SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 7a The Curse of Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being bored out of their minds again so they decide to mess with Squidward’s house again as usual this time in his garden shed. Gee, I wonder what awaits them in there…

In there, the two idiots see a lawn mower that really fascinates them since they don’t use em (on an account that they don’t have grass like Squidward). Once Squidward catches them in there, he’s prepared to yell at them on the spot but when the idiots reveal that they wanted to play with his lawn mower, Squidward allows this since he knows that they will get hurt if they do use it in their idiocy.

Man, Squidward’s hatred for them has escalated from being annoyed by them but having standards to trying to send them to their deaths by idiocy.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!


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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 10b Ghost Host


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The episode starts off with the Flying Dutchman having a hard time navigating his ship through the fog. Crazy weather he’s been having huh.

Soon, the Flying Dutchman accidentally crashes his ship at a mountain. Well, now where’s he gonna stay.

When having to get his ship towed, the towing company (Roadside Assistance) asks where’s he’s staying until the ship’s fixed. Since SpongeBob’s the only guy he knows, he decides to crash at his place despite being annoyed by him the last time he saw him. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 16a Born Again Krabs


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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing while SpongeBob the workaholic is upset at ti as usual. What else is new?

However while crying over having to leave work, SpongeBob stumbles upon an old moldy krabby patty under the grill probably from the days from when Jim was the fry cook.

SpongeBob decides to the right thing and throw it away but an alarm ends up activating and picks the patty up.

Is nothing safe from the alarms in the Krusty Krab?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13a Shanghaied

Hooray, after so long I’m finally reviewing my all time favorite episode of SpongeBob, Shanghaied. This is gonna be one love letter to Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer, CH Greenblatt, and Merriwether Williams.

So sit tight and ready my review. By the way, I’m reviewing the original 22 minute version with three endings.

WARNING: May contain funny moments and memes. If you cannot handle memes then get out of here.

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The episode starts off with Patchy introducing the call in votes to decide the ending. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A multiple choice ending episode. How intriguing…

After fighting with Potty (I sometimes I think these two are a gay and inter-species couple) and getting shot out of a cannon, Patchy announces that voting will only start when the get to the point before the ending. If only I had seen the episode on March 9, 2001, I could’ve voted. Oh well, at least I can sit back and watch the real star of the show: SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.


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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17a Arrgh!


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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs complaining about the lack of customers again and the fact that he’ll get a rash if he doesn’t get money to make a money bath. Somehow I think that money is Mr. Krabs’ blood and without it, h’s dead. Heck The Lost Mattress even supports this.

Mr. Krabs eventually sees SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for customers or Patrick to start feeling hungry (whatever come first) and playing a game called Flying Dutchman Treasure Hunt which basically involves a treasure hunt.

Since apparently the joy of winning a fake treasure hunt is even better than customers giving money, Mr. Krabs decides to close early and throws out the one customer that comes which is the master of hurting his leg, Fred Fish.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11b Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

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The episode starts off with Squidward putting the finishing touches on a wax dummy of himself. Well, someone has to listen to Squidward complain and not be the viewers. Luckily, he manages to finish his wax dummy before SpongeBob and Patrick start making noises and being annoying. Their idiotic activity of the day is playing a really weird twisted version of chess.

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