SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 7a The Curse of Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being bored out of their minds again so they decide to mess with Squidward’s house again as usual this time in his garden shed. Gee, I wonder what awaits them in there…

In there, the two idiots see a lawn mower that really fascinates them since they don’t use em (on an account that they don’t have grass like Squidward). Once Squidward catches them in there, he’s prepared to yell at them on the spot but when the idiots reveal that they wanted to play with his lawn mower, Squidward allows this since he knows that they will get hurt if they do use it in their idiocy.

Man, Squidward’s hatred for them has escalated from being annoyed by them but having standards to trying to send them to their deaths by idiocy.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2b Stuck in the Wringer

Oh yes, onto the first of three of season 7’s biggest blunders according to fans.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob showering like he does every common morning of the day. Heck, he even uses soap to clean his brain. Okay, that’s just very bizarre.

Our main plot gets started though when SpongeBob accidentally slips on some soap while getting dressed. Unlike what you’d expect, SpongeBob merely lands in the tub, not the wringer (which he uses to dry himself).

When trying to avoid that mistake again though, SpongeBob gets startled when he accidentally steps on a rubber duck and winds up slipping on the soap and getting (you guessed it) stuck in the wringer! Well, this’ll be an easy title to use as a recap ender.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25a Pineapple Fever

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing to go jellyfishing as part of their usual Sunday morning routine. Before they do so though, Patrick uncharacteristically suggests they check the weather report before going willy nilly into Jellyfish Fields.

Okay, did Patrick wake up on another side of the bed today cause that’s rather wise of him

When they check the weather report, it’s revealed that a horrible storm is coming so Patrick just saved them from suffering from a storm far away from home.

And now that we got that wise Patrick comment out of the way, our main plot starts.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20b Toy Store of Doom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being as bored as heck. They’re so bored that they’re not even impressed by the toy chest toys.

Of course, it’s revealed that they’re actually in Squidward’s house. That would explain why they aren’t wowed by the toys.

Squidward predictably kicks them out but he allows them to keep his old toys as consolation.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5b Slide Whistle Stooges

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The episode starts off with Squidward doing his morning routine as usual. However, he begins to hear some odd sounds coming everytime he moves. Okay, what are the idiot neighbors up to now?

Of course, SpongeBob and Patrick are at it again. This time, they’re playing with slide whistles. When Squidward wonders how those things could be fun, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to show him by appearing in various areas of his house using slide whistles to indicate their movement.

Yeah, this episode doesn’t give me much snark at til the end so don’t expect a lot of my usual snark til then.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17a Shuffleboarding

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watching some TV like the semi-retired heroes they are. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally scare them when trying to surprise them.

Being the senile guy e is, Mermaid Man throws his legendary boomerang at them (mistaking them for supervillains). Luckily, SpongeBob manages to catch it before it goes out of hand.

When he tries to give it back to the old duo, he foolishly throws it at them but it ends up coming back to him instead. Dude if you knew how those things worked, you’d have tossed it the other way. All his attempts to give the boomerang do is continually hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Eventually, SpongeBob doesn’t catch it and now there’s a boomerang loose in the retirement home! Poor old folks, getting closer to the grim reaper cause of one idiot.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14b Ditchin’

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick watching another episode of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV series this time being about MM and BB fighting Man Ray in an indestructible bubble.

The MM and BB episode ends with a commercial promoting their new book and that they’re gonna be doing a book signing the next day. Oh, if I got to meet Stan Lee before he died….

Those boys are lucky.

There’s just one problem though:

SpongeBob’s got boating school that day and we all know how much he values perfect attendance!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13b The Card

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob withdrawing some money from the bank to buy some Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy trading cards. However, SpongeBob’s pretty picky on what the money’s like since he doesn’t want to give Mermaid Man a dirty dollar or a ripped one even though Mermaid Man wouldn’t care due to his senility. SpongeBob, just be grateful that you even have that amount of money at all with your small salary.

Soon everyone gets frustrated with SpongeBob holding up the line with his pettiness and they kick SpongeBob out of the bank. That was a waste of time.

SpongeBob then goes to the comic store to buy his Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards. Patrick’s also there to buy a book on counting (mostly cause he finds numbers amusing somehow).

SpongeBob’s really happy with his trading cards mostly cause he can show off his geek knowledge on the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV show.

However since the cashier wants to be superior though, he claims that SpongeBob’s trading cards ain’t worth squat and shows off the Super Rare Platinum Animated Talking Card #54 which is so rare that only five exist.

Wanting to own such a rare card, SpongeBob spends all his money getting the trading cards until he can find the rare card. However, SpongeBob doesn’t have any luck on that and goes through all but one card pack with no luck.

Unsatisfied with his counting book, Patrick decides to buy the last trading cards in stock since he has no other ideas.

Believe it or not, Patrick actually managed to get the rare card! What an odd turn of events.

However, Patrick tries to use the card as some sort of a toothpick since he’s apparently a reckless idiot now. Geez, what happened to the goofball from earlier seasons. Heck, I though Patrick liked MM and BB.

SpongeBob rightfully tries to lecture Patrick on being more careful with the rare card but all Patrick hears is the same ol’ blah blahs. Patrick sure is pushing the envelope for idiocy here.

Since Patrick’s such a reckless guy, SpongeBob decides to strap the rare card on Patrick’s hand so that it can’t fall out of his hand and get messy.

Even then, Patrick still ends up in various situations where the card almost gets dirty from standing near the road where a car could splatter mud on him to randomly walking in Goo Lagoon.

When SpongeBob rightfully questions Patrick on his reckless behavior here, he states that “you can’t expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up; keep you on your toes.” Okay, Patrick now just comes off as intentionally being reckless just to torture SpongeBob (his best friend mind you). Out of context, good line. In context, horrible line.

Literally after he says this, Patrick walks on a steel frame near a huge fire so SpongeBob’s forced to save him and the card with a crane. Patrick’s really going overkill on mixing it up.

After several offscreen mishaps, SpongeBob and Patrick reach the sea star’s rock. Noticing SpongeBob’s attachment to the thing, Patrick offers to give it to him which SpongeBob is more than happy at. However, Patrick still wants to keep the rare card for the rest of the day for some reason. I guess Patrick really wants to prolong SpongeBob’s suffering now.

SpongeBob still obliges by this since he’s such a nice guy.

Patrick then proceeds to do some reckless damage on the card by opening his rock with the card (bending it the process) since he doesn’t believe in locksmiths, uses the card to clean his grill (ripping a part of the top off in the process), using it to start a fire and spitting on the card to put it out, flips patties with it (Patrick ain’t a half bad cook), uses it as a tray for the patties (splattering some grease on it), and finally, uses it as a napkin (further staining it). Geez Patrick, how low are you trying to sink?

When the day finally ends and SpongeBob gets the rare card, the card disintegrates from all that damage much to SpongeBob’s dismay. Poor guy. He just wanted a card but his so called best friend pretty much ruined it (possibly on purpose).

Since he doesn’t want SpongeBob to resent him, Patrick reveals to SpongeBob that he actually bought a whole pack of those rare cards so they ain’t extinct. Heck, he even gives them to SpongeBob! Okay, maybe he ain’t completely bad.

However, Patrick still wants to borrow one from SpongeBob since he’s locked out of his house again. Okay, I take it back. He probably wants to make SpongeBob more miserable by destroying the other cards with his recklessness.

At least SpongeBob owned the card for some time.

Review

Very awful indeed. Patrick’s horrible here and the episode itself is just so dull and boring. Heck, they could’ve salvaged it all with Patrick giving all his cards to SpongeBob as a heartwarming ending but they had to ruin it with Patrick “borrowing” one again! Worst Patrick episode so far.

Grade: D

Score out of Ten: 4/10

SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13a Krusty Krushers

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The episode starts off with Perch Perkins reporting a wrestling tournament being held in Bikini Bottom and that the prize for winning is 1 million dollars! Predictably, Mr. Krabs is ecstatic at the news and prepares to face off there. However, he quickly gets scared though when he sees the two main champions (one of which is known as Jim and I’ll refer to the purple one as Tim) mop the floor with all the other competitors.

I must note that the beaten up competitors are essentially all the tough guys that have appeared on the show up to now. Jim and Tim really mean serious business.

Fun fact: this is the first time “My leg!” is heard since season 2’s No Free Rides.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 12a Porous Pockets

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking around Jellyfish Fields (at least he’s getting some exercise) until he hears someone screaming and ends up getting scared. When he sees Patrick, SpongeBob assumes that he was the one making that noise but Patrick reveals that he was just imitating the scream and even proves that he can do a mean impersonation of SpongeBob.

Patrick ought to be a voice actor someday.

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that the scream came from a clam which is choking on something. SpongeBob tries to ease the clam’s pain with some bubble soap but Patrick has his own way of dealing with this by giving the clam the Heimlich maneuver.

When that doesn’t work and Patrick breaks his back, the idiot starfish is ready to call it quits. They need professional help to get that clam to stop choking.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 6a A Life in A Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick relaxing at Goo Lagoon and taking it easy. That is until Larry comes by in his motorcycle doing several stunts on it.

Heck, he even shoots a basket while he slowly falls on his motorcycle with his hang glider.

As the beach goers would say: “He’s amazing”.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7a Giant Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward tending to his kelp plants (that are wilting since they’re in the yard of a unlucky guy like him) by spraying some of his kelp grow spray on them. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick show up wanting to do good deeds. Patrick assumes that Squidward wants his kelp trimmed and eats some before Squidward has him stop. Is this gonna end up like Good Neighbors?

Squidward tries to get his revenge by spraying his kelp grow on Patrick’s ice cream but that just makes him even happier since now he and SpongeBob can share it. Well, TBF I’d be happy too if Squidward did that (dangerous chemicals aside).

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 16 Pest of the West

At this point, there are only three episodes left in season 5 which were more or less scattered throughout 2008-2009 with all those season 6 episodes so it’ll be a while before season 5’s done.

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The episode starts off with Patrick barging into the Krusty Krab screaming about mollusks coming and scaring the customers and SpongeBob. Where’s Mr. Krabs to curb Patrick’s disruptiveness?

Patrick reveals that he was actually honoring his ancestor, Patrick Revere who warned everyone about the impeding mollusk attack simillar to how Paul Revere said “The British are coming”. I wonder if the mollusks liked taxes too?

Patrick’s still impressed with what Patrick Revere did even though no one listened on account of Patrick’s family being too stupid to be taken seriously.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Spongicus

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The episode starts off SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs witnessing Plankton with a wrecking ball and panic at that sight since they think that Plankton’s going to destroy the Krusty Krab. Well, I’m surprised Plankton didn’t think if it sooner. Then again, maybe he tried once and got arrested for it.

However, it turns out that Plankton actually destroyed the Chum Bucket. The reason is because he’s now going for another angle of having a Chum collesium showing a gladiator fight Roman style. The only thing that makes the customers motivated to care though is when he mentions it being free! Free always draws them in.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Suction Cup Symphony

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob mistaking Squidward’s awful clarinet playing as him being in gastronomical distress and sees two construction workers out there. Since he’s determined to keep Squidward from being embarrassed (not that he’ll care in the long run), SpongeBob tries to distract them. Well, Squidward’s that bad.

When Squidward peeps his head out the window to yell at SpongeBob again though, he realizes that the construction workers are putting up a sign advertising the Bikini Bottom Symphonic Orchestra’s need for original compositions. Well, Squidward’s in since he thinks he’s a musical genius. Considering Band Geeks, he’s not wrong. He’d be better if he just ditched the clarinet.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4a Not Normal

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up to hear SpongeBob being annoying again and running all over his house. Man, SpongeBob has no limits at this point. Even he had limits in the earlier seasons.

Being fed up with SpongeBob being so increasingly obnoxious for six seasons, Squidward outright calls him not normal and wants him to act that way. SpongeBob surprisingly takes this to heart and decides to ask Squidward how to act normal but since he’s in no mood to deal with SpongeBob, he just kicks him out of his house. So much for Squidward being helpful.

He’s all talk but no show.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 17a 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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The episode starts off with a shot of the jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. I must add that the shot of the jellyfish is taken directly from season 1! Seriously, the difference between season 1 and season 5’s animations are too obvious to point out. Were the animators and/or editors that lazy?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15b To Save a Squirrel

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick running away from something eventually running into Sandy who is fixing her truck. Sandy finds out from them that those two ran into a savage beast that wants to eat them. What did those two do now?!

When Sandy sees the so called man eating beast though, it turns out to be a harmless cricket that escaped from land (probably came from a science lab) which Sandy sends back to the surface with a bubble. Well, considering that those two were scared by Sandy’s butterfly three seasons ago, I can see how they’re scared of a cricket.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15a The Inmates of Summer

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The episode starts off with Patrick running to SpongeBob who is going on a boat to his summer camp. Well, it would seem that SpongeBob’s so childish now that he goes to summer camp with other kids.

SpongeBob and Patrick proceed to cry over how they’re going to be missing each other while the boat for SpongeBob’s summer camp leaves. Well, at least since SpongeBob missed his boat, those two idiots don’t have to be separated.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3c Fungus Among Us

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The episode starts off with Gary waking up SpongeBob since he’s hungry. Geez, with the amount of times that SpongeBob’s forgotten to feed him, you’d think that Gary would’ve been trained to feed himself.

However, Gary’s not very happy with his snail food today since it’s the terrible tasting organic kind this time. Who makes that slop?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13b Pat No Pay

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs commenting on the lack of customers again since they’re in the middle of a customer drought.

Mr. Krabs’ prayers are soon answered though when Patrick comes in the Krusty Krab very hungry since he apparently forgot where the Krusty Krab was until now.

After verifying with Mr. Krabs that he can pay (I’m surprised Patrick has any money at all since he’s jobless and is too dumb to apply for welfare), Patrick proceeds to order a mountain of krabby patties and eats it all in under 10 seconds. If this were a contest, Patrick would sure win as proven true four seasons later.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13a Picture Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing himself up for Picture Day at boating school (okay, I question if this is even a driving class or a regular high school). He proceeds to get his usual look on by painting on his sock lines and his own pants as well as using a white crayon to whiten his teeth. SpongeBob’s really taking liberties with the visual gag humor today ain’t he?

Heck, SpongeBob even tries on a wig that he ends up shaving anyway. That’s a waste of a perfectly good wig ain’t it?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10a A Flea in Her Dome

I’m back! I was in another country without WiFi during the hiatus but I did download some episodes and put them onto a flash drive so that I could review them. The next few reviews will be screencaps only since they were made with no WiFi initially and no WiFi means no Gifs.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob crying his eyes out again. Geez, what’s got him in such sad mood this early in the episode?

When Patrick arrives and tries to comfort him, SpongeBob reveals that he’s crying because Sandy’s been gone for two days at a science convention in Texas. I must note that SpongeBob actually mispronounces Texas as “Tayas” even though he learned about Texas back in season 1. I guess this takes place before that episode. That or SpongeBob just has a very bad memory.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8c Slimy Dancing

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The episode starts off with Squidward finishing up his new trophy case. As for why he actually made one, it’s because he thinks that he’ll easily win the dance competition since he’s worked so hard from doing dance classes, getting his legs squeezed by a bodybuilder trainer, and body waxing.

Well, I’d like to see how Squidward becomes rejected this time.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 6a Roller Cowards

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The episode starts off with Patrick crashing into SpongeBob’s house to show off a commercial from his TV (which has a very long extension cord, bless his soul). The commercial turns out to be for Glove World’s newest ride, the Fiery Fist O’ Pain which is as painful as it sounds!

I’ve been through many roller coasters though so I think I could survive that.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9b Sing A Song of Patrick

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The episode starts off with Patrick eating a very funny comic he was reading since he thinks that funny equals tasty. When SpongeBob arrives with a fat stack of comic books, Patrick accidentally burps out a page of the comic he ate.

That page contains an ad about a contest for submitting a poem and $100 and it’ll be a hit. That’s it? It ain’t even a contest.

SpongeBob’s wallet containing a $100 bill falls out which inspires Patrick to enter the poem contest and become a hit in something other than idiocy.

Patrick decides to steal SpongeBob’s money to find his poem hit. Well, SpongeBob may be broke but we have a new poem in the making now.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3b Waiting

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob shopping at Barg N Mart until he stumbles upon a cereal box with a prize. Since he has the mind of a 7 year old, SpongeBob immediately buys the cereal and goes home to eat it. You know kids and their prizes. It’s a shame cereal box prizes aren’t as common as they used to be.

However, when SpongeBob doesn’t get a prize in the cereal, he finds out that it was actually a free prize offer and if he can send in 99 box tops, he can get one. The things people do to get a quick buck.

SpongeBob initially thinks that he has to eat all 99 boxes of cereal (Oh boy, SpongeBob’s gonna be working off the debt for years) but Gary luckily points out that SpongeBob can just rip the box tops out without having the cereal. In that case, he could’ve just found ones from the trash instead of spending so much money on those cereal boxes.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3a Rise And Shine

And now we’re on season 5. This season, there would be some episodes with the similar structure to the first episode which is one 7 minute episode, one 4 minute episode, and one 11 minute episode.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob’s alarm clock waking him up as usual. The vibrations are to intense here though that even his pajamas come off.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20b The Gift of Gum

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It’s National Best Friend’s Day (an actual holiday) and SpongeBob and Patrick are celebrating it by giving each other gifts. Patrick gives SpongeBob a big wad of chewed gum which has several things stuck to it.

Since he doesn’t want to hurt Patrick’s feelings, SpongeBob fake cries and claims that Patrick’s gift is way better than is gift of a servant robot (probably made by Sandy). Patrick really likes the gift though since it can give him pastries and gives a farewell to his gum wad Gummy.

It is also shown that it contains water (or saliva). Gross.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19a The Pink Purloiner

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing the do their usual jellyfishing. What makes this stand out from the rest of their jellyfishing moments is that the jellyfish from around the world gather around Jellyfish Fields. There are even ones that look different from the pink ones we usually see.

I wish we could see more of these:

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 17b Rule of Dumb

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The episode starts off with a fancy starfish coming over to Patrick’s house. Patrick initially mistakes him for a librarian and assumes that he’s coming for the overdue books. Okay, how is Patrick reading books if he’s so dumb?

Patrick even goes over to SpongeBob’s house to burn all his books since somehow thinks that he left it at SpongeBob’s library in his basement. Okay, if Squidward ever saw that, he’d sure have more respect for SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 17a Driven To Tears

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing for his driving test with Patrick coming along for moral support. However Patrick accidentally eats SpongeBob’s notes. Big deal, SpongeBob would’ve failed anyway.

SpongeBob initially decides to give up but feeling guilty about eating his notes, Patrick gives him a pep talk that SpongeBob’s a winner and has done many things such as win against King Neptune and outwit the Tattletale Strangler. Okay, the latter wasn’t mentioned but it would be cool if it was.

Even with the pep talk though, SpongeBob still fails his driving test since rousing speeches only work on getting a job at the Krusty Krab.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 16a The Thing

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The episode starts off with Squidward carefully making sure that SpongeBob and Patrick aren’t outside and is actually surprised that they aren’t there for once. What are they doing now? Is this some kind of joke?

Since the idiot brothers aren’t there and he doesn’t want to waste time being paranoid again, Squidward decides to kick back and watch some Kelpy G on TV.

That is until he hears SpongeBob and Patrick doing their usual annoying shenanigans since they just got back from Sandy’s.

Squidward tries to tune them out by turning the TV volume up but since we need a plot, the idiot brothers decide to sneak into Squidward’s house to watch TV with him. Okay, are they really that bored?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14a Bummer Vacation

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs upset once again. This time, he’s received a letter from the Fry Cook’s Union that SpongeBob’s accumulated too much vacation time that he’s required to take one or else Mr. Krabs has to pay a fee. Well, have a nice day off SpongeBob since you know Mr. Krabs hates spending money.

Despite being a workaholic being forced to take a day off, SpongeBob takes this well and goes home. However, SpongeBob somehow thinks a vacation is just repeating his morning routine and going back to work. I knew there was a catch to him accepting it so easily.

SpongeBob’s horrified learning what an actual vacation is after Mr. Krabs tells him what it is. He rightfully points out who will make the krabby patties since Squidward and Mr. Krabs are terrible at being fry cooks.

Mr. Krabs has already prepared for that though and has gotten honorary member Patrick to fill in as an unpaid intern. Oh no, Patrick’s gonna be even worse than Squidward and Mr. Krabs at this rate.

After giving SpongeBob’s hat and spatula to Patrick, Mr. Krabs makes him leave even though SpongeBob should at least train Patrick considering that he thought the spatula was a backscratcher (which is a health violation I might add).

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 15a Squidtastic Voyage

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick dancing to some really loud music. Squidward’s annoyed by this as per usual and decides to tell SpongeBob to stop by playing his awful clarinet music. However, SpongeBob’s also doing the whirlpool move which is making him spin out of control everywhere and soon crashes into Squidward’s house and accidentally makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. Well, Squidward’s now stuck hearing his awful clarinet music everytime he talks. Talk about butt monkey days.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 13b Once Bitten

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The episode starts off with Squidward preparing for a day of relaxing in the sun. That is until he slips on Gary’s slime. Gary’s been spreading his slime all over Squidward’s front yard. I get the feeling that Gary’s doing this on purpose since he still hates Squidward for nearly starving him to death three seasons ago.

He sure knows how to keep a grudge.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 3 Have You Seen This Snail?

From this point on, aside from Friend or Foe, Atlantis SquarePantis, Truth or Square, and It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!, Patchy no longer appears the half hour episodes of the show anymore. Aww, I liked that guy.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob carrying a new bag of snail food for Gary back home when he runs into Patrick. Patrick tries to say something to him but by the time he remembers what he wanted to say, SpongeBob’s already left since he can’t carry a bag of snail food forever. I’m gonna assume that Patrick wanted to say hi to SpongeBob.

When he gets home, SpongeBob receives a package that he’s anticipated for so much that he leaves the snail food outside to check it out. Well, so much for Gary’s new food.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 7b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick and the rest of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club watching an episode of the new series and it seems to be getting better seeing as now MM and BB are actually fighting villains and not just being senile people.

The nerd from No Weenies Allowed (aka the leader of the fan club) announces to everyone that Drippy Brothers Studios (a parody of Warner Bros and their DC superhero films) is making a movie on MM and BB. Looks like all that fan support payed off.

Heck, the stars are even gonna be appearing in the fan club meeting and here they are and whoa are they so not MM and BB or what?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4b Good Neighbors

Well, now we’ve reached the point where many fans have claimed the beginning of the end for SpongeBob  (until season 9). Let’s see if this is true.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick peacefully sleeping. That is until SpongeBob’s loud foghorn alarm clock wakes both himself and Squidward up. So begins the start of the end.

Squidward’s misery begins when SpongeBob barges into his room trying to make sure he doesn’t miss work. However, Squidward’s not impressed by this mainly cause of one thing …  the Krusty Krab isn’t open on Sundays!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 20b Pranks A Lot

Well after 11 months, I’ve finally reached the end of the pre first movie era of the show. Many consider this to be the end of the golden era but we’ll see when we get to season 4.

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The episode starts of with SpongeBob showing to Patrick the Palace of Pranks, a place that sells potential pranks such as the seanut brittle gag which Patrick assumes is actually seanut brittle. Oh Patrick, what’d we do without you?

Frank (the man behind this Palace of Pranks) shows up and attempts to sell another prank to SpongeBob and shows off a fake gag dollar (cool), the classic whoopee cushion (wish I had one even if it is cliche), fake vomit, and real vomit but when it comes to pranks, SpongeBob’s very picky.

The guy that’s usually so optimistic being picky! Where are my flying pigs!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17b The Camping Episode

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the fact that he’s finally getting a good night’s sleep for the first time in ages since SpongeBob and Patrick are out camping and may possibly die. Squidward’s gone mad. Hanging around annoying neighbors will do that to ya.

However, it turns out that SpongeBob and Patrick are camping on SpongeBob’s front yard since they’re still technically outdoors. Squidward just can’t catch a break now, can he?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 19 The Sponge Who Could Fly

We’ve now come to the lost episode! I’ve rumors about a so called lost episode called Squidward’s Suicide which are very false. The show actually does have a lost episode though. It’s not like the rumored one though.

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The episode starts off with the french narrator hyping us up for the lost episode of SpongeBob which will be hosted by Patchy like all the other pre-movie half hour specials.

The camera man even proceeds to film Patchy while he’s in the shower just to get info the lost episode! Is that guy gay or something?

However, it turns out that Patchy somehow lost the lost episode (ironic am I right?) and wants fans to forget about SpongeBob.

The french narrator on the other hand decides to play a montage of SpongeBob’s adventures in the first three seasons (though most clips are from season 1) to cheer the fans up. It’s pretty sweet seeing this montage.

If Patchy were in charge though, he’d use this montage (even though Fear of a Krabby Patty is a well liked episode) for forgetting SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 15b Mid – Life Crustacean

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs waking up on the wrong side of the hammock since he’s feeling depressed. Did he have to pay the bills again?

Mr. Krabs explains to Pearl at breakfast that he’s feeling a bit old lately. Well, looks like our crustacean just entered the mid life crisis of life! He’s growing up so fast.

Pearl tries to cheer him up by stating that all dads are like that. Am I the only one that finds their relationship kind of sweet even if Pearl is embarrassed by Mr. Krabs’ cheapness?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 13a New Student Starfish

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob getting ready for boating school with Gary as his assistant. Those two are so sweet when they’re being like a father son duo. Unlike the Puffy Fluffy incident.

Just as SpongeBob heads out the door though, Patrick arrives and wants to go jellyfishing. SpongeBob reminds Patrick that he has boating school which saddens Patrick since he has no life outside of being SpongeBob’s idiotic best friend. This will come up again in three seasons.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trying to order a krabby patty. Key emphasis being try since MM can’t decide what he wants and ends up holding up a line that’s now extending outside the Krusty Krab. I’m surprised Mr. Krabs and Squidward haven’t gone insane.

SpongeBob eventually helps out by suggesting that MM get a krabby patty. So you’d think that’s all right?

Wrong!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 11 Party Pooper Pants

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The episode starts off with the French narrator introducing us to Patchy and Potty who are hosting a party.

The crazy pirate even sent an invitation to SpongeBob. However since reality decided to kick in, SpongeBob can’t read it so he ends up burning it. Patchy’s so gonna be in a mental asylum at this rate.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10a Wet Painters

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick goofing off at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs rightfully asks them why they’re doing such stupid things. It turns out that Squidward convinced them that hurting themselves would attract customers.

Oh Squidward, when are you ever gonna learn that manipulating the idiot brothers will never work in your favor.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 9b Rock – a – Bye Bivalve

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick playing with rubber bands as if they were some kind of toy. It’s so sweet how they can have fun with just about anything from a small shell to a box.

After they finish their fun, the idiot brothers decide to part ways and go home but they end up hearing a chirping that’s coming from an adorable baby scallop. Aww, so cute.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8b Squilliam Returns

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The episode starts off with Squidward on his lunch break while dreaming of making a name of himself. The day that happens is the day Patrick becomes smart.

Soon, Squidward stumbles upon Squilliam (who seems to have recovered from his heart attack.).

Since he doesn’t want Squilliam to know he works at the Krusty Krab, Squidward tries to toss out his hat but Squilliam still sees him any way and proceeds to brag about how he’s better than Squidward.

Squidward attempts to think of something he can brag about to Squilliam while trying to picture him in his underwear just to make it easier but Squilliam’s even more handsome on his underwear.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8a No Weenies Allowed

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy at the beach. Sandy points out that SpongeBob’s not even wearing his bathing suit even though she’s still wearing her suit (don’t worry she wears a bikini. I’m not a pervert).

SpongeBob decides to use this as an opportunity to sneak up on Sandy after he changes into his karate gear with the element of surprise on his side. However, Sandy figures out his little trick and the two soon engage in another one of their little karate fights. It’s pretty sweet to see those two doing karate together in a strange minds think alike sort of way.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 4b Idiot Box

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for their package to arrive. After a brief gag with Patrick’s glasses,

, the package finally arrives which means that they have to do a dance they always do whenever a package arrives. I don’t know why but for some reason, I always loved the music playing the background here. It’s just so catchy.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 6a Snowball Effect

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator explaining how it can snow in Bikini Bottom: some stray block of ice floats over Bikini Bottom. Yep, that’s it. At least the show can explain its’ own nonsensical logic.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is having fun in the snow. Well, considering how we ourselves are like during snow days, this is very relatable. No work, no school, no education!

Plankton tries to use the power of snow to rule the world and steal the formula, but it goes about as well as you’d expect:

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 14b Frankendoodle

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The episode starts off with Doug Lawrence trying to draw some pictures on a boat presumably since he’s a workaholic storyboard artist (at least in the episode). However, he ends up drawing way too hard and ends up losing his pencil underwater. As the French Narrator puts it best, he should really have some spare pencils.

Dang, Doug Lawrence is one crazy comic! He really should do more acting outside of SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 5a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy arriving at the Krusty Krab for their usual patrolling lunch break. I’m surprised that no one wanted their autograph. Then again, they haven’t exactly done anything heroic in years.

MM and BB try to order their meals with BB getting a kiddie meal (something that will be more important in a later episode). However, MM apparently so senile that now he doesn’t know what money is since he tries to pay using a bolt.

BB tries to get a discount on the meal since they’re superheroes but Squidward refuses since he’s too apathetic to care. After getting into an argument and butting noses, BB angrily pays for the meal. Wow, who knew that the only two cynical big nosed people in Bikini Bottom argued?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3b The Bully

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob annoying the heck out of his boating school classmates by trying to see where the pencils go. Well, I would say that the class is basically Squidward but considering that they seem pretty apathetic in class generally, they’re just cynical teens/adults.

Mrs. Puff finally arrives and introduces the class to their newest student, Flats the Flounder.

Everyone puts on their literal happy faces since they’re too cynical to care.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19b The Fry Cook Games

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The episode starts off with Johnny Elaine (the talking realistic fishead that appears in the intro) introducing us to the Fry Cook Games (activities that involve food and exercise in some weird combos).

He also mentions the real competition which is between Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Well, there had to be a point where there was a live competition (20 years at that) between those two all over the formula. I’m surprised Plankton didn’t try to use the event to gamble for the secret formula.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 7b Life of Crime

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The episode start off with Mr. Krabs watching a movie where a crab thief steals another crab’s shell which predictably end with the cops arresting the thief. That movie’s a bit campy but I’d like to watch it.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to rant to SpongeBob and Patrick on how bad thieves are and that they deserve to die even though he once stole an oyster’s pearl.

SpongeBob and Patrick rightfully point out how hypocritical Mr. Krabs is being since he stole a barrel from Salty Sea Farms, a warm towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna (well if you were cold, you’d steal it too especially in this weather), a telephone, Sandy’s hedge-clippers, Plankton’s lawn mower (probably stole it out of spite since it’s too small to even cut a single blade of grass), and Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers.

Never saw the day where the idiot brothers would point out Mr. Krabs being a hypocrite.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13a Shanghaied

Hooray, after so long I’m finally reviewing my all time favorite episode of SpongeBob, Shanghaied. This is gonna be one love letter to Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer, CH Greenblatt, and Merriwether Williams.

So sit tight and ready my review. By the way, I’m reviewing the original 22 minute version with three endings.

WARNING: May contain funny moments and memes. If you cannot handle memes then get out of here.

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The episode starts off with Patchy introducing the call in votes to decide the ending. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A multiple choice ending episode. How intriguing…

After fighting with Potty (I sometimes I think these two are a gay and inter-species couple) and getting shot out of a cannon, Patchy announces that voting will only start when the get to the point before the ending. If only I had seen the episode on March 9, 2001, I could’ve voted. Oh well, at least I can sit back and watch the real star of the show: SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12b The Smoking Peanut

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator announcing that today is Free Day at the Bikini Bottom Zoo where everything is free. Mr. Krabs is milking Free Day for what its’ worth by taking everything he wants from the free drinks to even free light bulbs from the lights.

Mr. Krabs will take any opportunity to save money including Free Day. On a side note, I wish Free Day existed in real life with how inflation is nowadays.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12a Pressure

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy chilling and watching the clouds. They try to play the guess what cloud is shaped like game but it ends up being short lived since all the clouds are apparently shaped like flowers.

Its’ nice to see those two just hanging out without Patrick (almost as if they’re dating) and not competing with each other.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 10b I’m Your Biggest Fantatic

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick spending time at the Jellyfishing convention that’s held in Bikini Bottom probably since the universe doesn’t want Gary to starve again.

SpongeBob ends up awing over all the stuff at the convention while Patrick tries to touch everything much to Officer Rob’s dismay.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6b Squidville

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick showing of their new toys: reef blowers. Oh no, this’ll be a big disaster to everyone in the ocean like the last time a reef blower was used.

While initially starting off a  throwback to Reef Blower, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to take this a step further by vacuuming the lines off SpongeBob’s pineapple. Yeesh, they managed to manipulate their own animation.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6a Grandma’s Kisses

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob fantasizing over visiting his own grandma and how the cookies she makes, her sweaters made from love, and a story. Aww, for all his attempts at being mature throughout the series, he really does love his grandma.

I think that SpongeBob visits her very frequently because her husband is dead and he wants to keep her company since she’s now a widow. Which makes it all the more sweet and sad.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 9a Survival of the Idiots

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being all giddy and excited over going over to Sandy’s house. Guess Squidward’s on vacation since the idiot brothers seem too giddy and excited over visiting Sandy.

When they reach Sandy’s treedome, they discover that its’ barricaded for some odd reason. Oh no, did one of her experiments go so wrong that she’s now a hermit?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 5b Patty Hype

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Times have been really tough on the Krusty Krab lately since they haven’t had customers in over a month. Its’ so bad that Mr. Krabs is even starting to have to pay his employees borderline nothing.

The Krusty Krab is also starting to gain a lot of dust and spiders as a result of the lack of customers and the profits being drier than the dust in the Krusty Krab.

However, this all changes when Frank arrives crawling into the Krusty Krab since he’s apparently too poor to buy any food.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 11a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

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The episode starts off with MM and BB preparing for their upcoming vacation that they’ve earned from over 60 years of fighting crime.

MM and BB have appointed SpongeBob and Patrick to look after their lair while they’re gone since the events of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II have made them respect SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20a Hooky

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs raging on madly about how the hooks are back. Of course the customers end up being annoyed at Mr. Krabs’ craziness and leave. Mr. Krabs should stop being such a lunatic with his crazy ideas before he runs out of business.

I have a feeling these hooks did something to his father since he’s apparently considered dead.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19b Neptune’s Spatula

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Fools in April from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick gushing over everything in the Fry Cook Museum even a fork. Someday, these two are gonna visit the Fry Cook Museum after the movie and reminisce on their adventures in the series. SpongeBob may even get his exhibit.

The idiot brothers then stumble upon the legendary Golden Spatula which is basically the underwater equivalent of the sword in the stone: the spatula is stuck and no one has pulled it out of the rock. SpongeBob’s totally gonna be the one to pull the golden spatula out of the rock. I mean if some as scrawny as King Arthur could pull it then he could too.

Patrick decides to take a picture of SpongeBob with the Golden Spatula. When Miss Shell asks for where the menus section of the museum is, SpongeBob unintentionally pulls out the Golden Spatula to point out where the menus section is.

See I told y’all, the underdog always gets the sword.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19a Fools in April

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Neptune’s Spatula from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob announcing to Gary that they’re moving and becoming peasants that only eat clam shells much to Gary’s chagrin. Luckily, it turns out that SpongeBob was just pranking Gary.

SpongeBob then pranks himself by pouring a big pitcher’s worth of lemonade into several cups and tricks himself into thinking he was gonna actually drink them. SpongeBob’s the best prankster around. His pranks are effective and funny in a way that even the victim can also laugh.

Meanwhile, Squidward questions why SpongeBob’s happier than usual when he realizes that it’s April Fools Day (aka SpongeBob’s favorite holiday).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18a Texas

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy reenacting their usual routine but with their hands and mini sand models of their house. However, Sandy’s mini sand model is actually Texas and not her treedome. This ends up making Sandy homesick over her original home Texas.

I don’t know why she wasn’t like that in Tea in the Treedome (her introduction). Maybe she wasn’t thinking about the idea of what home is to her until she built her mini sand model. Poor squirrel.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17b Rock Bottom

 

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick boarding the bus after a fun day at Glove World. I guess SpongeBob was probably suspended from work for hogging the gold from Arrgh and ruining Mr. Krabs’ dream in Sleepy Time and used his free time to be with Patrick. His actions always bite him in the butt (not as hard as Squidward and Plankton though).

However, some mishaps occur such as SpongeBob constantly injuring Nat the bus driver with his over-sized glove balloon. The bus ends up going down a weird right angle road. This can’t be good since that’s too weird even for this show.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17a Arrgh!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs complaining about the lack of customers again and the fact that he’ll get a rash if he doesn’t get money to make a money bath. Somehow I think that money is Mr. Krabs’ blood and without it, h’s dead. Heck The Lost Mattress even supports this.

Mr. Krabs eventually sees SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for customers or Patrick to start feeling hungry (whatever come first) and playing a game called Flying Dutchman Treasure Hunt which basically involves a treasure hunt.

Since apparently the joy of winning a fake treasure hunt is even better than customers giving money, Mr. Krabs decides to close early and throws out the one customer that comes which is the master of hurting his leg, Fred Fish.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16b The Paper

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The episode starts off with Squidward relaxing while chewing gum. Of course, SpongeBob bugs and asks if he can keep the gum wrapper (presumably to know how much of agood friend he thinks Squidward is).

Squidward decides to just let SpongeBob keep the gum wrapper to get him to stop annoying him even though that will never happen.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16a Valentine’s Day

Three reviews three days in a row during the school year. Must be a new record.

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Today’s Valentine’s Day and even though there are people that love it, no one likes it more than SpongeBob CupidPants. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, he decides to give a valentine to everyone he knows including his enemies like Plankton. SpongeBob’s so sweet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15b Suds

Hey y’all, reviews (except Scaredy Pants) will be coming out on either Saturday or Sunday so stay tuned for reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming about eating raining krabby patties. Must be set after everyone yelled at SpongeBob in the sister segment Sleepy Time and agreed to let bygones be bygones.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14a SB-129

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music when SpongeBob’s alarm clock distracts him so much that he ends up swallowing his clarinet. This ain’t the last time that this will happen, so suck it up Squidward.

SpongeBob wakes up and asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Since his clarinet is stuck in his throat, he can’t say no and snark at how stupid SpongeBob is. SpongeBob assumes from all that mediocre clarinet music coming out of Squidward that he wants to come even though he had a terrible experience last time they went jellyfishing. Guess he’s just that optimistic.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13b I Was Once a Teenage Gary

The reason why I’m reviewing this instead of The Chaperone is because I can’t find any GIFs from that or Employee of the Month so I’m trying to figure out how to compensate for that while Scaredy Pants is a review that I’ll be waiting until October 31st to release in honor of Halloween , so this was the next available episode with GIFs I could review. So let’s get onto the review.

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The episode starts off SpongeBob playing fetch with Gary for a whole night since he always throws the ball too far. It seems like SpongeBob’s strength just comes and goes. Anyway, Patrick comes by and reminds SpongeBob that they’re going to a Jellyfishing convention out of town. However, SpongeBob can’t go since he can’t get someone to take care of Gary and the convention won’t allow pets since Gary will just scratch everything. That’s when Squidward comes in.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11b Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

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The episode starts off with Squidward putting the finishing touches on a wax dummy of himself. Well, someone has to listen to Squidward complain and not be the viewers. Luckily, he manages to finish his wax dummy before SpongeBob and Patrick start making noises and being annoying. Their idiotic activity of the day is playing a really weird twisted version of chess.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9b Opposite Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waking Squidward up for his fake birthday. Their idea of a party however, is just lame party games that appeal to little kids like pin the tail on the donkey. After they leave, Squidward can’t take anymore of their tendency to ruin things, even though in many episodes his misery could be avoided if he ignored them, and decides to sell his house.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Before I start this review, let me just say a few words of honor to Ernest Borgnine for his late 100th birthday gift. Ernest, you were a great man who brought to life the funniest old superhero parody of all time, Mermaid Man with his witty senile remarks combined with his energy put into the performance. Its’ the senile remarks and the energy that make Mermaid Man who he is: a senile, silly, fun-loving, crazy, and absent minded superhero. You made a satisfying EVIL performance indeed. You were so good that the writers have retired Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of respect for your death plus your voice can never imitated perfectly. You were a good man.

Let’s see how good Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s first episode was.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers watching an episode of the TV series based on Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s adventures. I guess that the TV series episodes actually happened in real life (in SpongeBob’s universe that is) and the footage was just an edited version of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s fights.

Inspired by this, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to pretend they’re Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy respectively and fight crime. This is gonna end badly for Squidward I just know it.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5b Home Sweet Pineapple

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The episode starts off with nematodes eating many things such as cars and coral. However, despite their shortness, they seem to have really big stomachs as they still feel hungry after eating those things. They stumble upon SpongeBob’s pineapple home and decide to eat it.

As they eat the pineapple, everything in the house starts shrinking much to SpongeBob’s dismay. He tries to get Squidward’s help but he refuses because he hates the little sponge and the phone shrinks before SpongeBob can call him again.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4b Boating School

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding his unicycle to boating school. He throws it away since he’s confident that he’ll pass this time. SpongeBob does the boating exam and he manages to do the written test correctly.  His driving exam on the other hand ends up as a disaster because he’s more nervous than Woody Allen and he floors the boat at the wrong places and inflates Mrs. Puff. Now we know how the inflation pictures got started.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4a Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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At Squidward’s place, he’s finished up making a souffle. How is it that he makes a great souffle but cooks horrible krabby patties? My guess is that he’s more apathetic when making the patties which makes them inferior to SpongeBob’s patties.

However, Squidward’s souffle date is interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick’s laughing.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 2a Bubblestand

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SpongeBob decides to build a bubble stand for no reason other than to spread joy to other people. However, the construction of the stand is bothering Squidward so he tries to tell SpongeBob to be quiet so that everyone can hear his awful clarinet playing. However, SpongeBob can’t over all that noise either so he doesn’t hear Squidward telling him to stop.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 1a Help Wanted

Well after 23 recaps, I’ve decided to start recapping/reviewing the episodes in order, though I may go out of order if someone requests a recap/review. By the way, if you want to request a SpongeBob episode for me to review, then just write it down in the comments box of any post I make.

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The episode and series starts off with SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm clock waking him up.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18a Sailor Mouth

EDIT as of January 14, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs crying over closing time while SpongeBob prepares to happily leave. I thought SpongeBob was a workaholic and hated closing time. Then again, SpongeBob may have had a date with Sandy and Patrick tonight.

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob take out the trash that isn’t Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10b The Donut of Shame

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section. This review will be shorter than the other ones because it is only 7 minutes long.

The episode starts off with Patrick waking up in SpongeBob’s house in his underwear. That sounds suggestive because it almost seems inappropriate with Patrick in his underwear. Then again, Patrick always loses his pants 50% of the time. The idiot brothers apparently had a party last night. He sees a doughnut on a sleeping SpongeBob’s hand. He takes it back to his rock (aka Patrick’s home).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 2a The Lost Mattress

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The episode starts off with Squidward arriving at the Krusty Krab doors late as usual. I wonder why Squidward works there if he hates it so much. Then again, this may have been the only place to finance his art and clarinet money.

However, the doors are locked so Squidward is off the hook. SpongeBob on the other hand is freaking out over the Krusty Krab bgoneeing closed. Why can’t one of them just throw something at the doors and windows, I mean they’re made of glass for crying out loud?

Mr. Krabs finally arrives with the keys to unlock the door a lot grumpier than usual and yells at SpongeBob for accidentally making him drop his keys. The cause of this is because Mr. Krabs back hurts really badly thanks to his old mattress. I wonder why he doesn’t buy a new mattress. Then again, he is cheap. It could also be the cause of old age, just saying.

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Spongbob Season 3 Episode 15a The Great Snail Race

It’s episodes like this that show that Seasons 1-3 weren’t completely perfect. I was going to review Gary Takes a Bath, but I couldn’t find any Gifs from that episode so I decided to go with this. I am also taking recap requests. Please submit recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying hi to everyone (most likely a nod to Something Smells).

Norton the mailman delivers a cage, with a snail named Snellie, to Squidward, He mispronounces Tentacles as Tennis balls. He’s probably intentionally mispronouncing Squidward’s last name because squids eat fish. That may be why everyone that isn’t a main character hates Squidward. His ancestors must have eaten their ancestors.

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Spongebob Season 2 Episode 5a Wormy

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The episode starts off with Sandy showing SpongeBob and Patrick her pets that we never see again (they must’ve died when Sandy did her science experiments on them) because they will be pet sitting her pets ,while she goes on a vacation to Texas, as they are her only friends underwater. I can already tell there is going to be chaos just from the idiotic brothers watch land pets. She tells them what the pets eat. Patrick can speak bird Italian (huh, maybe is won’t end so badly after all).

Sponge and Pat stumble upon Wormy. Sandy says he doesn’t eat much. After Sandy leaves, the two idiot brothers decide to play with Wormy and ignore the other pets. Well, at least the pets won’t die from them being idiots.

They play various games with Wormy such as hide and seek, throw flowers around him in a circle, and treat him like he is Jesus while “That’s What Friends Do” plays in the background.

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Spongebob Season 2 Episode 2a Something Smells

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The episode starts off with Spongebob waking up on a Sunday. Since it is Sunday, Sponge decides to make an ice cream sundae (Well we all love ice cream). However, since he is all out of ice cream, he ends up making his own ice cream using ketchup, onions (why he thinks cherries and bananas are boring is a mystery to me), and his rotting peanut plant. That has to be the most disgusting ice cream I have ever heard of. He didn’t even use ice even though ice cream is supposed to be cold and not stinky warm.

Predictably, the ketchup onion peanut plant sundae ends up smelling as stinkier than the anchovies. But since Sponge had a cold today (how else does he not smell the stinky sundae), he eats it all anyway. His breath ends up smelling really foul.

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Spongebob Season 3 Episode 12a Chocolate with Nuts

Hello everyone, I am here today to present my first review. It is a classic Spongebob episode known as “Chocolate with Nuts”.

Spongebob is one of the most popular TV series of all time. The character Spongebob is also the mascot for Nickelodeon. I have been a huge fan of Spongebob ever since I first discovered it in 2011.

But enough about me, let’s get on to the review.

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We start the episode off with Spongebob using his shapeshifting abilities to become small enough to wait for the mailman (known as Norton). Not surprisingly, he gets scared of this and runs off; dropping Spongebob and Squidward’s mail (I’m not saying Patrick gets mail very often, since he never usually gets mail from anyone but his parents because he is stupid but fun).

As Spongebob and Patrick skim through the mail, which is mostly for Gary (must be because he’s the king of Bikini Bottom as seen in Rule of Dumb), they stumble upon one of Squidward’s (shocking I know) magazines. They are impressed by the pictures. Spongebob from the wading pool in a swimming pool display (that’s not very impressive TBH, since it can easily be done if you put a wading pool in Goo Lagoon) and Patrick from the guy in shoes (even though he already owns a pair from Your Shoe’s Untied).

Squidward comes in to the scene, assuming Spongebob is stealing his mail (well considering how Spongebob barges into his house it wouldn’t be that far-fetched). He tells Sponge and Pat that entrepreneurs afford their money by selling things. Oh, how times have changed since then.

Anyways, this initiates the main plot of selling chocolate.

They try to sell some chocolate to Tom. Now, here’s where we get this hilarious meme that makes the episode so iconic:

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