SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 7a The Curse of Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being bored out of their minds again so they decide to mess with Squidward’s house again as usual this time in his garden shed. Gee, I wonder what awaits them in there…

In there, the two idiots see a lawn mower that really fascinates them since they don’t use em (on an account that they don’t have grass like Squidward). Once Squidward catches them in there, he’s prepared to yell at them on the spot but when the idiots reveal that they wanted to play with his lawn mower, Squidward allows this since he knows that they will get hurt if they do use it in their idiocy.

Man, Squidward’s hatred for them has escalated from being annoyed by them but having standards to trying to send them to their deaths by idiocy.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3b The Inside Job

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The episode starts off with Plankton and Karen arguing as usual on how incompetent the former is at the formula stealing with Karen claiming Plankton should listen to her more often. Plankton refuses to back down from this argument and continues to claim that he’s a genius. Good thing they don’t have kids cause they would be seriously messed up by this.

When a father and son arrive, Plankton assumes that he’s not a failure like Karen says. It turns out though that the father only took his son there cause he’s touring the many dumps in Bikini Bottom and the Chum Bucket is one of them.

Wow being a failure is one thing, but to own a dump. How humiliating?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2a Growth Sprout

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting ready for bed after a long hard day of counting money and foiling Plankton’s schemes. Man, I would kill to be as successful as Mr. Krabs.

Things start to get a little crazy for Mr. Krabs though as something in his house begins to grow. Oh no, did one of Sandy’s experiments get loose again?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1b I ♥ Dancing

Welcome to season 7 people! Like season 6, this is also a pretty divisive season that is less received than the ones before for various reasons. Can season 7 start on a good note?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward walking to work as usual. This time, SpongeBob wants to show Squidward his dance moves and with the help of his literal brain radio playing the Chum Bucket Rhumba track.

Despite this, Squidward disses SpongeBob’s dancing cause he refuses to think SpongeBob can be better than him at any thing.


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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16a Squid’s Visit

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs trying to make small talk with Squidward but the grump ignores this as usual. Eh, that crab is better off trying his small talk with a friendly sponge anyway.

Squidward proceeds to get really annoyed though when SpongeBob tries to talk to him. He tries to ignore him until SpongeBob hints at offering to let Squidward come over to his place. Since the last time he stayed at the pineapple only ended in misery though, Squidward runs off. Well, he about to get a smaller paycheck with all this leaving work early shtick.

SpongeBob still doesn’t get the message though and he outright offers Squidward a chance to come over but the grumpy squid predictable refuses on the spot since he hates SpongeBob.

SpongeBob isn’t so proud of Squidward rejecting this offer though since the squid never technically visited him. So it’s from before the storm incident.

SpongeBob keeps on begging and crying for Squidward to visit his house but the grump just flat out ignores him even while he’s doing his activities for the rest of the day. As a little note, I see that despite his low salary and being considered a loser by everyone that isn’t SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward can apparently dine at a fancy restaurant. Maybe he ain’t that unlucky.

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