SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4b Model Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the Krusty Krab as usual until he overhears Mr. Krabs on the phone. Being the nosy stalker he is (since he’s usually like this with Squidward), he decides to eavesdrop. When will he learn that this is a bad habit?

When SpongeBob hears the part where Mr. Krabs claims was going to “let the little guy go” that day, he completely panics since he’s practically married to the job now.

SpongeBob tries to find a loophole to this by using his size changing abilities to be taller than Squidward (Wow, he’d risk his own friend’s job to save his own) but that fails. Heck, when Squidward hears about Mr. Krabs allegedly planning to fire SpongeBob, he’s actually happy he won’t ever have to work with hims again. Jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3a Someone’s in The Kitchen With Sandy

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The episode starts off with Plankton hiding inside a krabby patty bun so that he can sneak into the Krusty Krab and steal a krabby patty again.

This is foiled pretty quickly though when SpongeBob serves the bun with the krabby patty that he’s giving to Sandy.

What’s worse is that she has some sort of system now where she can easily unzip her suit and put the krabby patty inside it so that she can eat it without any trouble.Well, looks like Plankton’s dead with the lack of water and he sure has a disgusting sight to look at while he dies.

How is Sandy not seeing this? Is she that immersed in her food?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 11a Goo Goo Gas

Yeah, despite all the season 6 episodes that aired up to July 2009 and season 7 starting earlier on the same day this episode aired, you’d think this was in either seasons 6 or 7 but it’s actually a season 5 episode that Nick apparently forgot existed until 2009 when they aired it long after the rest of the season aired and this already aired in several other countries by then. Let’s see if season 5 can end off strong in this airing order.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty as usual this time disguising himself as a pepper shaker which Mr. Krabs foils as usual especially with how predictably the disguise was.

Okay, Plankton’s really running out of ideas for plans now. I wonder how close this is to the movie’s timeline?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16b To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

Fun fact: This aired on the tenth anniversary of the official premiere of the show (May 1st was more of a sneak peek while July 17 was the real one).

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator describing to us the most horrifying thing ever to come in the show: SpongeBob losing his pants!

Puh-lease, Squidward becoming nice was more horrifying last season than this.

Anyway, the set up is that SpongeBob was doing laundry three days ago since it was cleaning day. Heck, he even took away Gary’s shell for cleaning. Wait, won’t it break in the washing machine? Eh, it’s a cartoon.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in Bikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read the Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 8a Patty Caper

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob to his office for something very secret. Today, they’ve run out of the krabby patty secret ingredient. I still think the secret ingredient is love.

Mr. Krabs entrusts SpongeBob to get the secret ingredient from the delivery truck coming soon and without flaws too. Wow, he must trust SpongeBob a lot. Then again, Squidward’s not very loyal so SpongeBob doesn’t have any competition.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5a The Splinter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob eagerly changing the closed sign from closed to open. Man, SpongeBob gets so hyped over the littlest of things.

SpongeBob even does inventory of all the ingredients. While preparing the first order of the day though, SpongeBob accidentally throws his spatula on the ceiling and it sticks there for some reason.

SpongeBob stacks up a bunch of items just to get up there and get that spatula which he somehow has a hard time pulling even though he ironically pulls it out when he doesn’t notice and puts it back in that ceiling. SpongeBob’s sure dumb. Heck, this whole sequence is dumb.

SpongeBob manages to realize that his spatula’s unstuck eventually though but he ends up falling to a bunch of knives (don’t ask). His spatula saves him though when it gets on a knife in his tower and he’s free to slide back down. So that sequence was basically nothing!

This is what the episode is so be ready for the boredom!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 20a Banned in Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob singing about how much he loves krabby patties which annoys Squidward just like SpongeBob’s other songs do. I wonder why Squidward bothers at the Krusty Krab when there are other jobs he can do with no resume.

Soon, a bunch of old ladies show up and are known as the United Organization of Fish Against Things That Are Fun and Delicious (what a long name and a killjoy). Their leader decides to order them some krabby patties only cause they’re hungry though that doesn’t stop them from viewing the Krusty Krab is disgusting and uncivilized. Mr. Krabs initially convinces them that they’re not as uncivilized as they appear to be with a gentleman greeting.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 17a 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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The episode starts off with a shot of the jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. I must add that the shot of the jellyfish is taken directly from season 1! Seriously, the difference between season 1 and season 5’s animations are too obvious to point out. Were the animators and/or editors that lazy?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14b Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob

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The episode starts off with Plankton watching another Krusty Krab commercial that has more of a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy theme to it and it sure has a better budget than the first one. I guess either this was funded by the company that made the MM and BB series or Mr. Krabs just used a cheap computer for special effects. It’s more likely to be the former.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14a Blackened Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding across town in his seahorse (probably Mystery) and has become ripped for some reason. Either that sponge took steroids or those are just water muscles.

Eventually, a woman tied to the train tracks calls for SpongeBob MusclePants’ help. Ah, the old train tracks cliché. The villain of the story this time is none other than Jack M Crazyfish! I get the feeling that the M stands for Mad considering the last name and all.

Jack and SpongeBob decide battle this out by men: by playing rock paper scissors. That was anti climactic and we’re not even two minutes in!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13b Pat No Pay

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs commenting on the lack of customers again since they’re in the middle of a customer drought.

Mr. Krabs’ prayers are soon answered though when Patrick comes in the Krusty Krab very hungry since he apparently forgot where the Krusty Krab was until now.

After verifying with Mr. Krabs that he can pay (I’m surprised Patrick has any money at all since he’s jobless and is too dumb to apply for welfare), Patrick proceeds to order a mountain of krabby patties and eats it all in under 10 seconds. If this were a contest, Patrick would sure win as proven true four seasons later.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 2a The Original Fry Cook

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing his krabby patties as usual with love added to them (I know love’s the secret ingredient) and prepares to deliver it to the customer.

While doing so though, the customers trample on him when a golden limo arrives. What kind of rich person would go to the Krusty Krab? Mr. Krabs is gonna have a field day with this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7b Breath of Fresh Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick barging into Squidward’s room again (does he have no sense of security) at 3:47 in the morning just to watch the sunrise with him. Do they even know when the sun rises?

SpongeBob also reveals that he and Patrick come there every morning because they admire him that much. So, the beginning of Squid Wood wasn’t just an off day.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7a To Love A Patty

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob creating his amazing krabby patties as usual and being awesome at it. What else is new?

However when he’s finished with the patties, SpongeBob sees how pretty one of the krabby patties (which he can actually tell what their genders are) and falls in love. Seriously, is this our story?

How come this didn’t happen before?

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SpongeBob Season 5b Krabs a la Mode

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The episode starts off with Squidward feeling very cold since it’s presumably winter and Mr. Krabs set the thermostat for 62 degrees only. Okay, how is that cold enough to make people shiver. I mean sure 62 ain’t hot but it ain’t shivering cold.

Squidward decides to sneakily change the thermostat to 63 degrees but Mr. Krabs has an alarm for that too like he has when anyone tries to have him waste money indirectly.

Mr. Krabs finds out about this and gets up in Squidward’s face about it since heat costs money even if the thermostat goes up one degree. Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 5a New Digs

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed as usual. However, SpongeBob’s having trouble falling asleep this time so he tries to run around and tire himself out but that doesn’t help. SpongeBob’s insomniac problems are so gonna come back to haunt him in three seasons.

Since running around didn’t work, SpongeBob decides to just have a warm glass of snail milk which actually does work and knocks him out cold. Okay, so he ain’t an insomniac yet.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9a The Krusty Sponge

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The episode starts off with Squidward taking orders as usual. However, SpongeBob’s surprisingly falling behind on his orders. I still wonder how an angry mob hasn’t formed yet.

SpongeBob’s just in the kitchen standing and doing as Mr. Krabs calls, the thousand yard stare! What could’ve possibly shocked him today? Did his mother die or something? Okay, sorry for that distasteful comment.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19b Squid Wood

Now we have reached the end of season 4. Did it end strong like the first three season finales did?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sneaking into Squidward’s house as usual in the morning and annoying him. Is it me or is SpongeBob extra annoying today?

Throughout the day, SpongeBob proceeds to stalk Squidward everywhere from the garden to his paintings to a book to the bath asking him to play. Where the heck is Patrick when he needs him?

This is sure the first step into SpongeBob’s stalker phase.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4c Good Ol’ Whathisname

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs gathering SpongeBob and Squidward in his office. He reveals that if they call a customer by their name, they’ll be coming back since they’ll think that the employees are nice people.

Is this gonna be a reverse of the time where SpongeBob lost his name tag?

To encourage Squidward to care, Mr. Krabs holds a contest that whichever employee knows more names will get a vacation to a tropical getaway! Looks like Squidward’s gonna go crazy again over this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 18b Best Frenemies

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs being upset over the profits going down again. The biker gang theme cost him a lot of money.

To make things worse, he sees the customers taking in their own kelp shakes instead of buying drinks from the Krusty Krab. Okay, so that explains why profits are down.

Heck, even SpongeBob’s drinking those kelp shakes too. So much for 100% loyal.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12a All That Glitters

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The episode starts off with a fat customer ordering a monster patty (which hasn’t been ordered in ages). What was wrong with the monster patties?

When Squidward tells SpongeBob the order though, he (SpongeBob) and everyone at the Krusty Krab that isn’t Squidward (since he’s too cynical to care) is in shock.

The monster krabby patty turns out to be a giant hunk of krabby patty meat. SpongeBob sets the plot off when while trying to flip the giant hunk of meat, he breaks his spatula.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 2b Krabs vs Plankton

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The episode starts off with Plankton waking up and being miserable as usual. He simply decides to try to steal the formula without a plan this time since his last two (and most epic attempts I might add) planned attempts failed anyway.

Plankton surprisingly manages to get in without Mr. Krabs even noticing this time. Maybe this could be the day …. unless he slips on mop water.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1a Fear of a Krabby Patty

And now we have reached the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era of the show. Originally, season 3 supposed to be the last season with the movie (which I will review after I review every SpongeBob episode in the first 10 seasons) but the amount of cash the sponge was raking in convinced Nick to uncancel the show. Since creator Steven Hillenburg wanted season 3 to be the last, he left the show with Paul Tibbit taking over as showrunner. While many have hated this era and complained, it’s now my turn to deal with the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing off to SpongeBob and Squidward the new business hours which are now 6 AM to 11 PM. Well, there goes any evening plans Squidward has with his clarinet.

Squidward naturally proceeds to complain about this while SpongeBob tries to suggest they open even earlier since he’s a workaholic.

Mr. Krabs is initially happy with the new work hours. That is until he sees that the Chum Bucket’s now being open for 23 hours. So what? No one goes there anyway.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 20b Pranks A Lot

Well after 11 months, I’ve finally reached the end of the pre first movie era of the show. Many consider this to be the end of the golden era but we’ll see when we get to season 4.

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The episode starts of with SpongeBob showing to Patrick the Palace of Pranks, a place that sells potential pranks such as the seanut brittle gag which Patrick assumes is actually seanut brittle. Oh Patrick, what’d we do without you?

Frank (the man behind this Palace of Pranks) shows up and attempts to sell another prank to SpongeBob and shows off a fake gag dollar (cool), the classic whoopee cushion (wish I had one even if it is cliche), fake vomit, and real vomit but when it comes to pranks, SpongeBob’s very picky.

The guy that’s usually so optimistic being picky! Where are my flying pigs!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 16a Born Again Krabs

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing while SpongeBob the workaholic is upset at ti as usual. What else is new?

However while crying over having to leave work, SpongeBob stumbles upon an old moldy krabby patty under the grill probably from the days from when Jim was the fry cook.

SpongeBob decides to the right thing and throw it away but an alarm ends up activating and picks the patty up.

Is nothing safe from the alarms in the Krusty Krab?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10b Krusty Krab Training Video

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Our episode (or documentary here) starts off with the narrator (that’s not the French one) talking about how many graphs (not giraffes) prove that that we are working for the one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom called the Krusty Krab! I really like this guy. It feels like he really gets the feel of the show and just rolls with it.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 1a The Algae’s Always Greener

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The episode starts off with Plankton attempting to steal a krabby patty again but this time, he’d hiding in Old Man Jenkins’ ketchup bottle so that he can sneak the krabby patty away.

However since Old Man Jenkins is blind, he accidentally shoots Plankton into Mr. Krabs’ office who proceeds to brag over how terrible the little guy is at stealing a krabby patty and/or the formula before throws Plankton to the Chum Bucket again.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7b Can You Spare a Dime?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward still being at work since the rule book says that Mr. Krabs must count all the profits before they leave and that he has the right to be as unfair as he pleases. Well, now we know why SpongeBob and Squidward are usually the only employees at the Krusty Krab.

However, our main story begins when Mr. Krabs notices that his first dime is gone! Well, why’d he keep it in the cash register instead of his safe.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7a As Seen on TV

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs walking his worm while going to the Krusty Krab to check up on how the commercial’s production is doing but it turns out that Squidward’s got a ton of stuff for the commercial. How all of that can even fit in a 1-4 minute commercial is beyond me.

That looks more like a movie based on the Krusty Krab which I’d honestly see just for how over the top it is.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 20a Squid on Strike

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calculating the profits and finds out that they’ve decreased by $3. Okay compared to the other times where the profits have gone dry, this is nothing.

However since Mr. Krabs can’t stand to lose even a penny, he decides to run a tighter ship. Oh no, SpongeBob and Squidward are so doomed.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to yell at SpongeBob and Squidward just for getting dressed at work and breathing.

Money is the root of all evil I tell you!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3a Just One Bite

I will be reviewing several season 3 episodes while I’m on season 2 since that’s how both seasons were aired and I’m doing the recaps in airing order.

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The episode starts off with Squidward giving Harold his deep fried krabby patty on a stick. Harold’s really gonna have to go to the gym that shave off all those pounds.

Squidward proceeds to snark at how everyone’s eating krabby patties and that he considers them disgusting.

SpongeBob overhears this and assumes that Squidward’s just joking. Oh SpongeBob you poor sap.

Squidward insists that he hates krabby patties but SpongeBob and the customers think it’s because he never tasted one. I thought he had a lot of them back in Your Shoe’s Untied. Then again, there’s a difference between swallowing and tasting.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19a Jellyfish Hunter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob catching some jellyfish and naming them like calling his twelfth jellyfish Twelvy. Aww, SpongeBob’s so sweet.

He even manages to extract some jelly from Twelvy by simply ticking him. I guess this is supposed to be like someone pooping their pants. If only our poop tasted as great as jellyfish jelly.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 5b Patty Hype

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Times have been really tough on the Krusty Krab lately since they haven’t had customers in over a month. Its’ so bad that Mr. Krabs is even starting to have to pay his employees borderline nothing.

The Krusty Krab is also starting to gain a lot of dust and spiders as a result of the lack of customers and the profits being drier than the dust in the Krusty Krab.

However, this all changes when Frank arrives crawling into the Krusty Krab since he’s apparently too poor to buy any food.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 4b Imitation Krabs

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob goofing off as usual and the customers just enjoying their day. Seems like a typical normal day doesn’t it. Wrong.

Outside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is preparing his next attempt to steal the krabby patty formula. This time, he’s decided to disguise himself as a regular citizen using a robot that looks like one.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 11b Squirrel Jokes

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs introducing a modified version of the talent show in the form of the Komedy Krab. Since apparently the talent show lost its’ charm after a while, Mr. Krabs has decided to convert it into a comedy club so that the stage doesn’t go to waste.

The first act for the Komedy Krab is Dougie Williams who basically throws pies at everyone.

The audience proceeds to laugh at this and of course cheer for good ol’ Dougie.

Before SpongeBob goes on next, Dougie gives some words of encouragement that he’ll do great. Dougie’s a great guy. I like how he isn’t so conceding to SpongeBob and instead encourages him. No wonder he’s such a great comedian.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1b Squid’s Day Off

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining again on how he has to be at work on a beautiful day on a Sunday. Wait, I thought the Krusty Krab was closed on Sundays. Then again, the lack of customers here could be why the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays in other episodes.

Squidward ends up getting frustrated by SpongeBob constantly ringing the serving bell that he accidentally shoves some dimes in the register on the floor.

Mr. Krabs:

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 2b Bossy Boots

Welcome everyone to season 2. Season 1 was such a fun ride and despite Early Installment Weirdness being in effect, it was a really great season. I’ve also heard that this and season 3 are the show’s peak. Let’s see if this season can live up to the hype. I’ve also decided to review the episodes in the airing order. The reason why I’ve decided this late is because the season one episodes aired in the intended order as opposed to later seasons. Also I may have accidentally posted a review of Your Shoes Untied instead of this so I deleted it and it will come back after I review this episode. Since I already reviewed Something Smells when doing the reviews initially out of order, I decided to review this.

Also, happy birthday Roger Bumpass.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob and Squidward in for another meaningless Krusty Krab meeting. No its’ not new spatulas (sorry SpongeBob), it turns out that Pearl’s gonna be working at the Krusty Krab during her summer break presumably to see if she can succeed him as the Krusty Krab manager after he retires.

At least we know that for all his greed, he really loves his daughter Pearl.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20a Hooky

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs raging on madly about how the hooks are back. Of course the customers end up being annoyed at Mr. Krabs’ craziness and leave. Mr. Krabs should stop being such a lunatic with his crazy ideas before he runs out of business.

I have a feeling these hooks did something to his father since he’s apparently considered dead.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19a Fools in April

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Neptune’s Spatula from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob announcing to Gary that they’re moving and becoming peasants that only eat clam shells much to Gary’s chagrin. Luckily, it turns out that SpongeBob was just pranking Gary.

SpongeBob then pranks himself by pouring a big pitcher’s worth of lemonade into several cups and tricks himself into thinking he was gonna actually drink them. SpongeBob’s the best prankster around. His pranks are effective and funny in a way that even the victim can also laugh.

Meanwhile, Squidward questions why SpongeBob’s happier than usual when he realizes that it’s April Fools Day (aka SpongeBob’s favorite holiday).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18a Texas

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy reenacting their usual routine but with their hands and mini sand models of their house. However, Sandy’s mini sand model is actually Texas and not her treedome. This ends up making Sandy homesick over her original home Texas.

I don’t know why she wasn’t like that in Tea in the Treedome (her introduction). Maybe she wasn’t thinking about the idea of what home is to her until she built her mini sand model. Poor squirrel.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12b Employee of the Month

Like The Chaperone, this won’t have GIFs and will have screencaps instead since they’re not available on Tumblr or Giphy.com.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob bugging Squidward to ask him what day it is. When Squidward finally gives in and asks him the question, it turns out that SpongeBob wants to brag over how he’ll be Employee of the Month again and its’ always been that way ever since he was hired. Well, Squidward could get the award if he tried as seen in A Breath of Fresh Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8b Squeaky Boots

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The episode starts off with Pearl celebrating her 15th birthday. However, she ends up having another crummy party due to Mr. Krabs being cheap like in Whale of a Birthday. The disaster caused by Krabs  Cheap Company Inc. is Mr. Krabs singing the lame happy birthday song really badly and she ends up getting a cheap pair of fishing boots instead of the flipper slippers her friends have. She immediately ends the party by flooding the house with her tears. Mr. Krabs needs to stop being cheap to his daughter or he’ll be estranged by his daughter. On a brighter note, the writers managed to foreshadow Whale of a Birthday as early as Season 1.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6b Pickles

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The episode starts off with Squidward getting annoyed at the customers’ cluelessness and SpongeBob’s krabby patty order nicknames.

Bubble Bass (SpongeBob’s former rival) appears and asks Squidward for and I quote, “a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”, which according to someone from 4chan , actually means a krabby patty with 24 mustard grilled, all beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. However, Squidward doesn’t speak Bubble Bass or internet translator and can’t understand what Bubble Bass wants.

SpongeBob pops his head out of the fry cook window to see that his old high school rival (well how else did they meet) is ordering a krabby patty.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5a Pizza Delivery

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The episode starts off with Squidward waiting for SpongeBob to finish washing the tables so that he can go home and play his awful clarinet music. Someone calls the Krusty Krab and asks for a pizza. Squidward tries to tell the customer that they don’t sell pizza, but Mr. Krabs sees this as an opportunity for extra money, so he promises the customer pizza.

Squidward tries to protest by saying that they don’t sell pizza and they don’t know how to make pizza. Mr. Krabs simply manages to mold some krabby patties into a pizza. I think the pepperonis on the pizza are tomatoes. Mr. Krabs is magic if he can turn krabby patties into pizza or his lust for money just makes him more determined than usual to turn krabby patties into a pizza.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 3b Plankton!

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their usual goofy fry cook and cynical cashier routine when one of SpongeBob’s krabby patties starts moving. Mr. Krabs immediately stops the moving krabby patty and it is revealed to have been controlled by the one and only antagonist of the series, Plankton.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to toss Plankton out using a plate Frisbee style.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 1a Help Wanted

Well after 23 recaps, I’ve decided to start recapping/reviewing the episodes in order, though I may go out of order if someone requests a recap/review. By the way, if you want to request a SpongeBob episode for me to review, then just write it down in the comments box of any post I make.

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The episode and series starts off with SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm clock waking him up.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18a Sailor Mouth

EDIT as of January 14, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs crying over closing time while SpongeBob prepares to happily leave. I thought SpongeBob was a workaholic and hated closing time. Then again, SpongeBob may have had a date with Sandy and Patrick tonight.

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob take out the trash that isn’t Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10c The Krusty Plate

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs dragging the customers out because he wants to go home. It seems that he’s learned his lesson about keeping it open at night after Graveyard Shift and Fear of a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob is seemingly done with the dishes until Mr. Krabs pulls him back to the kitchen to show him the worst thing of all: a small stain on a plate.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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SpongeBob Season 8 Episode 21a Squiditis

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining that he’s working inside when it is so nice outside. Squidward should just ask Mr. Krabs for a break and blackmail him by threatening to tell the cops about his crimes. Then again, it wouldn’t work because the cops hate Squidward.

SpongeBob tries to cheer Squidward up by saying that being sick is worse because he would have to miss work. Wait, doesn’t that sound like the opposite of being worse for Squidward?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 13b The Cent of Money

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking Gary or rather Gary is walking SpongeBob. They bump into Mr. Krabs relaxing in his car at a run down free parking space. If that’s his idea of a day off, Mr. Krabs must be the cheapest crab ever as seen in Kracked Krabs.

Gary’s eye stalks are moving because apparently he can attract coins to him like a money magnet. Mr. Krabs predictably gets greedy and asks SpongeBob to bring Gary to work. Obi Wan has a bad feeling about this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8b SpongeBob vs, The Patty Gadget

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section. Another short review.

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The episode starts off with Patchy narrating what is going on in comical verse. SpongeBob is doing his usual work at the Krusty Krab when he hears a noise coming from his worst enemy: the patty gadget.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17a Krabby Land

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We start the episode off with Spongebob celebrating the first day of summer. He celebrates it the same way as Christmas by singing carols (Okay, I think he just does that so that he has an excuse to sing). Squidward could care less about summer (can’t blame him since he is miserable every five seconds). Mr. Krabs is also excited for summer because oceanfuls (no pun intended) of kids will be coming to his restaurant to buy krabby patties and give him boatloads of money. Sometimes I think that if Krabs didn’t establish the Krusty Krab, he would be criminal stealing money from everyone. Then, he’d marry it (not Cashina though) and have money-crab hybrids (if that’s even possible).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 11a Whale of a Birthday

Hi everyone. Since today is Father’s Day, I’m going to recap a Spongebob episode showing the most prominent father-daughter relationship in the show: Mr. Krabs and Pearl. I think Pearl is isn’t adopted because Mr. Krabs mentions her in Married to Money and refers to Cashina as his NEW wife.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Pearl listening to Boys Who Cry and fantasizing them singing for her birthday. She gets so caught up in her fantasy that she crashes down to the dining room. Boy bands, being the center of attention, and getting caught up in fantasies. Yeah, that’s a stereotypical teenage girl in a nutshell.

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