SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3a Someone’s in The Kitchen With Sandy

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The episode starts off with Plankton hiding inside a krabby patty bun so that he can sneak into the Krusty Krab and steal a krabby patty again.

This is foiled pretty quickly though when SpongeBob serves the bun with the krabby patty that he’s giving to Sandy.

What’s worse is that she has some sort of system now where she can easily unzip her suit and put the krabby patty inside it so that she can eat it without any trouble.Well, looks like Plankton’s dead with the lack of water and he sure has a disgusting sight to look at while he dies.

How is Sandy not seeing this? Is she that immersed in her food?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15b To Save a Squirrel

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick running away from something eventually running into Sandy who is fixing her truck. Sandy finds out from them that those two ran into a savage beast that wants to eat them. What did those two do now?!

When Sandy sees the so called man eating beast though, it turns out to be a harmless cricket that escaped from land (probably came from a science lab) which Sandy sends back to the surface with a bubble. Well, considering that those two were scared by Sandy’s butterfly three seasons ago, I can see how they’re scared of a cricket.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10a A Flea in Her Dome

I’m back! I was in another country without WiFi during the hiatus but I did download some episodes and put them onto a flash drive so that I could review them. The next few reviews will be screencaps only since they were made with no WiFi initially and no WiFi means no Gifs.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob crying his eyes out again. Geez, what’s got him in such sad mood this early in the episode?

When Patrick arrives and tries to comfort him, SpongeBob reveals that he’s crying because Sandy’s been gone for two days at a science convention in Texas. I must note that SpongeBob actually mispronounces Texas as “Tayas” even though he learned about Texas back in season 1. I guess this takes place before that episode. That or SpongeBob just has a very bad memory.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14b Wigstruck

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The episode starts off with Ned showing off his new fancy 1700s style white wig to his band mates (aka the Needlefish). Since the wig’s so hopelessly out of date, they proceed to make fun of him and play hot potato with it. I seriously wonder how Ned even became the leader considering how disrespected he is right now.

Soon, they accidentally toss his wig out the window and into the wind. Well, he can always find another wig.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 15a Squidtastic Voyage

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick dancing to some really loud music. Squidward’s annoyed by this as per usual and decides to tell SpongeBob to stop by playing his awful clarinet music. However, SpongeBob’s also doing the whirlpool move which is making him spin out of control everywhere and soon crashes into Squidward’s house and accidentally makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. Well, Squidward’s now stuck hearing his awful clarinet music everytime he talks. Talk about butt monkey days.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 8b SquidBob TentaclePants

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The episode starts off with Squidward being woken from a dream that involved several women swarming him for his music. The day that happens is the day SpongeBob hates Squidward.

When walking to work, Squidward’s surprisingly not as annoyed by SpongeBob as usual since he has a clarinet recital tomorrow night. How the heck does an awful clarinet player like him even get a recital? I get the feeling that someone else planned to perform but couldn’t show up for whatever reason and since they didn’t want to disappoint the townspeople, they hired the cheapest performer to perform which happened to be Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trying to order a krabby patty. Key emphasis being try since MM can’t decide what he wants and ends up holding up a line that’s now extending outside the Krusty Krab. I’m surprised Mr. Krabs and Squidward haven’t gone insane.

SpongeBob eventually helps out by suggesting that MM get a krabby patty. So you’d think that’s all right?

Wrong!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8a No Weenies Allowed

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy at the beach. Sandy points out that SpongeBob’s not even wearing his bathing suit even though she’s still wearing her suit (don’t worry she wears a bikini. I’m not a pervert).

SpongeBob decides to use this as an opportunity to sneak up on Sandy after he changes into his karate gear with the element of surprise on his side. However, Sandy figures out his little trick and the two soon engage in another one of their little karate fights. It’s pretty sweet to see those two doing karate together in a strange minds think alike sort of way.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 7a Prehibernation Week

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy frantically raking the leaves in Sandy’s treedome. Or at least Sandy is anyway since SpongeBob only has a tiny rake. Did Sandy not have enough money for two big rakes?

The reason why Sandy’s so frantic on finishing all her chores really fast is because she’s hibernating next week and only has 168 hours (aka one week) left to finish all her chores on top of doing a lot of activities.

Sandy’s in for one pressure filled week with how she has to do all her chores and activities on top of doing her hibernation binge.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12b The Smoking Peanut

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator announcing that today is Free Day at the Bikini Bottom Zoo where everything is free. Mr. Krabs is milking Free Day for what its’ worth by taking everything he wants from the free drinks to even free light bulbs from the lights.

Mr. Krabs will take any opportunity to save money including Free Day. On a side note, I wish Free Day existed in real life with how inflation is nowadays.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12a Pressure

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy chilling and watching the clouds. They try to play the guess what cloud is shaped like game but it ends up being short lived since all the clouds are apparently shaped like flowers.

Its’ nice to see those two just hanging out without Patrick (almost as if they’re dating) and not competing with each other.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 9a Survival of the Idiots

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being all giddy and excited over going over to Sandy’s house. Guess Squidward’s on vacation since the idiot brothers seem too giddy and excited over visiting Sandy.

When they reach Sandy’s treedome, they discover that its’ barricaded for some odd reason. Oh no, did one of her experiments go so wrong that she’s now a hermit?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 11b Squirrel Jokes

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs introducing a modified version of the talent show in the form of the Komedy Krab. Since apparently the talent show lost its’ charm after a while, Mr. Krabs has decided to convert it into a comedy club so that the stage doesn’t go to waste.

The first act for the Komedy Krab is Dougie Williams who basically throws pies at everyone.

The audience proceeds to laugh at this and of course cheer for good ol’ Dougie.

Before SpongeBob goes on next, Dougie gives some words of encouragement that he’ll do great. Dougie’s a great guy. I like how he isn’t so conceding to SpongeBob and instead encourages him. No wonder he’s such a great comedian.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18a Texas

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy reenacting their usual routine but with their hands and mini sand models of their house. However, Sandy’s mini sand model is actually Texas and not her treedome. This ends up making Sandy homesick over her original home Texas.

I don’t know why she wasn’t like that in Tea in the Treedome (her introduction). Maybe she wasn’t thinking about the idea of what home is to her until she built her mini sand model. Poor squirrel.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16a Valentine’s Day

Three reviews three days in a row during the school year. Must be a new record.

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Today’s Valentine’s Day and even though there are people that love it, no one likes it more than SpongeBob CupidPants. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, he decides to give a valentine to everyone he knows including his enemies like Plankton. SpongeBob’s so sweet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15b Suds

Hey y’all, reviews (except Scaredy Pants) will be coming out on either Saturday or Sunday so stay tuned for reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming about eating raining krabby patties. Must be set after everyone yelled at SpongeBob in the sister segment Sleepy Time and agreed to let bygones be bygones.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11a MuscleBob BuffPants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob wanting to work out and be strong like Sandy. However, the most he can lift is a dumbbell with two stuffed animals. SpongeBob invites Sandy over to see his workout, but she tells him that his workout sucks since he’s lifting things lighter than air and he lacks muscles. Well, he could shape-shift his arms but he’s too weak for that. Sandy shows SpongeBob how big her muscles are with her intense workout. I must say that she must’ve met Richard Simmons before she moved to Bikini Bottom and worked out with him cause those are some impressive muscles.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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Spongebob Season 2 Episode 5a Wormy

Just so y’all know, I’m taking Spongebob recap requests in the comment box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with Sandy showing SpongeBob and Patrick her pets that we never see again (they must’ve died when Sandy did her science experiments on them) because they will be pet sitting her pets ,while she goes on a vacation to Texas, as they are her only friends underwater. I can already tell there is going to be chaos just from the idiotic brothers watch land pets. She tells them what the pets eat. Patrick can speak bird Italian (huh, maybe is won’t end so badly after all).

Sponge and Pat stumble upon Wormy. Sandy says he doesn’t eat much. After Sandy leaves, the two idiot brothers decide to play with Wormy and ignore the other pets. Well, at least the pets won’t die from them being idiots.

They play various games with Wormy such as hide and seek, throw flowers around him in a circle, and treat him like he is Jesus while “That’s What Friends Do” plays in the background.

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