SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in┬áBikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read┬áthe Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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