SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3b The Inside Job

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The episode starts off with Plankton and Karen arguing as usual on how incompetent the former is at the formula stealing with Karen claiming Plankton should listen to her more often. Plankton refuses to back down from this argument and continues to claim that he’s a genius. Good thing they don’t have kids cause they would be seriously messed up by this.

When a father and son arrive, Plankton assumes that he’s not a failure like Karen says. It turns out though that the father only took his son there cause he’s touring the many dumps in Bikini Bottom and the Chum Bucket is one of them.

Wow being a failure is one thing, but to own a dump. How humiliating?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3a Someone’s in The Kitchen With Sandy

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The episode starts off with Plankton hiding inside a krabby patty bun so that he can sneak into the Krusty Krab and steal a krabby patty again.

This is foiled pretty quickly though when SpongeBob serves the bun with the krabby patty that he’s giving to Sandy.

What’s worse is that she has some sort of system now where she can easily unzip her suit and put the krabby patty inside it so that she can eat it without any trouble.Well, looks like Plankton’s dead with the lack of water and he sure has a disgusting sight to look at while he dies.

How is Sandy not seeing this? Is she that immersed in her food?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 11a Goo Goo Gas

Yeah, despite all the season 6 episodes that aired up to July 2009 and season 7 starting earlier on the same day this episode aired, you’d think this was in either seasons 6 or 7 but it’s actually a season 5 episode that Nick apparently forgot existed until 2009 when they aired it long after the rest of the season aired and this already aired in several other countries by then. Let’s see if season 5 can end off strong in this airing order.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty as usual this time disguising himself as a pepper shaker which Mr. Krabs foils as usual especially with how predictably the disguise was.

Okay, Plankton’s really running out of ideas for plans now. I wonder how close this is to the movie’s timeline?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25b Chum Caverns

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs kicking out two customers for not buying fries while also handcuffing Gus to the ordering boat until he buys a krabby patty.

The moneysexual crab even has SpongeBob make patties with two spatulas.

Geez, is Mr. Krabs really that obsessed with getting a quick buck to the point where he’s doing all this? He’s really losing it this season.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22b Single Cell Anniversary

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The episode starts off with Plankton coming back to the Chum Bucket after another line of failures in getting the formula. Eh, that’s living for Plankton.

Karen tries to cheer Plankton up by washing away his literal stench of failure. Isn’t it sweet how Karen still cares for the little organism even with all his annoying failures?

On a side note, it’s revealed that Plankton’s actually pink and that the green skin you see is just in a suit. That or he became pink with puberty but got a green body suit to look evil.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 16 Pest of the West

At this point, there are only three episodes left in season 5 which were more or less scattered throughout 2008-2009 with all those season 6 episodes so it’ll be a while before season 5’s done.

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The episode starts off with Patrick barging into the Krusty Krab screaming about mollusks coming and scaring the customers and SpongeBob. Where’s Mr. Krabs to curb Patrick’s disruptiveness?

Patrick reveals that he was actually honoring his ancestor, Patrick Revere who warned everyone about the impeding mollusk attack simillar to how Paul Revere said “The British are coming”. I wonder if the mollusks liked taxes too?

Patrick’s still impressed with what Patrick Revere did even though no one listened on account of Patrick’s family being too stupid to be taken seriously.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Spongicus

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The episode starts off SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs witnessing Plankton with a wrecking ball and panic at that sight since they think that Plankton’s going to destroy the Krusty Krab. Well, I’m surprised Plankton didn’t think if it sooner. Then again, maybe he tried once and got arrested for it.

However, it turns out that Plankton actually destroyed the Chum Bucket. The reason is because he’s now going for another angle of having a Chum collesium showing a gladiator fight Roman style. The only thing that makes the customers motivated to care though is when he mentions it being free! Free always draws them in.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 20a Banned in Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob singing about how much he loves krabby patties which annoys Squidward just like SpongeBob’s other songs do. I wonder why Squidward bothers at the Krusty Krab when there are other jobs he can do with no resume.

Soon, a bunch of old ladies show up and are known as the United Organization of Fish Against Things That Are Fun and Delicious (what a long name and a killjoy). Their leader decides to order them some krabby patties only cause they’re hungry though that doesn’t stop them from viewing the Krusty Krab is disgusting and uncivilized. Mr. Krabs initially convinces them that they’re not as uncivilized as they appear to be with a gentleman greeting.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 17a 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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The episode starts off with a shot of the jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. I must add that the shot of the jellyfish is taken directly from season 1! Seriously, the difference between season 1 and season 5’s animations are too obvious to point out. Were the animators and/or editors that lazy?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14b Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob

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The episode starts off with Plankton watching another Krusty Krab commercial that has more of a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy theme to it and it sure has a better budget than the first one. I guess either this was funded by the company that made the MM and BB series or Mr. Krabs just used a cheap computer for special effects. It’s more likely to be the former.

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SpongeBob Season 5b Krabs a la Mode

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The episode starts off with Squidward feeling very cold since it’s presumably winter and Mr. Krabs set the thermostat for 62 degrees only. Okay, how is that cold enough to make people shiver. I mean sure 62 ain’t hot but it ain’t shivering cold.

Squidward decides to sneakily change the thermostat to 63 degrees but Mr. Krabs has an alarm for that too like he has when anyone tries to have him waste money indirectly.

Mr. Krabs finds out about this and gets up in Squidward’s face about it since heat costs money even if the thermostat goes up one degree. Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 1 Friend or Foe

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator introducing us to Patchy who works at a restaurant called the Poop Deck flipping burgers. Well even crazy nuts need to make a living. Plus, it figures that he would like SpongeBob even more since they’re both fry cooks. Potty’s also there too to annoy Patchy as usual.

Heck, even his boss is a pirate. Is everyone that Patchy knows crazy? He sure ain’t no Squidward or Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 18b Best Frenemies

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs being upset over the profits going down again. The biker gang theme cost him a lot of money.

To make things worse, he sees the customers taking in their own kelp shakes instead of buying drinks from the Krusty Krab. Okay, so that explains why profits are down.

Heck, even SpongeBob’s drinking those kelp shakes too. So much for 100% loyal.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 7a Enemy In-Law

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The episode starts off with the Bikini Bottomites being attacked by a giant robot. I wonder what happened this time.

It turns out that the robot is actually one of Plankton’s robots and manages to capture some of them to force them to go to the Chum Bucket even though Plankton knows very well his food sucks.

Since Plankton didn’t bother to lock to door though, everyone just flat out leaves. Plankton really ought to think before he acts.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 2b Krabs vs Plankton

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The episode starts off with Plankton waking up and being miserable as usual. He simply decides to try to steal the formula without a plan this time since his last two (and most epic attempts I might add) planned attempts failed anyway.

Plankton surprisingly manages to get in without Mr. Krabs even noticing this time. Maybe this could be the day …. unless he slips on mop water.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1a Fear of a Krabby Patty

And now we have reached the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era of the show. Originally, season 3 supposed to be the last season with the movie (which I will review after I review every SpongeBob episode in the first 10 seasons) but the amount of cash the sponge was raking in convinced Nick to uncancel the show. Since creator Steven Hillenburg wanted season 3 to be the last, he left the show with Paul Tibbit taking over as showrunner. While many have hated this era and complained, it’s now my turn to deal with the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing off to SpongeBob and Squidward the new business hours which are now 6 AM to 11 PM. Well, there goes any evening plans Squidward has with his clarinet.

Squidward naturally proceeds to complain about this while SpongeBob tries to suggest they open even earlier since he’s a workaholic.

Mr. Krabs is initially happy with the new work hours. That is until he sees that the Chum Bucket’s now being open for 23 hours. So what? No one goes there anyway.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 18b Plankton’s Army

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The episode starts with Mr. Krabs gathering Squidward and SpongeBob to announce that it’s the 25th anniversary of Plankton’s first attempt of stealing a krabby patty or the formula. That’s one very long grudge seeing as it even outlasts Squidward’s job at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton’s been trying to steal the formula in various ways including simply asking for it (well, I can say that he’s tried that) and using several bug disguises but Mr. Krabs has always beaten and stepped on him. That’s their rival on a nutshell.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10b Krusty Krab Training Video

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Our episode (or documentary here) starts off with the narrator (that’s not the French one) talking about how many graphs (not giraffes) prove that that we are working for the one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom called the Krusty Krab! I really like this guy. It feels like he really gets the feel of the show and just rolls with it.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 1a The Algae’s Always Greener

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The episode starts off with Plankton attempting to steal a krabby patty again but this time, he’d hiding in Old Man Jenkins’ ketchup bottle so that he can sneak the krabby patty away.

However since Old Man Jenkins is blind, he accidentally shoots Plankton into Mr. Krabs’ office who proceeds to brag over how terrible the little guy is at stealing a krabby patty and/or the formula before throws Plankton to the Chum Bucket again.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19b The Fry Cook Games

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The episode starts off with Johnny Elaine (the talking realistic fishead that appears in the intro) introducing us to the Fry Cook Games (activities that involve food and exercise in some weird combos).

He also mentions the real competition which is between Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Well, there had to be a point where there was a live competition (20 years at that) between those two all over the formula. I’m surprised Plankton didn’t try to use the event to gamble for the secret formula.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 4b Imitation Krabs

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob goofing off as usual and the customers just enjoying their day. Seems like a typical normal day doesn’t it. Wrong.

Outside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is preparing his next attempt to steal the krabby patty formula. This time, he’s decided to disguise himself as a regular citizen using a robot that looks like one.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18b Walking Small

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to get everyone to leave by threatening to kill them so that he can build a new Chum Bucket restaurant. In his logic, he thinks that since Goo Lagoon gets a lot of visitors then the Chum Bucket will too if he builds it there. Of course, nobody even recognizes him since he’s smaller than a bug.

Plankton decides to manipulate to most naive person in town into helping him: SpongeBob. I’m surprised that Plankton’s plan doesn’t involve the krabby patty formula in any way. Must’ve been his last plan before the 2004 movie (aka Plan Y).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 3b Plankton!

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their usual goofy fry cook and cynical cashier routine when one of SpongeBob’s krabby patties starts moving. Mr. Krabs immediately stops the moving krabby patty and it is revealed to have been controlled by the one and only antagonist of the series, Plankton.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to toss Plankton out using a plate Frisbee style.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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Spongebob Season 1 Episode 10b F.U.N.

EDIT as of January 15, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty again. He actually succeeds this time. Mr. Krabs almost gives up so easily. I don’t know why he is giving up so easily , I mean Plankton is the size of an ant.  He could easily catch up to him on his own. I guess that Plankton never tried to steal a krabby patty before this and tried the formula first.

SpongeBob immediately jumps into action to get the krabby patty away from Plankton’s hands. I don’t know why Plankton would need to go around the city with his krabby patty even though the Chum Bucket is right across the Krusty Krab. I’m guessing that he just wants to brag to everyone that he got a krabby patty.

SpongeBob chases Plankton and his travelling krabby patty everywhere from the top of a building to the streets while impressing everyone.

Plankton disguises the krabby patty in the most paper thin disguise of all, Groucho glasses. SpongeBob obliviously falls for the disguise because he is stupid. He proceeds to tell Plankton and the patty about an overly saccharine story about a magician. Plankton gives up knowing that he can’t handle so much sweetness.

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