SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4b Model Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the Krusty Krab as usual until he overhears Mr. Krabs on the phone. Being the nosy stalker he is (since he’s usually like this with Squidward), he decides to eavesdrop. When will he learn that this is a bad habit?

When SpongeBob hears the part where Mr. Krabs claims was going to “let the little guy go” that day, he completely panics since he’s practically married to the job now.

SpongeBob tries to find a loophole to this by using his size changing abilities to be taller than Squidward (Wow, he’d risk his own friend’s job to save his own) but that fails. Heck, when Squidward hears about Mr. Krabs allegedly planning to fire SpongeBob, he’s actually happy he won’t ever have to work with hims again. Jerk.

SpongeBob:

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 21b Shell Shocked

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up from another nightmare. Probably just read another scary story or saw another scary movie. That sponge is so easy to scare these days.

Just then, the young sponge hears a noise. Unlike before, SpongeBob actually decides to fight back and even arms himself with a military hat and a tennis racket. Well, I guess he has learned something from his previous insomnia nights.

Being the wimpy sponge that he is though, he predictably ends up tripping very clumsily down the stairs. This act of clumsiness will be important later on in the story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 12a Porous Pockets

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking around Jellyfish Fields (at least he’s getting some exercise) until he hears someone screaming and ends up getting scared. When he sees Patrick, SpongeBob assumes that he was the one making that noise but Patrick reveals that he was just imitating the scream and even proves that he can do a mean impersonation of SpongeBob.

Patrick ought to be a voice actor someday.

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that the scream came from a clam which is choking on something. SpongeBob tries to ease the clam’s pain with some bubble soap but Patrick has his own way of dealing with this by giving the clam the Heimlich maneuver.

When that doesn’t work and Patrick breaks his back, the idiot starfish is ready to call it quits. They need professional help to get that clam to stop choking.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10a The Slumber Party

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The episode starts off with Pearl telling Mr. Krabs to leave since she wants to have a slumber party without Mr. Krabs being involved in any way since he’s already caused enough trouble for her with the terrible birthday parties.

Mr. Krabs begs Pearl to let him at least stay in his room which she does agree to on the grounds that he doesn’t interfere at all. Well, Mr. Krabs sure can be over protective like a lot of parents are.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in Bikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read the Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2b Nautical Novice

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The episode starts off with Mrs. Puff lecturing her students about parking a boat but with the exception of note taking SpongeBob, everyone’s falling asleep. Geez, considering how SpongeBob’s generally the only student that’s in her class more than one semester, I get the feeling that everyone else knows how to drive and they just happened to get tickets for whatever reason.

When school’s over, everyone (except for SpongeBob) proceeds to run until Mrs. Puff stops them to remind them of their field trip to the boat museum.

Since he wants to impress Mrs. Puff (even though that’ll never happen) with his boating history smarts and now be known as a bad driver to her, SpongeBob decides read a boating history book and memorize it. SpongeBob actually reads all the 7,400 pages of the book all night just to show how dedicated he is. Well, there ought to be more students like SpongeBob. Or not considering how he’s sleep deprived.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2a Penny Foolish

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully attempting to use his expired coupons to get his groceries for free. Mr. Krabs sure knows how to spend as less money as possible.

Our main plot begins though when he sees SpongeBob outside dancing around and picking up what Mr. Krabs thinks is a penny. Mr. Krabs soon gets jealous that SpongeBob took what could’ve been his penny and even begins to hallucinate pennies all over the city. Dude, it’s just a penny. Plus, you can just take it out of SpongeBob’s tiny paycheck. He’s not like Squidward the complainer.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 19b SpongeHenge

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The episode starts off with a terrible wind blowing away a couple’s leftovers which proceed to fly into SpongeBob’s house and onto the poor sponge. Man, what kind of a wind storm is this? Is this Hurricane Sponge or something?

When trying to get the leftovers back to the couple though, SpongeBob discovers that when the extreme wind blows through his holes a sound comes out through them. SpongeBob proceeds to milk it for all it’s worth by playing himself over and over like some sort of an accordion. Well, at least one good thing is coming out of this extreme wind.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13b Pat No Pay

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs commenting on the lack of customers again since they’re in the middle of a customer drought.

Mr. Krabs’ prayers are soon answered though when Patrick comes in the Krusty Krab very hungry since he apparently forgot where the Krusty Krab was until now.

After verifying with Mr. Krabs that he can pay (I’m surprised Patrick has any money at all since he’s jobless and is too dumb to apply for welfare), Patrick proceeds to order a mountain of krabby patties and eats it all in under 10 seconds. If this were a contest, Patrick would sure win as proven true four seasons later.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10a A Flea in Her Dome

I’m back! I was in another country without WiFi during the hiatus but I did download some episodes and put them onto a flash drive so that I could review them. The next few reviews will be screencaps only since they were made with no WiFi initially and no WiFi means no Gifs.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob crying his eyes out again. Geez, what’s got him in such sad mood this early in the episode?

When Patrick arrives and tries to comfort him, SpongeBob reveals that he’s crying because Sandy’s been gone for two days at a science convention in Texas. I must note that SpongeBob actually mispronounces Texas as “Tayas” even though he learned about Texas back in season 1. I guess this takes place before that episode. That or SpongeBob just has a very bad memory.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7b Breath of Fresh Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick barging into Squidward’s room again (does he have no sense of security) at 3:47 in the morning just to watch the sunrise with him. Do they even know when the sun rises?

SpongeBob also reveals that he and Patrick come there every morning because they admire him that much. So, the beginning of Squid Wood wasn’t just an off day.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7a To Love A Patty

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob creating his amazing krabby patties as usual and being awesome at it. What else is new?

However when he’s finished with the patties, SpongeBob sees how pretty one of the krabby patties (which he can actually tell what their genders are) and falls in love. Seriously, is this our story?

How come this didn’t happen before?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19b Squid Wood

Now we have reached the end of season 4. Did it end strong like the first three season finales did?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sneaking into Squidward’s house as usual in the morning and annoying him. Is it me or is SpongeBob extra annoying today?

Throughout the day, SpongeBob proceeds to stalk Squidward everywhere from the garden to his paintings to a book to the bath asking him to play. Where the heck is Patrick when he needs him?

This is sure the first step into SpongeBob’s stalker phase.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4c Good Ol’ Whathisname

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs gathering SpongeBob and Squidward in his office. He reveals that if they call a customer by their name, they’ll be coming back since they’ll think that the employees are nice people.

Is this gonna be a reverse of the time where SpongeBob lost his name tag?

To encourage Squidward to care, Mr. Krabs holds a contest that whichever employee knows more names will get a vacation to a tropical getaway! Looks like Squidward’s gonna go crazy again over this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3b Waiting

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob shopping at Barg N Mart until he stumbles upon a cereal box with a prize. Since he has the mind of a 7 year old, SpongeBob immediately buys the cereal and goes home to eat it. You know kids and their prizes. It’s a shame cereal box prizes aren’t as common as they used to be.

However, when SpongeBob doesn’t get a prize in the cereal, he finds out that it was actually a free prize offer and if he can send in 99 box tops, he can get one. The things people do to get a quick buck.

SpongeBob initially thinks that he has to eat all 99 boxes of cereal (Oh boy, SpongeBob’s gonna be working off the debt for years) but Gary luckily points out that SpongeBob can just rip the box tops out without having the cereal. In that case, he could’ve just found ones from the trash instead of spending so much money on those cereal boxes.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 16a The Thing

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The episode starts off with Squidward carefully making sure that SpongeBob and Patrick aren’t outside and is actually surprised that they aren’t there for once. What are they doing now? Is this some kind of joke?

Since the idiot brothers aren’t there and he doesn’t want to waste time being paranoid again, Squidward decides to kick back and watch some Kelpy G on TV.

That is until he hears SpongeBob and Patrick doing their usual annoying shenanigans since they just got back from Sandy’s.

Squidward tries to tune them out by turning the TV volume up but since we need a plot, the idiot brothers decide to sneak into Squidward’s house to watch TV with him. Okay, are they really that bored?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 5b Funny Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking Squidward up for work and also joking about “another day, another dollar”. Squidward makes the mistake though of snarking “another nickel” which SpongeBob annoyingly laughs at since its sort of true. I must note that SpongeBob now squeaks when he laughs now.

SpongeBob continues to laugh at this joke on the way to work and there too.

Man, SpongeBob’s real easily impressed huh.

The excessive laughing really starts to drive Squidward nuts as it continues throughout the entire day. Man, I do really do feel sorry for him here.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4b Good Neighbors

Well, now we’ve reached the point where many fans have claimed the beginning of the end for SpongeBob  (until season 9). Let’s see if this is true.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick peacefully sleeping. That is until SpongeBob’s loud foghorn alarm clock wakes both himself and Squidward up. So begins the start of the end.

Squidward’s misery begins when SpongeBob barges into his room trying to make sure he doesn’t miss work. However, Squidward’s not impressed by this mainly cause of one thing …  the Krusty Krab isn’t open on Sundays!

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 13b The Cent of Money

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking Gary or rather Gary is walking SpongeBob. They bump into Mr. Krabs relaxing in his car at a run down free parking space. If that’s his idea of a day off, Mr. Krabs must be the cheapest crab ever as seen in Kracked Krabs.

Gary’s eye stalks are moving because apparently he can attract coins to him like a money magnet. Mr. Krabs predictably gets greedy and asks SpongeBob to bring Gary to work. Obi Wan has a bad feeling about this.

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