SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5a Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful

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The episode starts off with Squidward being in a good mood to the point where he decides to take a walk around town. Heck, not even SpongeBob’s presence in greeting him can deter his bad mood. Man, did Squidward get his music accepted or something?

However, the universe will always find a way to make Squidward upset and it does so by putting some gum in his path where his good mood is soured by the old gum on the foot trick.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5b A Pal for Gary

Now to the second of season 7’s infamous blunders.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing Gary’s usual round of breakfast and getting ready for work. When he finishes that up and prepares to leave, he runs into Gary with a leash. Interpreting this as Gary wanting to go for a walk, SpongeBob politely refuses since Mr. Krabs will never allow for a day off.

When the young sponge leaves though, Gary reveals that he was simply using the leash to get his soda drinking hat and some chips to chill and watch some of that good ole TV western. Well, looks like SpongeBob’s fears of Gary being sad, alone, and miserable are false now, not that SpongeBob will ever know since Gary’s keeping it a secret like toys keeping their sentience a secret in Toy Story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25a Pineapple Fever

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing to go jellyfishing as part of their usual Sunday morning routine. Before they do so though, Patrick uncharacteristically suggests they check the weather report before going willy nilly into Jellyfish Fields.

Okay, did Patrick wake up on another side of the bed today cause that’s rather wise of him

When they check the weather report, it’s revealed that a horrible storm is coming so Patrick just saved them from suffering from a storm far away from home.

And now that we got that wise Patrick comment out of the way, our main plot starts.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 18a Pets or Pests

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick playing a classic game of leap frog. However, SpongeBob’s unable to withstand Patrick’s weight and they both end up rolling down a hill onto a nest.

Those two really need to get insurance cause from the rate they’re going, they ain’t gonna last when they become senior citizens.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5b Slide Whistle Stooges

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The episode starts off with Squidward doing his morning routine as usual. However, he begins to hear some odd sounds coming everytime he moves. Okay, what are the idiot neighbors up to now?

Of course, SpongeBob and Patrick are at it again. This time, they’re playing with slide whistles. When Squidward wonders how those things could be fun, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to show him by appearing in various areas of his house using slide whistles to indicate their movement.

Yeah, this episode doesn’t give me much snark at til the end so don’t expect a lot of my usual snark til then.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17a Shuffleboarding

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watching some TV like the semi-retired heroes they are. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally scare them when trying to surprise them.

Being the senile guy e is, Mermaid Man throws his legendary boomerang at them (mistaking them for supervillains). Luckily, SpongeBob manages to catch it before it goes out of hand.

When he tries to give it back to the old duo, he foolishly throws it at them but it ends up coming back to him instead. Dude if you knew how those things worked, you’d have tossed it the other way. All his attempts to give the boomerang do is continually hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Eventually, SpongeBob doesn’t catch it and now there’s a boomerang loose in the retirement home! Poor old folks, getting closer to the grim reaper cause of one idiot.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14a Dear Vikings

My first review in a while (also RIP Stephen Hillenburg).

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to engage in a conversation with Mr. Krabs (probably since he’s been getting amoral lately).

Mr. Krabs reveals that he’s introducing a new promotion (aka gimmick) to the Krusty Krab to boost business again. This time its new beverage cups (in regular, large, and the new viking size). I knew it wouldn’t be that impressive. Mr. Krabs is too cheap to do anything that fancy.

SpongeBob points out all the cups are the same size but Mr. Krabs don’t care since he’s that cheap. Eh, the townspeople in Bikini Bottom are idiots anyway. They won’t care.

Anyone who does have the viking cup gets to try on a viking helmet (a very crudely made one at that)!

All this talk about vikings gets SpongeBob curious on what they are. When Mr. Krabs fails to stop SpongeBob’s questions on vikings with vague answers, he dumps him off to Squidward. I feel ya Mr. Krabs.

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