SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4b Model Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the Krusty Krab as usual until he overhears Mr. Krabs on the phone. Being the nosy stalker he is (since he’s usually like this with Squidward), he decides to eavesdrop. When will he learn that this is a bad habit?

When SpongeBob hears the part where Mr. Krabs claims was going to “let the little guy go” that day, he completely panics since he’s practically married to the job now.

SpongeBob tries to find a loophole to this by using his size changing abilities to be taller than Squidward (Wow, he’d risk his own friend’s job to save his own) but that fails. Heck, when Squidward hears about Mr. Krabs allegedly planning to fire SpongeBob, he’s actually happy he won’t ever have to work with hims again. Jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3b The Inside Job

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The episode starts off with Plankton and Karen arguing as usual on how incompetent the former is at the formula stealing with Karen claiming Plankton should listen to her more often. Plankton refuses to back down from this argument and continues to claim that he’s a genius. Good thing they don’t have kids cause they would be seriously messed up by this.

When a father and son arrive, Plankton assumes that he’s not a failure like Karen says. It turns out though that the father only took his son there cause he’s touring the many dumps in Bikini Bottom and the Chum Bucket is one of them.

Wow being a failure is one thing, but to own a dump. How humiliating?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2a Growth Sprout

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting ready for bed after a long hard day of counting money and foiling Plankton’s schemes. Man, I would kill to be as successful as Mr. Krabs.

Things start to get a little crazy for Mr. Krabs though as something in his house begins to grow. Oh no, did one of Sandy’s experiments get loose again?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 11a Goo Goo Gas

Yeah, despite all the season 6 episodes that aired up to July 2009 and season 7 starting earlier on the same day this episode aired, you’d think this was in either seasons 6 or 7 but it’s actually a season 5 episode that Nick apparently forgot existed until 2009 when they aired it long after the rest of the season aired and this already aired in several other countries by then. Let’s see if season 5 can end off strong in this airing order.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty as usual this time disguising himself as a pepper shaker which Mr. Krabs foils as usual especially with how predictably the disguise was.

Okay, Plankton’s really running out of ideas for plans now. I wonder how close this is to the movie’s timeline?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25b Chum Caverns

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs kicking out two customers for not buying fries while also handcuffing Gus to the ordering boat until he buys a krabby patty.

The moneysexual crab even has SpongeBob make patties with two spatulas.

Geez, is Mr. Krabs really that obsessed with getting a quick buck to the point where he’s doing all this? He’s really losing it this season.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13a Krusty Krushers

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The episode starts off with Perch Perkins reporting a wrestling tournament being held in Bikini Bottom and that the prize for winning is 1 million dollars! Predictably, Mr. Krabs is ecstatic at the news and prepares to face off there. However, he quickly gets scared though when he sees the two main champions (one of which is known as Jim and I’ll refer to the purple one as Tim) mop the floor with all the other competitors.

I must note that the beaten up competitors are essentially all the tough guys that have appeared on the show up to now. Jim and Tim really mean serious business.

Fun fact: this is the first time “My leg!” is heard since season 2’s No Free Rides.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10a The Slumber Party

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The episode starts off with Pearl telling Mr. Krabs to leave since she wants to have a slumber party without Mr. Krabs being involved in any way since he’s already caused enough trouble for her with the terrible birthday parties.

Mr. Krabs begs Pearl to let him at least stay in his room which she does agree to on the grounds that he doesn’t interfere at all. Well, Mr. Krabs sure can be over protective like a lot of parents are.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in Bikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read the Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 8a Patty Caper

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob to his office for something very secret. Today, they’ve run out of the krabby patty secret ingredient. I still think the secret ingredient is love.

Mr. Krabs entrusts SpongeBob to get the secret ingredient from the delivery truck coming soon and without flaws too. Wow, he must trust SpongeBob a lot. Then again, Squidward’s not very loyal so SpongeBob doesn’t have any competition.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5a The Splinter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob eagerly changing the closed sign from closed to open. Man, SpongeBob gets so hyped over the littlest of things.

SpongeBob even does inventory of all the ingredients. While preparing the first order of the day though, SpongeBob accidentally throws his spatula on the ceiling and it sticks there for some reason.

SpongeBob stacks up a bunch of items just to get up there and get that spatula which he somehow has a hard time pulling even though he ironically pulls it out when he doesn’t notice and puts it back in that ceiling. SpongeBob’s sure dumb. Heck, this whole sequence is dumb.

SpongeBob manages to realize that his spatula’s unstuck eventually though but he ends up falling to a bunch of knives (don’t ask). His spatula saves him though when it gets on a knife in his tower and he’s free to slide back down. So that sequence was basically nothing!

This is what the episode is so be ready for the boredom!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2a Penny Foolish

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully attempting to use his expired coupons to get his groceries for free. Mr. Krabs sure knows how to spend as less money as possible.

Our main plot begins though when he sees SpongeBob outside dancing around and picking up what Mr. Krabs thinks is a penny. Mr. Krabs soon gets jealous that SpongeBob took what could’ve been his penny and even begins to hallucinate pennies all over the city. Dude, it’s just a penny. Plus, you can just take it out of SpongeBob’s tiny paycheck. He’s not like Squidward the complainer.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 20a Banned in Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob singing about how much he loves krabby patties which annoys Squidward just like SpongeBob’s other songs do. I wonder why Squidward bothers at the Krusty Krab when there are other jobs he can do with no resume.

Soon, a bunch of old ladies show up and are known as the United Organization of Fish Against Things That Are Fun and Delicious (what a long name and a killjoy). Their leader decides to order them some krabby patties only cause they’re hungry though that doesn’t stop them from viewing the Krusty Krab is disgusting and uncivilized. Mr. Krabs initially convinces them that they’re not as uncivilized as they appear to be with a gentleman greeting.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3c Fungus Among Us

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The episode starts off with Gary waking up SpongeBob since he’s hungry. Geez, with the amount of times that SpongeBob’s forgotten to feed him, you’d think that Gary would’ve been trained to feed himself.

However, Gary’s not very happy with his snail food today since it’s the terrible tasting organic kind this time. Who makes that slop?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13b Pat No Pay

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs commenting on the lack of customers again since they’re in the middle of a customer drought.

Mr. Krabs’ prayers are soon answered though when Patrick comes in the Krusty Krab very hungry since he apparently forgot where the Krusty Krab was until now.

After verifying with Mr. Krabs that he can pay (I’m surprised Patrick has any money at all since he’s jobless and is too dumb to apply for welfare), Patrick proceeds to order a mountain of krabby patties and eats it all in under 10 seconds. If this were a contest, Patrick would sure win as proven true four seasons later.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 2a The Original Fry Cook

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing his krabby patties as usual with love added to them (I know love’s the secret ingredient) and prepares to deliver it to the customer.

While doing so though, the customers trample on him when a golden limo arrives. What kind of rich person would go to the Krusty Krab? Mr. Krabs is gonna have a field day with this.

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SpongeBob Season 5b Krabs a la Mode

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The episode starts off with Squidward feeling very cold since it’s presumably winter and Mr. Krabs set the thermostat for 62 degrees only. Okay, how is that cold enough to make people shiver. I mean sure 62 ain’t hot but it ain’t shivering cold.

Squidward decides to sneakily change the thermostat to 63 degrees but Mr. Krabs has an alarm for that too like he has when anyone tries to have him waste money indirectly.

Mr. Krabs finds out about this and gets up in Squidward’s face about it since heat costs money even if the thermostat goes up one degree. Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 5a New Digs

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed as usual. However, SpongeBob’s having trouble falling asleep this time so he tries to run around and tire himself out but that doesn’t help. SpongeBob’s insomniac problems are so gonna come back to haunt him in three seasons.

Since running around didn’t work, SpongeBob decides to just have a warm glass of snail milk which actually does work and knocks him out cold. Okay, so he ain’t an insomniac yet.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9a The Krusty Sponge

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The episode starts off with Squidward taking orders as usual. However, SpongeBob’s surprisingly falling behind on his orders. I still wonder how an angry mob hasn’t formed yet.

SpongeBob’s just in the kitchen standing and doing as Mr. Krabs calls, the thousand yard stare! What could’ve possibly shocked him today? Did his mother die or something? Okay, sorry for that distasteful comment.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4c Good Ol’ Whathisname

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs gathering SpongeBob and Squidward in his office. He reveals that if they call a customer by their name, they’ll be coming back since they’ll think that the employees are nice people.

Is this gonna be a reverse of the time where SpongeBob lost his name tag?

To encourage Squidward to care, Mr. Krabs holds a contest that whichever employee knows more names will get a vacation to a tropical getaway! Looks like Squidward’s gonna go crazy again over this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 1 Friend or Foe

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator introducing us to Patchy who works at a restaurant called the Poop Deck flipping burgers. Well even crazy nuts need to make a living. Plus, it figures that he would like SpongeBob even more since they’re both fry cooks. Potty’s also there too to annoy Patchy as usual.

Heck, even his boss is a pirate. Is everyone that Patchy knows crazy? He sure ain’t no Squidward or Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 18b Best Frenemies

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs being upset over the profits going down again. The biker gang theme cost him a lot of money.

To make things worse, he sees the customers taking in their own kelp shakes instead of buying drinks from the Krusty Krab. Okay, so that explains why profits are down.

Heck, even SpongeBob’s drinking those kelp shakes too. So much for 100% loyal.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14a Bummer Vacation

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs upset once again. This time, he’s received a letter from the Fry Cook’s Union that SpongeBob’s accumulated too much vacation time that he’s required to take one or else Mr. Krabs has to pay a fee. Well, have a nice day off SpongeBob since you know Mr. Krabs hates spending money.

Despite being a workaholic being forced to take a day off, SpongeBob takes this well and goes home. However, SpongeBob somehow thinks a vacation is just repeating his morning routine and going back to work. I knew there was a catch to him accepting it so easily.

SpongeBob’s horrified learning what an actual vacation is after Mr. Krabs tells him what it is. He rightfully points out who will make the krabby patties since Squidward and Mr. Krabs are terrible at being fry cooks.

Mr. Krabs has already prepared for that though and has gotten honorary member Patrick to fill in as an unpaid intern. Oh no, Patrick’s gonna be even worse than Squidward and Mr. Krabs at this rate.

After giving SpongeBob’s hat and spatula to Patrick, Mr. Krabs makes him leave even though SpongeBob should at least train Patrick considering that he thought the spatula was a backscratcher (which is a health violation I might add).

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 7a Enemy In-Law

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The episode starts off with the Bikini Bottomites being attacked by a giant robot. I wonder what happened this time.

It turns out that the robot is actually one of Plankton’s robots and manages to capture some of them to force them to go to the Chum Bucket even though Plankton knows very well his food sucks.

Since Plankton didn’t bother to lock to door though, everyone just flat out leaves. Plankton really ought to think before he acts.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4a Skill Crane

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The episode starts off with a guy in a suit requesting to come in despite the Krusty Krab not being open yet. Mr. Krabs immediately assumes that they’re tax collectors and since he doesn’t want to give a cent to them, he tries to high tail it out of the Krusty Krab by hiding inside SpongeBob. Looks like a reverse of Shell of a Man.

I seriously wonder how Mr. Krabs’ house and the Krusty Krab function without him paying the bills.

Luckily before Mr. Krabs can run off, Squidward reveals that they guy in a suit at the door is actually an employee from RA PennyPincher Vending Supplies. I wonder what’s in store today.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 2b Krabs vs Plankton

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The episode starts off with Plankton waking up and being miserable as usual. He simply decides to try to steal the formula without a plan this time since his last two (and most epic attempts I might add) planned attempts failed anyway.

Plankton surprisingly manages to get in without Mr. Krabs even noticing this time. Maybe this could be the day …. unless he slips on mop water.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1b Shell of a Man

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob getting sentimental over a krabby patty he just made much to Squidward’s dismay. Geez, another foreshadowing for To Love a Patty. The writers must’ve planned that episode very early.

However, the sentimental krabby patty stuff ends when it turns out that SpongeBob actually ordered the krabby patty and has no qualms eating it. Well, at least he ain’t in love with a patty yet.

Our real plot starts though when Mr. Krabs attempts to get SpongeBob’s attention from outside.

Once they’re outside, Mr. Krabs hides himself and SpongeBob under a dumpster for secretive measures. Whoa, did Mr. Krabs actually kill someone for money?!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1a Fear of a Krabby Patty

And now we have reached the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era of the show. Originally, season 3 supposed to be the last season with the movie (which I will review after I review every SpongeBob episode in the first 10 seasons) but the amount of cash the sponge was raking in convinced Nick to uncancel the show. Since creator Steven Hillenburg wanted season 3 to be the last, he left the show with Paul Tibbit taking over as showrunner. While many have hated this era and complained, it’s now my turn to deal with the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing off to SpongeBob and Squidward the new business hours which are now 6 AM to 11 PM. Well, there goes any evening plans Squidward has with his clarinet.

Squidward naturally proceeds to complain about this while SpongeBob tries to suggest they open even earlier since he’s a workaholic.

Mr. Krabs is initially happy with the new work hours. That is until he sees that the Chum Bucket’s now being open for 23 hours. So what? No one goes there anyway.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 20b Pranks A Lot

Well after 11 months, I’ve finally reached the end of the pre first movie era of the show. Many consider this to be the end of the golden era but we’ll see when we get to season 4.

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The episode starts of with SpongeBob showing to Patrick the Palace of Pranks, a place that sells potential pranks such as the seanut brittle gag which Patrick assumes is actually seanut brittle. Oh Patrick, what’d we do without you?

Frank (the man behind this Palace of Pranks) shows up and attempts to sell another prank to SpongeBob and shows off a fake gag dollar (cool), the classic whoopee cushion (wish I had one even if it is cliche), fake vomit, and real vomit but when it comes to pranks, SpongeBob’s very picky.

The guy that’s usually so optimistic being picky! Where are my flying pigs!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 18b Plankton’s Army

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The episode starts with Mr. Krabs gathering Squidward and SpongeBob to announce that it’s the 25th anniversary of Plankton’s first attempt of stealing a krabby patty or the formula. That’s one very long grudge seeing as it even outlasts Squidward’s job at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton’s been trying to steal the formula in various ways including simply asking for it (well, I can say that he’s tried that) and using several bug disguises but Mr. Krabs has always beaten and stepped on him. That’s their rival on a nutshell.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 16a Born Again Krabs

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing while SpongeBob the workaholic is upset at ti as usual. What else is new?

However while crying over having to leave work, SpongeBob stumbles upon an old moldy krabby patty under the grill probably from the days from when Jim was the fry cook.

SpongeBob decides to the right thing and throw it away but an alarm ends up activating and picks the patty up.

Is nothing safe from the alarms in the Krusty Krab?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 15b Mid – Life Crustacean

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs waking up on the wrong side of the hammock since he’s feeling depressed. Did he have to pay the bills again?

Mr. Krabs explains to Pearl at breakfast that he’s feeling a bit old lately. Well, looks like our crustacean just entered the mid life crisis of life! He’s growing up so fast.

Pearl tries to cheer him up by stating that all dads are like that. Am I the only one that finds their relationship kind of sweet even if Pearl is embarrassed by Mr. Krabs’ cheapness?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 13b Clams

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The episode starts off with Sandals having trouble deciding what to order. He tries to ask Squidward for help but he’s useless since he’s too cynical and still traumatized from the events of Just One Bite.

Luckily, SpongeBob helps him out by suggesting Sandals order the coral bits. Oh SpongeBob, what would we do without you?

When Squidward prepares to put the dollar in the register though, Mr. Krabs grabs and it looks like he’s finally gone cuckoo.

Mr. Krabs is very unstable.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 16b Krusty Love

Finally, the last of season 2 since I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath when I was doing the episodes out of order.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting into a tizzy over getting one penny short in the cash register. Mr. Krabs really needs to learn that losing just one penny ain’t the end of the world.

SpongeBob tries to point out what I just said but Mr. Krabs just goes into a speech over how that money helps the Krusty Krab. Well, Mr. Krabs isn’t wrong here.

Mr. Krabs also tries to claim that money is his one true love. That is, until he sees Mrs. Puff. So she does have a life outside of being traumatized by SpongeBob’s awful driving.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 16a Graveyard Shift

And now we’re back to season 2! Seriously, the reason why it took so long to come out is because I’m reviewing the show in episode airing order. I will still never know why the heck they decided to hold off this, Krusty Love, and Gary Takes a Bath until the middle of season three! Especially when the other episodes of season 2 already finished airing by January 2002! I will never understand why Nick holds back these episodes.

Luckily, I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath back when I was doing the episodes out of order so now it’s just this and Krusty Love and then I’ll be done with season 2!

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing for the night while SpongeBob’s just crying cause he’s a workaholic. Typical. Now the characters are feeling right unlike in Sailor Mouth.

However, it would seem that Tom (aka the chocolate guy)’s not very smart since he apparently wants a krabby patty despite the Krusty Krab being closed. Squidward initially tries to brush him off but when Tom mentions his money, Mr. Krabs immediately lets him in.

That guy will do anything for money even if it kills his employees.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trying to order a krabby patty. Key emphasis being try since MM can’t decide what he wants and ends up holding up a line that’s now extending outside the Krusty Krab. I’m surprised Mr. Krabs and Squidward haven’t gone insane.

SpongeBob eventually helps out by suggesting that MM get a krabby patty. So you’d think that’s all right?

Wrong!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10b Krusty Krab Training Video

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Our episode (or documentary here) starts off with the narrator (that’s not the French one) talking about how many graphs (not giraffes) prove that that we are working for the one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom called the Krusty Krab! I really like this guy. It feels like he really gets the feel of the show and just rolls with it.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10a Wet Painters

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick goofing off at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs rightfully asks them why they’re doing such stupid things. It turns out that Squidward convinced them that hurting themselves would attract customers.

Oh Squidward, when are you ever gonna learn that manipulating the idiot brothers will never work in your favor.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 1a The Algae’s Always Greener

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The episode starts off with Plankton attempting to steal a krabby patty again but this time, he’d hiding in Old Man Jenkins’ ketchup bottle so that he can sneak the krabby patty away.

However since Old Man Jenkins is blind, he accidentally shoots Plankton into Mr. Krabs’ office who proceeds to brag over how terrible the little guy is at stealing a krabby patty and/or the formula before throws Plankton to the Chum Bucket again.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8b Squilliam Returns

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The episode starts off with Squidward on his lunch break while dreaming of making a name of himself. The day that happens is the day Patrick becomes smart.

Soon, Squidward stumbles upon Squilliam (who seems to have recovered from his heart attack.).

Since he doesn’t want Squilliam to know he works at the Krusty Krab, Squidward tries to toss out his hat but Squilliam still sees him any way and proceeds to brag about how he’s better than Squidward.

Squidward attempts to think of something he can brag about to Squilliam while trying to picture him in his underwear just to make it easier but Squilliam’s even more handsome on his underwear.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7b Can You Spare a Dime?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward still being at work since the rule book says that Mr. Krabs must count all the profits before they leave and that he has the right to be as unfair as he pleases. Well, now we know why SpongeBob and Squidward are usually the only employees at the Krusty Krab.

However, our main story begins when Mr. Krabs notices that his first dime is gone! Well, why’d he keep it in the cash register instead of his safe.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7a As Seen on TV

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs walking his worm while going to the Krusty Krab to check up on how the commercial’s production is doing but it turns out that Squidward’s got a ton of stuff for the commercial. How all of that can even fit in a 1-4 minute commercial is beyond me.

That looks more like a movie based on the Krusty Krab which I’d honestly see just for how over the top it is.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 6b One Krabs Trash

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The episode begins with Mr. Krabs preparing his next get rich quick scheme since the Krusty Krab is still not getting profits, a yard sale.

Rather than sell anything he owns though, he simply uses everything in the trash as the selling stuff and simply uses a spray can to make the bad smell go away. Mr. Krabs is so cheap that he can’t even part with anything he still owns and has to scour trash cans for things to sell.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 20a Squid on Strike

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calculating the profits and finds out that they’ve decreased by $3. Okay compared to the other times where the profits have gone dry, this is nothing.

However since Mr. Krabs can’t stand to lose even a penny, he decides to run a tighter ship. Oh no, SpongeBob and Squidward are so doomed.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to yell at SpongeBob and Squidward just for getting dressed at work and breathing.

Money is the root of all evil I tell you!

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19b The Fry Cook Games

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The episode starts off with Johnny Elaine (the talking realistic fishead that appears in the intro) introducing us to the Fry Cook Games (activities that involve food and exercise in some weird combos).

He also mentions the real competition which is between Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Well, there had to be a point where there was a live competition (20 years at that) between those two all over the formula. I’m surprised Plankton didn’t try to use the event to gamble for the secret formula.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19a Jellyfish Hunter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob catching some jellyfish and naming them like calling his twelfth jellyfish Twelvy. Aww, SpongeBob’s so sweet.

He even manages to extract some jelly from Twelvy by simply ticking him. I guess this is supposed to be like someone pooping their pants. If only our poop tasted as great as jellyfish jelly.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12b The Smoking Peanut

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator announcing that today is Free Day at the Bikini Bottom Zoo where everything is free. Mr. Krabs is milking Free Day for what its’ worth by taking everything he wants from the free drinks to even free light bulbs from the lights.

Mr. Krabs will take any opportunity to save money including Free Day. On a side note, I wish Free Day existed in real life with how inflation is nowadays.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12a Pressure

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy chilling and watching the clouds. They try to play the guess what cloud is shaped like game but it ends up being short lived since all the clouds are apparently shaped like flowers.

Its’ nice to see those two just hanging out without Patrick (almost as if they’re dating) and not competing with each other.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 5b Patty Hype

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Times have been really tough on the Krusty Krab lately since they haven’t had customers in over a month. Its’ so bad that Mr. Krabs is even starting to have to pay his employees borderline nothing.

The Krusty Krab is also starting to gain a lot of dust and spiders as a result of the lack of customers and the profits being drier than the dust in the Krusty Krab.

However, this all changes when Frank arrives crawling into the Krusty Krab since he’s apparently too poor to buy any food.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 4b Imitation Krabs

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob goofing off as usual and the customers just enjoying their day. Seems like a typical normal day doesn’t it. Wrong.

Outside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is preparing his next attempt to steal the krabby patty formula. This time, he’s decided to disguise himself as a regular citizen using a robot that looks like one.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1b Squid’s Day Off

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining again on how he has to be at work on a beautiful day on a Sunday. Wait, I thought the Krusty Krab was closed on Sundays. Then again, the lack of customers here could be why the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays in other episodes.

Squidward ends up getting frustrated by SpongeBob constantly ringing the serving bell that he accidentally shoves some dimes in the register on the floor.

Mr. Krabs:

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 2b Bossy Boots

Welcome everyone to season 2. Season 1 was such a fun ride and despite Early Installment Weirdness being in effect, it was a really great season. I’ve also heard that this and season 3 are the show’s peak. Let’s see if this season can live up to the hype. I’ve also decided to review the episodes in the airing order. The reason why I’ve decided this late is because the season one episodes aired in the intended order as opposed to later seasons. Also I may have accidentally posted a review of Your Shoes Untied instead of this so I deleted it and it will come back after I review this episode. Since I already reviewed Something Smells when doing the reviews initially out of order, I decided to review this.

Also, happy birthday Roger Bumpass.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob and Squidward in for another meaningless Krusty Krab meeting. No its’ not new spatulas (sorry SpongeBob), it turns out that Pearl’s gonna be working at the Krusty Krab during her summer break presumably to see if she can succeed him as the Krusty Krab manager after he retires.

At least we know that for all his greed, he really loves his daughter Pearl.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20a Hooky

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs raging on madly about how the hooks are back. Of course the customers end up being annoyed at Mr. Krabs’ craziness and leave. Mr. Krabs should stop being such a lunatic with his crazy ideas before he runs out of business.

I have a feeling these hooks did something to his father since he’s apparently considered dead.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19b Neptune’s Spatula

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Fools in April from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick gushing over everything in the Fry Cook Museum even a fork. Someday, these two are gonna visit the Fry Cook Museum after the movie and reminisce on their adventures in the series. SpongeBob may even get his exhibit.

The idiot brothers then stumble upon the legendary Golden Spatula which is basically the underwater equivalent of the sword in the stone: the spatula is stuck and no one has pulled it out of the rock. SpongeBob’s totally gonna be the one to pull the golden spatula out of the rock. I mean if some as scrawny as King Arthur could pull it then he could too.

Patrick decides to take a picture of SpongeBob with the Golden Spatula. When Miss Shell asks for where the menus section of the museum is, SpongeBob unintentionally pulls out the Golden Spatula to point out where the menus section is.

See I told y’all, the underdog always gets the sword.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

SpongeBob:

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18a Texas

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy reenacting their usual routine but with their hands and mini sand models of their house. However, Sandy’s mini sand model is actually Texas and not her treedome. This ends up making Sandy homesick over her original home Texas.

I don’t know why she wasn’t like that in Tea in the Treedome (her introduction). Maybe she wasn’t thinking about the idea of what home is to her until she built her mini sand model. Poor squirrel.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17a Arrgh!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs complaining about the lack of customers again and the fact that he’ll get a rash if he doesn’t get money to make a money bath. Somehow I think that money is Mr. Krabs’ blood and without it, h’s dead. Heck The Lost Mattress even supports this.

Mr. Krabs eventually sees SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for customers or Patrick to start feeling hungry (whatever come first) and playing a game called Flying Dutchman Treasure Hunt which basically involves a treasure hunt.

Since apparently the joy of winning a fake treasure hunt is even better than customers giving money, Mr. Krabs decides to close early and throws out the one customer that comes which is the master of hurting his leg, Fred Fish.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15b Suds

Hey y’all, reviews (except Scaredy Pants) will be coming out on either Saturday or Sunday so stay tuned for reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming about eating raining krabby patties. Must be set after everyone yelled at SpongeBob in the sister segment Sleepy Time and agreed to let bygones be bygones.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12b Employee of the Month

Like The Chaperone, this won’t have GIFs and will have screencaps instead since they’re not available on Tumblr or Giphy.com.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob bugging Squidward to ask him what day it is. When Squidward finally gives in and asks him the question, it turns out that SpongeBob wants to brag over how he’ll be Employee of the Month again and its’ always been that way ever since he was hired. Well, Squidward could get the award if he tried as seen in A Breath of Fresh Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12a The Chaperone

Just a heads up, since I couldn’t find any GIFs of this or Employee of the Month from both Giphy.com and Tumblr, the usual GIFs will be replaced by screencaps for these two reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs doing their usual shtick (making krabby patties and being annoying, being grumpy, and counting money respectively) when Pearl shows up crying. She ends up flooding the Krusty KRab with her tears. Dang, Pearl is super sensitive.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8b Squeaky Boots

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The episode starts off with Pearl celebrating her 15th birthday. However, she ends up having another crummy party due to Mr. Krabs being cheap like in Whale of a Birthday. The disaster caused by Krabs  Cheap Company Inc. is Mr. Krabs singing the lame happy birthday song really badly and she ends up getting a cheap pair of fishing boots instead of the flipper slippers her friends have. She immediately ends the party by flooding the house with her tears. Mr. Krabs needs to stop being cheap to his daughter or he’ll be estranged by his daughter. On a brighter note, the writers managed to foreshadow Whale of a Birthday as early as Season 1.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6b Pickles

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The episode starts off with Squidward getting annoyed at the customers’ cluelessness and SpongeBob’s krabby patty order nicknames.

Bubble Bass (SpongeBob’s former rival) appears and asks Squidward for and I quote, “a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”, which according to someone from 4chan , actually means a krabby patty with 24 mustard grilled, all beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. However, Squidward doesn’t speak Bubble Bass or internet translator and can’t understand what Bubble Bass wants.

SpongeBob pops his head out of the fry cook window to see that his old high school rival (well how else did they meet) is ordering a krabby patty.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5a Pizza Delivery

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The episode starts off with Squidward waiting for SpongeBob to finish washing the tables so that he can go home and play his awful clarinet music. Someone calls the Krusty Krab and asks for a pizza. Squidward tries to tell the customer that they don’t sell pizza, but Mr. Krabs sees this as an opportunity for extra money, so he promises the customer pizza.

Squidward tries to protest by saying that they don’t sell pizza and they don’t know how to make pizza. Mr. Krabs simply manages to mold some krabby patties into a pizza. I think the pepperonis on the pizza are tomatoes. Mr. Krabs is magic if he can turn krabby patties into pizza or his lust for money just makes him more determined than usual to turn krabby patties into a pizza.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 3b Plankton!

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their usual goofy fry cook and cynical cashier routine when one of SpongeBob’s krabby patties starts moving. Mr. Krabs immediately stops the moving krabby patty and it is revealed to have been controlled by the one and only antagonist of the series, Plankton.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to toss Plankton out using a plate Frisbee style.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 1a Help Wanted

Well after 23 recaps, I’ve decided to start recapping/reviewing the episodes in order, though I may go out of order if someone requests a recap/review. By the way, if you want to request a SpongeBob episode for me to review, then just write it down in the comments box of any post I make.

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The episode and series starts off with SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm clock waking him up.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18a Sailor Mouth

EDIT as of January 14, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs crying over closing time while SpongeBob prepares to happily leave. I thought SpongeBob was a workaholic and hated closing time. Then again, SpongeBob may have had a date with Sandy and Patrick tonight.

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob take out the trash that isn’t Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 14 Ugh

This is the first SpongeBob half hour special I’m reviewing.

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The episode starts off with the narrator introducing us to Patchy’s house in the Stone Age. After a couple of takes, Patchy explains that the episode will be focusing on the Stone Age. Patchy’s segments were really funny and solid back in the early seasons. The only episodes where he was unnecessary and a waste of time was Atlantis Square Pantis and Truth or Square but even then so were the SpongeBob segments.

Patchy explains the benefits of the prehistoric times with examples such as simpler pleasure (such as picking your nose), drawing on the walls with no consequences, bigger clubs/baseball bats, and matching caveman clothes made of leopard skin. I wonder if Patchy is aware that there was no TV and that meant that SpongeBob didn’t exist back then which means that his dreams of meeting SpongeBob are even less likely than in 2004.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10c The Krusty Plate

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs dragging the customers out because he wants to go home. It seems that he’s learned his lesson about keeping it open at night after Graveyard Shift and Fear of a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob is seemingly done with the dishes until Mr. Krabs pulls him back to the kitchen to show him the worst thing of all: a small stain on a plate.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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SpongeBob Season 8 Episode 21a Squiditis

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining that he’s working inside when it is so nice outside. Squidward should just ask Mr. Krabs for a break and blackmail him by threatening to tell the cops about his crimes. Then again, it wouldn’t work because the cops hate Squidward.

SpongeBob tries to cheer Squidward up by saying that being sick is worse because he would have to miss work. Wait, doesn’t that sound like the opposite of being worse for Squidward?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 13b The Cent of Money

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking Gary or rather Gary is walking SpongeBob. They bump into Mr. Krabs relaxing in his car at a run down free parking space. If that’s his idea of a day off, Mr. Krabs must be the cheapest crab ever as seen in Kracked Krabs.

Gary’s eye stalks are moving because apparently he can attract coins to him like a money magnet. Mr. Krabs predictably gets greedy and asks SpongeBob to bring Gary to work. Obi Wan has a bad feeling about this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8b SpongeBob vs, The Patty Gadget

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The episode starts off with Patchy narrating what is going on in comical verse. SpongeBob is doing his usual work at the Krusty Krab when he hears a noise coming from his worst enemy: the patty gadget.

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 2a The Lost Mattress

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The episode starts off with Squidward arriving at the Krusty Krab doors late as usual. I wonder why Squidward works there if he hates it so much. Then again, this may have been the only place to finance his art and clarinet money.

However, the doors are locked so Squidward is off the hook. SpongeBob on the other hand is freaking out over the Krusty Krab bgoneeing closed. Why can’t one of them just throw something at the doors and windows, I mean they’re made of glass for crying out loud?

Mr. Krabs finally arrives with the keys to unlock the door a lot grumpier than usual and yells at SpongeBob for accidentally making him drop his keys. The cause of this is because Mr. Krabs back hurts really badly thanks to his old mattress. I wonder why he doesn’t buy a new mattress. Then again, he is cheap. It could also be the cause of old age, just saying.

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Spongebob Season 1 Episode 10b F.U.N.

EDIT as of January 15, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty again. He actually succeeds this time. Mr. Krabs almost gives up so easily. I don’t know why he is giving up so easily , I mean Plankton is the size of an ant.  He could easily catch up to him on his own. I guess that Plankton never tried to steal a krabby patty before this and tried the formula first.

SpongeBob immediately jumps into action to get the krabby patty away from Plankton’s hands. I don’t know why Plankton would need to go around the city with his krabby patty even though the Chum Bucket is right across the Krusty Krab. I’m guessing that he just wants to brag to everyone that he got a krabby patty.

SpongeBob chases Plankton and his travelling krabby patty everywhere from the top of a building to the streets while impressing everyone.

Plankton disguises the krabby patty in the most paper thin disguise of all, Groucho glasses. SpongeBob obliviously falls for the disguise because he is stupid. He proceeds to tell Plankton and the patty about an overly saccharine story about a magician. Plankton gives up knowing that he can’t handle so much sweetness.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17a Krabby Land

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We start the episode off with Spongebob celebrating the first day of summer. He celebrates it the same way as Christmas by singing carols (Okay, I think he just does that so that he has an excuse to sing). Squidward could care less about summer (can’t blame him since he is miserable every five seconds). Mr. Krabs is also excited for summer because oceanfuls (no pun intended) of kids will be coming to his restaurant to buy krabby patties and give him boatloads of money. Sometimes I think that if Krabs didn’t establish the Krusty Krab, he would be criminal stealing money from everyone. Then, he’d marry it (not Cashina though) and have money-crab hybrids (if that’s even possible).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 11a Whale of a Birthday

Hi everyone. Since today is Father’s Day, I’m going to recap a Spongebob episode showing the most prominent father-daughter relationship in the show: Mr. Krabs and Pearl. I think Pearl is isn’t adopted because Mr. Krabs mentions her in Married to Money and refers to Cashina as his NEW wife.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Pearl listening to Boys Who Cry and fantasizing them singing for her birthday. She gets so caught up in her fantasy that she crashes down to the dining room. Boy bands, being the center of attention, and getting caught up in fantasies. Yeah, that’s a stereotypical teenage girl in a nutshell.

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