Gary, annoying Squidward, talking with Patrick, and working at the Krusty Krab. However, it would seem as if everyone in town’s vanished since SpongeBob doesn’t directly talk to everyone. While he’s initially oblivious to this since he thinks that everyone’s just sleeping, SpongeBob gets suspicious at night and promptly looks in everyone’s houses and finds out that everyone’s missing including his friends. Whatever could’ve happened to them?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4a Not Normal

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up to hear SpongeBob being annoying again and running all over his house. Man, SpongeBob has no limits at this point. Even he had limits in the earlier seasons.

Being fed up with SpongeBob being so increasingly obnoxious for six seasons, Squidward outright calls him not normal and wants him to act that way. SpongeBob surprisingly takes this to heart and decides to ask Squidward how to act normal but since he’s in no mood to deal with SpongeBob, he just kicks him out of his house. So much for Squidward being helpful.

He’s all talk but no show.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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