SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5b A Pal for Gary

Now to the second of season 7’s infamous blunders.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing Gary’s usual round of breakfast and getting ready for work. When he finishes that up and prepares to leave, he runs into Gary with a leash. Interpreting this as Gary wanting to go for a walk, SpongeBob politely refuses since Mr. Krabs will never allow for a day off.

When the young sponge leaves though, Gary reveals that he was simply using the leash to get his soda drinking hat and some chips to chill and watch some of that good ole TV western. Well, looks like SpongeBob’s fears of Gary being sad, alone, and miserable are false now, not that SpongeBob will ever know since Gary’s keeping it a secret like toys keeping their sentience a secret in Toy Story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 21b Shell Shocked

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up from another nightmare. Probably just read another scary story or saw another scary movie. That sponge is so easy to scare these days.

Just then, the young sponge hears a noise. Unlike before, SpongeBob actually decides to fight back and even arms himself with a military hat and a tennis racket. Well, I guess he has learned something from his previous insomnia nights.

Being the wimpy sponge that he is though, he predictably ends up tripping very clumsily down the stairs. This act of clumsiness will be important later on in the story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10b Grooming Gary

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up happy since today’s the Bikini Bottom Pet Show! After finding Gary (who has been dreading the day), SpongeBob goes over the check list from eye stalk reflexes to slime viscosity. When he gets to checking Gary’s undercarriage (the side of him facing the floor) though, Gary completely freaks out so that’s on hold for now.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3c Fungus Among Us

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The episode starts off with Gary waking up SpongeBob since he’s hungry. Geez, with the amount of times that SpongeBob’s forgotten to feed him, you’d think that Gary would’ve been trained to feed himself.

However, Gary’s not very happy with his snail food today since it’s the terrible tasting organic kind this time. Who makes that slop?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 13b Once Bitten

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The episode starts off with Squidward preparing for a day of relaxing in the sun. That is until he slips on Gary’s slime. Gary’s been spreading his slime all over Squidward’s front yard. I get the feeling that Gary’s doing this on purpose since he still hates Squidward for nearly starving him to death three seasons ago.

He sure knows how to keep a grudge.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 3 Have You Seen This Snail?

From this point on, aside from Friend or Foe, Atlantis SquarePantis, Truth or Square, and It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!, Patchy no longer appears the half hour episodes of the show anymore. Aww, I liked that guy.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob carrying a new bag of snail food for Gary back home when he runs into Patrick. Patrick tries to say something to him but by the time he remembers what he wanted to say, SpongeBob’s already left since he can’t carry a bag of snail food forever. I’m gonna assume that Patrick wanted to say hi to SpongeBob.

When he gets home, SpongeBob receives a package that he’s anticipated for so much that he leaves the snail food outside to check it out. Well, so much for Gary’s new food.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15b Suds

Hey y’all, reviews (except Scaredy Pants) will be coming out on either Saturday or Sunday so stay tuned for reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming about eating raining krabby patties. Must be set after everyone yelled at SpongeBob in the sister segment Sleepy Time and agreed to let bygones be bygones.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13b I Was Once a Teenage Gary

The reason why I’m reviewing this instead of The Chaperone is because I can’t find any GIFs from that or Employee of the Month so I’m trying to figure out how to compensate for that while Scaredy Pants is a review that I’ll be waiting until October 31st to release in honor of Halloween , so this was the next available episode with GIFs I could review. So let’s get onto the review.

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The episode starts off SpongeBob playing fetch with Gary for a whole night since he always throws the ball too far. It seems like SpongeBob’s strength just comes and goes. Anyway, Patrick comes by and reminds SpongeBob that they’re going to a Jellyfishing convention out of town. However, SpongeBob can’t go since he can’t get someone to take care of Gary and the convention won’t allow pets since Gary will just scratch everything. That’s when Squidward comes in.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9b Opposite Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waking Squidward up for his fake birthday. Their idea of a party however, is just lame party games that appeal to little kids like pin the tail on the donkey. After they leave, Squidward can’t take anymore of their tendency to ruin things, even though in many episodes his misery could be avoided if he ignored them, and decides to sell his house.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 7b Jellyfish Jam

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to capture a jellyfish so that he can get some jelly for his toast snack. After he accomplishes that, he decides to go home.  However, it appears that a jellyfish is being clingy cause it keeps following him until he decides to adopt him as a pet. That jellyfish just wants to mooch off SpongeBob somehow.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5b Home Sweet Pineapple

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The episode starts off with nematodes eating many things such as cars and coral. However, despite their shortness, they seem to have really big stomachs as they still feel hungry after eating those things. They stumble upon SpongeBob’s pineapple home and decide to eat it.

As they eat the pineapple, everything in the house starts shrinking much to SpongeBob’s dismay. He tries to get Squidward’s help but he refuses because he hates the little sponge and the phone shrinks before SpongeBob can call him again.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4b Boating School

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding his unicycle to boating school. He throws it away since he’s confident that he’ll pass this time. SpongeBob does the boating exam and he manages to do the written test correctly.  His driving exam on the other hand ends up as a disaster because he’s more nervous than Woody Allen and he floors the boat at the wrong places and inflates Mrs. Puff. Now we know how the inflation pictures got started.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13b Gary Takes a Bath

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying that its’ time for Gary’s bath. You can tell from the GIF that Gary doesn’t want a bath.

I think Gary doesn’t want to take a bath because snails are like cats and we all know that cats hate water. The underwater animal equivalents are as follows: snails/cats, worms/dogs, scallops/birds, seahorse/horse, and jellyfish/bees.

Gary refuses to move so SpongeBob decides to get him to take a bath “the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging” way.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 13b The Cent of Money

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking Gary or rather Gary is walking SpongeBob. They bump into Mr. Krabs relaxing in his car at a run down free parking space. If that’s his idea of a day off, Mr. Krabs must be the cheapest crab ever as seen in Kracked Krabs.

Gary’s eye stalks are moving because apparently he can attract coins to him like a money magnet. Mr. Krabs predictably gets greedy and asks SpongeBob to bring Gary to work. Obi Wan has a bad feeling about this.

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Spongbob Season 3 Episode 15a The Great Snail Race

It’s episodes like this that show that Seasons 1-3 weren’t completely perfect. I was going to review Gary Takes a Bath, but I couldn’t find any Gifs from that episode so I decided to go with this. I am also taking recap requests. Please submit recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying hi to everyone (most likely a nod to Something Smells).

Norton the mailman delivers a cage, with a snail named Snellie, to Squidward, He mispronounces Tentacles as Tennis balls. He’s probably intentionally mispronouncing Squidward’s last name because squids eat fish. That may be why everyone that isn’t a main character hates Squidward. His ancestors must have eaten their ancestors.

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