SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 7a The Curse of Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being bored out of their minds again so they decide to mess with Squidward’s house again as usual this time in his garden shed. Gee, I wonder what awaits them in there…

In there, the two idiots see a lawn mower that really fascinates them since they don’t use em (on an account that they don’t have grass like Squidward). Once Squidward catches them in there, he’s prepared to yell at them on the spot but when the idiots reveal that they wanted to play with his lawn mower, Squidward allows this since he knows that they will get hurt if they do use it in their idiocy.

Man, Squidward’s hatred for them has escalated from being annoyed by them but having standards to trying to send them to their deaths by idiocy.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3b The Inside Job

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The episode starts off with Plankton and Karen arguing as usual on how incompetent the former is at the formula stealing with Karen claiming Plankton should listen to her more often. Plankton refuses to back down from this argument and continues to claim that he’s a genius. Good thing they don’t have kids cause they would be seriously messed up by this.

When a father and son arrive, Plankton assumes that he’s not a failure like Karen says. It turns out though that the father only took his son there cause he’s touring the many dumps in Bikini Bottom and the Chum Bucket is one of them.

Wow being a failure is one thing, but to own a dump. How humiliating?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2a Growth Sprout

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting ready for bed after a long hard day of counting money and foiling Plankton’s schemes. Man, I would kill to be as successful as Mr. Krabs.

Things start to get a little crazy for Mr. Krabs though as something in his house begins to grow. Oh no, did one of Sandy’s experiments get loose again?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 11a Goo Goo Gas

Yeah, despite all the season 6 episodes that aired up to July 2009 and season 7 starting earlier on the same day this episode aired, you’d think this was in either seasons 6 or 7 but it’s actually a season 5 episode that Nick apparently forgot existed until 2009 when they aired it long after the rest of the season aired and this already aired in several other countries by then. Let’s see if season 5 can end off strong in this airing order.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty as usual this time disguising himself as a pepper shaker which Mr. Krabs foils as usual especially with how predictably the disguise was.

Okay, Plankton’s really running out of ideas for plans now. I wonder how close this is to the movie’s timeline?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1b I ♥ Dancing

Welcome to season 7 people! Like season 6, this is also a pretty divisive season that is less received than the ones before for various reasons. Can season 7 start on a good note?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward walking to work as usual. This time, SpongeBob wants to show Squidward his dance moves and with the help of his literal brain radio playing the Chum Bucket Rhumba track.

Despite this, Squidward disses SpongeBob’s dancing cause he refuses to think SpongeBob can be better than him at any thing.

SpongeBob:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25b Chum Caverns

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs kicking out two customers for not buying fries while also handcuffing Gus to the ordering boat until he buys a krabby patty.

The moneysexual crab even has SpongeBob make patties with two spatulas.

Geez, is Mr. Krabs really that obsessed with getting a quick buck to the point where he’s doing all this? He’s really losing it this season.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16a Squid’s Visit

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs trying to make small talk with Squidward but the grump ignores this as usual. Eh, that crab is better off trying his small talk with a friendly sponge anyway.

Squidward proceeds to get really annoyed though when SpongeBob tries to talk to him. He tries to ignore him until SpongeBob hints at offering to let Squidward come over to his place. Since the last time he stayed at the pineapple only ended in misery though, Squidward runs off. Well, he about to get a smaller paycheck with all this leaving work early shtick.

SpongeBob still doesn’t get the message though and he outright offers Squidward a chance to come over but the grumpy squid predictable refuses on the spot since he hates SpongeBob.

SpongeBob isn’t so proud of Squidward rejecting this offer though since the squid never technically visited him. So it’s from before the storm incident.

SpongeBob keeps on begging and crying for Squidward to visit his house but the grump just flat out ignores him even while he’s doing his activities for the rest of the day. As a little note, I see that despite his low salary and being considered a loser by everyone that isn’t SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward can apparently dine at a fancy restaurant. Maybe he ain’t that unlucky.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22b Single Cell Anniversary

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The episode starts off with Plankton coming back to the Chum Bucket after another line of failures in getting the formula. Eh, that’s living for Plankton.

Karen tries to cheer Plankton up by washing away his literal stench of failure. Isn’t it sweet how Karen still cares for the little organism even with all his annoying failures?

On a side note, it’s revealed that Plankton’s actually pink and that the green skin you see is just in a suit. That or he became pink with puberty but got a green body suit to look evil.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20b Toy Store of Doom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being as bored as heck. They’re so bored that they’re not even impressed by the toy chest toys.

Of course, it’s revealed that they’re actually in Squidward’s house. That would explain why they aren’t wowed by the toys.

Squidward predictably kicks them out but he allows them to keep his old toys as consolation.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14b Ditchin’

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick watching another episode of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV series this time being about MM and BB fighting Man Ray in an indestructible bubble.

The MM and BB episode ends with a commercial promoting their new book and that they’re gonna be doing a book signing the next day. Oh, if I got to meet Stan Lee before he died….

Those boys are lucky.

There’s just one problem though:

SpongeBob’s got boating school that day and we all know how much he values perfect attendance!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13a Krusty Krushers

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The episode starts off with Perch Perkins reporting a wrestling tournament being held in Bikini Bottom and that the prize for winning is 1 million dollars! Predictably, Mr. Krabs is ecstatic at the news and prepares to face off there. However, he quickly gets scared though when he sees the two main champions (one of which is known as Jim and I’ll refer to the purple one as Tim) mop the floor with all the other competitors.

I must note that the beaten up competitors are essentially all the tough guys that have appeared on the show up to now. Jim and Tim really mean serious business.

Fun fact: this is the first time “My leg!” is heard since season 2’s No Free Rides.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10b Grooming Gary

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up happy since today’s the Bikini Bottom Pet Show! After finding Gary (who has been dreading the day), SpongeBob goes over the check list from eye stalk reflexes to slime viscosity. When he gets to checking Gary’s undercarriage (the side of him facing the floor) though, Gary completely freaks out so that’s on hold for now.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 8a Patty Caper

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob to his office for something very secret. Today, they’ve run out of the krabby patty secret ingredient. I still think the secret ingredient is love.

Mr. Krabs entrusts SpongeBob to get the secret ingredient from the delivery truck coming soon and without flaws too. Wow, he must trust SpongeBob a lot. Then again, Squidward’s not very loyal so SpongeBob doesn’t have any competition.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 6a A Life in A Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick relaxing at Goo Lagoon and taking it easy. That is until Larry comes by in his motorcycle doing several stunts on it.

Heck, he even shoots a basket while he slowly falls on his motorcycle with his hang glider.

As the beach goers would say: “He’s amazing”.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 16 Pest of the West

At this point, there are only three episodes left in season 5 which were more or less scattered throughout 2008-2009 with all those season 6 episodes so it’ll be a while before season 5’s done.

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The episode starts off with Patrick barging into the Krusty Krab screaming about mollusks coming and scaring the customers and SpongeBob. Where’s Mr. Krabs to curb Patrick’s disruptiveness?

Patrick reveals that he was actually honoring his ancestor, Patrick Revere who warned everyone about the impeding mollusk attack simillar to how Paul Revere said “The British are coming”. I wonder if the mollusks liked taxes too?

Patrick’s still impressed with what Patrick Revere did even though no one listened on account of Patrick’s family being too stupid to be taken seriously.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Spongicus

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The episode starts off SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs witnessing Plankton with a wrecking ball and panic at that sight since they think that Plankton’s going to destroy the Krusty Krab. Well, I’m surprised Plankton didn’t think if it sooner. Then again, maybe he tried once and got arrested for it.

However, it turns out that Plankton actually destroyed the Chum Bucket. The reason is because he’s now going for another angle of having a Chum collesium showing a gladiator fight Roman style. The only thing that makes the customers motivated to care though is when he mentions it being free! Free always draws them in.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Suction Cup Symphony

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob mistaking Squidward’s awful clarinet playing as him being in gastronomical distress and sees two construction workers out there. Since he’s determined to keep Squidward from being embarrassed (not that he’ll care in the long run), SpongeBob tries to distract them. Well, Squidward’s that bad.

When Squidward peeps his head out the window to yell at SpongeBob again though, he realizes that the construction workers are putting up a sign advertising the Bikini Bottom Symphonic Orchestra’s need for original compositions. Well, Squidward’s in since he thinks he’s a musical genius. Considering Band Geeks, he’s not wrong. He’d be better if he just ditched the clarinet.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4a Not Normal

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up to hear SpongeBob being annoying again and running all over his house. Man, SpongeBob has no limits at this point. Even he had limits in the earlier seasons.

Being fed up with SpongeBob being so increasingly obnoxious for six seasons, Squidward outright calls him not normal and wants him to act that way. SpongeBob surprisingly takes this to heart and decides to ask Squidward how to act normal but since he’s in no mood to deal with SpongeBob, he just kicks him out of his house. So much for Squidward being helpful.

He’s all talk but no show.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 20a Banned in Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob singing about how much he loves krabby patties which annoys Squidward just like SpongeBob’s other songs do. I wonder why Squidward bothers at the Krusty Krab when there are other jobs he can do with no resume.

Soon, a bunch of old ladies show up and are known as the United Organization of Fish Against Things That Are Fun and Delicious (what a long name and a killjoy). Their leader decides to order them some krabby patties only cause they’re hungry though that doesn’t stop them from viewing the Krusty Krab is disgusting and uncivilized. Mr. Krabs initially convinces them that they’re not as uncivilized as they appear to be with a gentleman greeting.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 19a The Two Faces of Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick annoying Squidward again this time by singing a song called “Squidward Had a Krabby Patty” which is essentially like Mary Had a Little Lamb but with Squidward and a krabby patty. To make things worse for Squidward, this is all happening in work (how Mr. Krabs approved this is beyond me) and the customers are waiting for their krabby patties.

After failing to get them to stop singing, Squidward attempts to go in the kitchen to confront them (aka beat them up) but before he can do that, SpongeBob accidentally hits Squidward’s face when opening the kitchen door and singing resulting in his face being broken. Man, is there no end to Squidward’s misery?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 17a 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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The episode starts off with a shot of the jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. I must add that the shot of the jellyfish is taken directly from season 1! Seriously, the difference between season 1 and season 5’s animations are too obvious to point out. Were the animators and/or editors that lazy?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15b To Save a Squirrel

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick running away from something eventually running into Sandy who is fixing her truck. Sandy finds out from them that those two ran into a savage beast that wants to eat them. What did those two do now?!

When Sandy sees the so called man eating beast though, it turns out to be a harmless cricket that escaped from land (probably came from a science lab) which Sandy sends back to the surface with a bubble. Well, considering that those two were scared by Sandy’s butterfly three seasons ago, I can see how they’re scared of a cricket.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14a Blackened Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding across town in his seahorse (probably Mystery) and has become ripped for some reason. Either that sponge took steroids or those are just water muscles.

Eventually, a woman tied to the train tracks calls for SpongeBob MusclePants’ help. Ah, the old train tracks cliché. The villain of the story this time is none other than Jack M Crazyfish! I get the feeling that the M stands for Mad considering the last name and all.

Jack and SpongeBob decide battle this out by men: by playing rock paper scissors. That was anti climactic and we’re not even two minutes in!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13c BlackJack

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob going through the mail until he eventually stumbles upon a mysterious one.

It turns out to be from his cousin Black Jack (sounds like a slight homage to Jack Black) with the words in the letter being from old magazines since he can’t spell. Black Jack reveals that he’s out of prison and is visiting SpongeBob’s parents and also wants to wrestle with SpongeBob there.

From how the letter’s written, it sounds like Black Jack parentnapped SpongeBob’s parents and is threatening to do something bad to them if SpongeBob doesn’t wrestle him.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13a Picture Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing himself up for Picture Day at boating school (okay, I question if this is even a driving class or a regular high school). He proceeds to get his usual look on by painting on his sock lines and his own pants as well as using a white crayon to whiten his teeth. SpongeBob’s really taking liberties with the visual gag humor today ain’t he?

Heck, SpongeBob even tries on a wig that he ends up shaving anyway. That’s a waste of a perfectly good wig ain’t it?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8c Slimy Dancing

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The episode starts off with Squidward finishing up his new trophy case. As for why he actually made one, it’s because he thinks that he’ll easily win the dance competition since he’s worked so hard from doing dance classes, getting his legs squeezed by a bodybuilder trainer, and body waxing.

Well, I’d like to see how Squidward becomes rejected this time.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 5a New Digs

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed as usual. However, SpongeBob’s having trouble falling asleep this time so he tries to run around and tire himself out but that doesn’t help. SpongeBob’s insomniac problems are so gonna come back to haunt him in three seasons.

Since running around didn’t work, SpongeBob decides to just have a warm glass of snail milk which actually does work and knocks him out cold. Okay, so he ain’t an insomniac yet.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9a The Krusty Sponge

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The episode starts off with Squidward taking orders as usual. However, SpongeBob’s surprisingly falling behind on his orders. I still wonder how an angry mob hasn’t formed yet.

SpongeBob’s just in the kitchen standing and doing as Mr. Krabs calls, the thousand yard stare! What could’ve possibly shocked him today? Did his mother die or something? Okay, sorry for that distasteful comment.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 18b Best Frenemies

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs being upset over the profits going down again. The biker gang theme cost him a lot of money.

To make things worse, he sees the customers taking in their own kelp shakes instead of buying drinks from the Krusty Krab. Okay, so that explains why profits are down.

Heck, even SpongeBob’s drinking those kelp shakes too. So much for 100% loyal.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9b Sing A Song of Patrick

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The episode starts off with Patrick eating a very funny comic he was reading since he thinks that funny equals tasty. When SpongeBob arrives with a fat stack of comic books, Patrick accidentally burps out a page of the comic he ate.

That page contains an ad about a contest for submitting a poem and $100 and it’ll be a hit. That’s it? It ain’t even a contest.

SpongeBob’s wallet containing a $100 bill falls out which inspires Patrick to enter the poem contest and become a hit in something other than idiocy.

Patrick decides to steal SpongeBob’s money to find his poem hit. Well, SpongeBob may be broke but we have a new poem in the making now.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3a Rise And Shine

And now we’re on season 5. This season, there would be some episodes with the similar structure to the first episode which is one 7 minute episode, one 4 minute episode, and one 11 minute episode.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob’s alarm clock waking him up as usual. The vibrations are to intense here though that even his pajamas come off.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20b The Gift of Gum

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It’s National Best Friend’s Day (an actual holiday) and SpongeBob and Patrick are celebrating it by giving each other gifts. Patrick gives SpongeBob a big wad of chewed gum which has several things stuck to it.

Since he doesn’t want to hurt Patrick’s feelings, SpongeBob fake cries and claims that Patrick’s gift is way better than is gift of a servant robot (probably made by Sandy). Patrick really likes the gift though since it can give him pastries and gives a farewell to his gum wad Gummy.

It is also shown that it contains water (or saliva). Gross.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 17a Driven To Tears

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing for his driving test with Patrick coming along for moral support. However Patrick accidentally eats SpongeBob’s notes. Big deal, SpongeBob would’ve failed anyway.

SpongeBob initially decides to give up but feeling guilty about eating his notes, Patrick gives him a pep talk that SpongeBob’s a winner and has done many things such as win against King Neptune and outwit the Tattletale Strangler. Okay, the latter wasn’t mentioned but it would be cool if it was.

Even with the pep talk though, SpongeBob still fails his driving test since rousing speeches only work on getting a job at the Krusty Krab.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14b Wigstruck

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The episode starts off with Ned showing off his new fancy 1700s style white wig to his band mates (aka the Needlefish). Since the wig’s so hopelessly out of date, they proceed to make fun of him and play hot potato with it. I seriously wonder how Ned even became the leader considering how disrespected he is right now.

Soon, they accidentally toss his wig out the window and into the wind. Well, he can always find another wig.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14a Bummer Vacation

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs upset once again. This time, he’s received a letter from the Fry Cook’s Union that SpongeBob’s accumulated too much vacation time that he’s required to take one or else Mr. Krabs has to pay a fee. Well, have a nice day off SpongeBob since you know Mr. Krabs hates spending money.

Despite being a workaholic being forced to take a day off, SpongeBob takes this well and goes home. However, SpongeBob somehow thinks a vacation is just repeating his morning routine and going back to work. I knew there was a catch to him accepting it so easily.

SpongeBob’s horrified learning what an actual vacation is after Mr. Krabs tells him what it is. He rightfully points out who will make the krabby patties since Squidward and Mr. Krabs are terrible at being fry cooks.

Mr. Krabs has already prepared for that though and has gotten honorary member Patrick to fill in as an unpaid intern. Oh no, Patrick’s gonna be even worse than Squidward and Mr. Krabs at this rate.

After giving SpongeBob’s hat and spatula to Patrick, Mr. Krabs makes him leave even though SpongeBob should at least train Patrick considering that he thought the spatula was a backscratcher (which is a health violation I might add).

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 15a Squidtastic Voyage

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick dancing to some really loud music. Squidward’s annoyed by this as per usual and decides to tell SpongeBob to stop by playing his awful clarinet music. However, SpongeBob’s also doing the whirlpool move which is making him spin out of control everywhere and soon crashes into Squidward’s house and accidentally makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. Well, Squidward’s now stuck hearing his awful clarinet music everytime he talks. Talk about butt monkey days.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 13b Once Bitten

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The episode starts off with Squidward preparing for a day of relaxing in the sun. That is until he slips on Gary’s slime. Gary’s been spreading his slime all over Squidward’s front yard. I get the feeling that Gary’s doing this on purpose since he still hates Squidward for nearly starving him to death three seasons ago.

He sure knows how to keep a grudge.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 10b Ghost Host

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The episode starts off with the Flying Dutchman having a hard time navigating his ship through the fog. Crazy weather he’s been having huh.

Soon, the Flying Dutchman accidentally crashes his ship at a mountain. Well, now where’s he gonna stay.

When having to get his ship towed, the towing company (Roadside Assistance) asks where’s he’s staying until the ship’s fixed. Since SpongeBob’s the only guy he knows, he decides to crash at his place despite being annoyed by him the last time he saw him. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 9b Mrs. Puff You’re Fired

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The episode starts off with Mr. Fitz (the superintendent) discussing on whether or not he should renew Mrs. Puff’s teaching license considering that there have been a ton of failed tests courtesy of SpongeBob BadDriverPants. I knew all those failed tests would take a toll on Mrs. Puff’s teaching career.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 8b SquidBob TentaclePants

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The episode starts off with Squidward being woken from a dream that involved several women swarming him for his music. The day that happens is the day SpongeBob hates Squidward.

When walking to work, Squidward’s surprisingly not as annoyed by SpongeBob as usual since he has a clarinet recital tomorrow night. How the heck does an awful clarinet player like him even get a recital? I get the feeling that someone else planned to perform but couldn’t show up for whatever reason and since they didn’t want to disappoint the townspeople, they hired the cheapest performer to perform which happened to be Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 11 Party Pooper Pants

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The episode starts off with the French narrator introducing us to Patchy and Potty who are hosting a party.

The crazy pirate even sent an invitation to SpongeBob. However since reality decided to kick in, SpongeBob can’t read it so he ends up burning it. Patchy’s so gonna be in a mental asylum at this rate.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3b The Bully

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob annoying the heck out of his boating school classmates by trying to see where the pencils go. Well, I would say that the class is basically Squidward but considering that they seem pretty apathetic in class generally, they’re just cynical teens/adults.

Mrs. Puff finally arrives and introduces the class to their newest student, Flats the Flounder.

Everyone puts on their literal happy faces since they’re too cynical to care.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6a Grandma’s Kisses

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob fantasizing over visiting his own grandma and how the cookies she makes, her sweaters made from love, and a story. Aww, for all his attempts at being mature throughout the series, he really does love his grandma.

I think that SpongeBob visits her very frequently because her husband is dead and he wants to keep her company since she’s now a widow. Which makes it all the more sweet and sad.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16b The Paper

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The episode starts off with Squidward relaxing while chewing gum. Of course, SpongeBob bugs and asks if he can keep the gum wrapper (presumably to know how much of agood friend he thinks Squidward is).

Squidward decides to just let SpongeBob keep the gum wrapper to get him to stop annoying him even though that will never happen.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13b I Was Once a Teenage Gary

The reason why I’m reviewing this instead of The Chaperone is because I can’t find any GIFs from that or Employee of the Month so I’m trying to figure out how to compensate for that while Scaredy Pants is a review that I’ll be waiting until October 31st to release in honor of Halloween , so this was the next available episode with GIFs I could review. So let’s get onto the review.

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The episode starts off SpongeBob playing fetch with Gary for a whole night since he always throws the ball too far. It seems like SpongeBob’s strength just comes and goes. Anyway, Patrick comes by and reminds SpongeBob that they’re going to a Jellyfishing convention out of town. However, SpongeBob can’t go since he can’t get someone to take care of Gary and the convention won’t allow pets since Gary will just scratch everything. That’s when Squidward comes in.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10c The Krusty Plate

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs dragging the customers out because he wants to go home. It seems that he’s learned his lesson about keeping it open at night after Graveyard Shift and Fear of a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob is seemingly done with the dishes until Mr. Krabs pulls him back to the kitchen to show him the worst thing of all: a small stain on a plate.

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SpongeBob Season 8 Episode 21a Squiditis

I’m taking recap requests in the FAQ section in the comments box.

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining that he’s working inside when it is so nice outside. Squidward should just ask Mr. Krabs for a break and blackmail him by threatening to tell the cops about his crimes. Then again, it wouldn’t work because the cops hate Squidward.

SpongeBob tries to cheer Squidward up by saying that being sick is worse because he would have to miss work. Wait, doesn’t that sound like the opposite of being worse for Squidward?

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Spongbob Season 3 Episode 15a The Great Snail Race

It’s episodes like this that show that Seasons 1-3 weren’t completely perfect. I was going to review Gary Takes a Bath, but I couldn’t find any Gifs from that episode so I decided to go with this. I am also taking recap requests. Please submit recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying hi to everyone (most likely a nod to Something Smells).

Norton the mailman delivers a cage, with a snail named Snellie, to Squidward, He mispronounces Tentacles as Tennis balls. He’s probably intentionally mispronouncing Squidward’s last name because squids eat fish. That may be why everyone that isn’t a main character hates Squidward. His ancestors must have eaten their ancestors.

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 11a Whale of a Birthday

Hi everyone. Since today is Father’s Day, I’m going to recap a Spongebob episode showing the most prominent father-daughter relationship in the show: Mr. Krabs and Pearl. I think Pearl is isn’t adopted because Mr. Krabs mentions her in Married to Money and refers to Cashina as his NEW wife.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Pearl listening to Boys Who Cry and fantasizing them singing for her birthday. She gets so caught up in her fantasy that she crashes down to the dining room. Boy bands, being the center of attention, and getting caught up in fantasies. Yeah, that’s a stereotypical teenage girl in a nutshell.

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