SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 1 Friend or Foe


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The episode starts off with the French Narrator introducing us to Patchy who works at a restaurant called the Poop Deck flipping burgers. Well even crazy nuts need to make a living. Plus, it figures that he would like SpongeBob even more since they’re both fry cooks. Potty’s also there too to annoy Patchy as usual.

Heck, even his boss is a pirate. Is everyone that Patchy knows crazy? He sure ain’t no Squidward or Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 19 The Sponge Who Could Fly

We’ve now come to the lost episode! I’ve rumors about a so called lost episode called Squidward’s Suicide which are very false. The show actually does have a lost episode though. It’s not like the rumored one though.


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The episode starts off with the french narrator hyping us up for the lost episode of SpongeBob which will be hosted by Patchy like all the other pre-movie half hour specials.

The camera man even proceeds to film Patchy while he’s in the shower just to get info the lost episode! Is that guy gay or something?

However, it turns out that Patchy somehow lost the lost episode (ironic am I right?) and wants fans to forget about SpongeBob.

The french narrator on the other hand decides to play a montage of SpongeBob’s adventures in the first three seasons (though most clips are from season 1) to cheer the fans up. It’s pretty sweet seeing this montage.

If Patchy were in charge though, he’d use this montage (even though Fear of a Krabby Patty is a well liked episode) for forgetting SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 11 Party Pooper Pants


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The episode starts off with the French narrator introducing us to Patchy and Potty who are hosting a party.

The crazy pirate even sent an invitation to SpongeBob. However since reality decided to kick in, SpongeBob can’t read it so he ends up burning it. Patchy’s so gonna be in a mental asylum at this rate.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 14 Ugh

This is the first SpongeBob half hour special I’m reviewing.

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The episode starts off with the narrator introducing us to Patchy’s house in the Stone Age. After a couple of takes, Patchy explains that the episode will be focusing on the Stone Age. Patchy’s segments were really funny and solid back in the early seasons. The only episodes where he was unnecessary and a waste of time was Atlantis Square Pantis and Truth or Square but even then so were the SpongeBob segments.

Patchy explains the benefits of the prehistoric times with examples such as simpler pleasure (such as picking your nose), drawing on the walls with no consequences, bigger clubs/baseball bats, and matching caveman clothes made of leopard skin. I wonder if Patchy is aware that there was no TV and that meant that SpongeBob didn’t exist back then which means that his dreams of meeting SpongeBob are even less likely than in 2004.

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