SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trying to order a krabby patty. Key emphasis being try since MM can’t decide what he wants and ends up holding up a line that’s now extending outside the Krusty Krab. I’m surprised Mr. Krabs and Squidward haven’t gone insane.

SpongeBob eventually helps out by suggesting that MM get a krabby patty. So you’d think that’s all right?

Wrong!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 11 Party Pooper Pants

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The episode starts off with the French narrator introducing us to Patchy and Potty who are hosting a party.

The crazy pirate even sent an invitation to SpongeBob. However since reality decided to kick in, SpongeBob can’t read it so he ends up burning it. Patchy’s so gonna be in a mental asylum at this rate.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10b Krusty Krab Training Video

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Our episode (or documentary here) starts off with the narrator (that’s not the French one) talking about how many graphs (not giraffes) prove that that we are working for the one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom called the Krusty Krab! I really like this guy. It feels like he really gets the feel of the show and just rolls with it.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 10a Wet Painters

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick goofing off at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs rightfully asks them why they’re doing such stupid things. It turns out that Squidward convinced them that hurting themselves would attract customers.

Oh Squidward, when are you ever gonna learn that manipulating the idiot brothers will never work in your favor.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 9b Rock – a – Bye Bivalve

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick playing with rubber bands as if they were some kind of toy. It’s so sweet how they can have fun with just about anything from a small shell to a box.

After they finish their fun, the idiot brothers decide to part ways and go home but they end up hearing a chirping that’s coming from an adorable baby scallop. Aww, so cute.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 1a The Algae’s Always Greener

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The episode starts off with Plankton attempting to steal a krabby patty again but this time, he’d hiding in Old Man Jenkins’ ketchup bottle so that he can sneak the krabby patty away.

However since Old Man Jenkins is blind, he accidentally shoots Plankton into Mr. Krabs’ office who proceeds to brag over how terrible the little guy is at stealing a krabby patty and/or the formula before throws Plankton to the Chum Bucket again.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8b Squilliam Returns

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The episode starts off with Squidward on his lunch break while dreaming of making a name of himself. The day that happens is the day Patrick becomes smart.

Soon, Squidward stumbles upon Squilliam (who seems to have recovered from his heart attack.).

Since he doesn’t want Squilliam to know he works at the Krusty Krab, Squidward tries to toss out his hat but Squilliam still sees him any way and proceeds to brag about how he’s better than Squidward.

Squidward attempts to think of something he can brag about to Squilliam while trying to picture him in his underwear just to make it easier but Squilliam’s even more handsome on his underwear.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 8a No Weenies Allowed

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy at the beach. Sandy points out that SpongeBob’s not even wearing his bathing suit even though she’s still wearing her suit (don’t worry she wears a bikini. I’m not a pervert).

SpongeBob decides to use this as an opportunity to sneak up on Sandy after he changes into his karate gear with the element of surprise on his side. However, Sandy figures out his little trick and the two soon engage in another one of their little karate fights. It’s pretty sweet to see those two doing karate together in a strange minds think alike sort of way.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7b Can You Spare a Dime?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward still being at work since the rule book says that Mr. Krabs must count all the profits before they leave and that he has the right to be as unfair as he pleases. Well, now we know why SpongeBob and Squidward are usually the only employees at the Krusty Krab.

However, our main story begins when Mr. Krabs notices that his first dime is gone! Well, why’d he keep it in the cash register instead of his safe.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 7a As Seen on TV

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs walking his worm while going to the Krusty Krab to check up on how the commercial’s production is doing but it turns out that Squidward’s got a ton of stuff for the commercial. How all of that can even fit in a 1-4 minute commercial is beyond me.

That looks more like a movie based on the Krusty Krab which I’d honestly see just for how over the top it is.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19a Fools in April

Happy April Fools Day y’all. Let’s see how SpongeBob celebrates his April Fools.

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Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Neptune’s Spatula from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob announcing to Gary that they’re moving and becoming peasants that only eat clam shells much to Gary’s chagrin. Luckily, it turns out that SpongeBob was just pranking Gary.

SpongeBob then pranks himself by pouring a big pitcher’s worth of lemonade into several cups and tricks himself into thinking he was gonna actually drink them. SpongeBob’s the best prankster around. His pranks are effective and funny in a way that even the victim can also laugh.

Meanwhile, Squidward questions why SpongeBob’s happier than usual when he realizes that it’s April Fools Day (aka SpongeBob’s favorite holiday).

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 4b Idiot Box

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for their package to arrive. After a brief gag with Patrick’s glasses,

, the package finally arrives which means that they have to do a dance they always do whenever a package arrives. I don’t know why but for some reason, I always loved the music playing the background here. It’s just so catchy.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 6b One Krabs Trash

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The episode begins with Mr. Krabs preparing his next get rich quick scheme since the Krusty Krab is still not getting profits, a yard sale.

Rather than sell anything he owns though, he simply uses everything in the trash as the selling stuff and simply uses a spray can to make the bad smell go away. Mr. Krabs is so cheap that he can’t even part with anything he still owns and has to scour trash cans for things to sell.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 6a Snowball Effect

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator explaining how it can snow in Bikini Bottom: some stray block of ice floats over Bikini Bottom. Yep, that’s it. At least the show can explain its’ own nonsensical logic.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is having fun in the snow. Well, considering how we ourselves are like during snow days, this is very relatable. No work, no school, no education!

Plankton tries to use the power of snow to rule the world and steal the formula, but it goes about as well as you’d expect:

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 14b Frankendoodle

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The episode starts off with Doug Lawrence trying to draw some pictures on a boat presumably since he’s a workaholic storyboard artist (at least in the episode). However, he ends up drawing way too hard and ends up losing his pencil underwater. As the French Narrator puts it best, he should really have some spare pencils.

Dang, Doug Lawrence is one crazy comic! He really should do more acting outside of SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 5b Doing Time

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob proving for the billionth time why he should never drive since this time he managed to get the cops involved. Yeesh, how is SpongeBob still in boating school?

Mrs. Puff ends up asking herself the same thing I was asking and it turns out that the reason why SpongeBob’s still in boating school despite his failed driving tests is because she made an oaith to never give up on her students as long as they want to learn when she started the boating school. Well, at least we know why SpongeBob’s still in boating school.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 5a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy arriving at the Krusty Krab for their usual patrolling lunch break. I’m surprised that no one wanted their autograph. Then again, they haven’t exactly done anything heroic in years.

MM and BB try to order their meals with BB getting a kiddie meal (something that will be more important in a later episode). However, MM apparently so senile that now he doesn’t know what money is since he tries to pay using a bolt.

BB tries to get a discount on the meal since they’re superheroes but Squidward refuses since he’s too apathetic to care. After getting into an argument and butting noses, BB angrily pays for the meal. Wow, who knew that the only two cynical big nosed people in Bikini Bottom argued?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 20a Squid on Strike

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calculating the profits and finds out that they’ve decreased by $3. Okay compared to the other times where the profits have gone dry, this is nothing.

However since Mr. Krabs can’t stand to lose even a penny, he decides to run a tighter ship. Oh no, SpongeBob and Squidward are so doomed.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to yell at SpongeBob and Squidward just for getting dressed at work and breathing.

Money is the root of all evil I tell you!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3b The Bully

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob annoying the heck out of his boating school classmates by trying to see where the pencils go. Well, I would say that the class is basically Squidward but considering that they seem pretty apathetic in class generally, they’re just cynical teens/adults.

Mrs. Puff finally arrives and introduces the class to their newest student, Flats the Flounder.

Everyone puts on their literal happy faces since they’re too cynical to care.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 3a Just One Bite

I will be reviewing several season 3 episodes while I’m on season 2 since that’s how both seasons were aired and I’m doing the recaps in airing order.

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The episode starts off with Squidward giving Harold his deep fried krabby patty on a stick. Harold’s really gonna have to go to the gym that shave off all those pounds.

Squidward proceeds to snark at how everyone’s eating krabby patties and that he considers them disgusting.

SpongeBob overhears this and assumes that Squidward’s just joking. Oh SpongeBob you poor sap.

Squidward insists that he hates krabby patties but SpongeBob and the customers think it’s because he never tasted one. I thought he had a lot of them back in Your Shoe’s Untied. Then again, there’s a difference between swallowing and tasting.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19b The Fry Cook Games

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The episode starts off with Johnny Elaine (the talking realistic fishead that appears in the intro) introducing us to the Fry Cook Games (activities that involve food and exercise in some weird combos).

He also mentions the real competition which is between Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Well, there had to be a point where there was a live competition (20 years at that) between those two all over the formula. I’m surprised Plankton didn’t try to use the event to gamble for the secret formula.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 19a Jellyfish Hunter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob catching some jellyfish and naming them like calling his twelfth jellyfish Twelvy. Aww, SpongeBob’s so sweet.

He even manages to extract some jelly from Twelvy by simply ticking him. I guess this is supposed to be like someone pooping their pants. If only our poop tasted as great as jellyfish jelly.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18b Artist Unknown

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The episode starts off with Squidward glossing over how one of dreams finally came true. No, SpongeBob and Patrick didn’t move and he didn’t become a famous clarinet musician.

He’s an art teacher at a recreation center (presumably cause all the good artists were taken). I can’t wait to see how SpongeBob will screw up and make Squidward miserable again.

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Reviews are being updated!

Since GIPHY’s deleted a lot of GIFs that I used in my reviews made before Dying for a Pie, I’ve decided that as part of my New Year’s resolutions, I’ll be updating my older reviews with new GIFs and screenshots replacing the deleted GIFs from GIPHY like I did with SB-129.

The first one I’ve updated is Sailor Mouth (which still remains one of my favorite SpongeBob episodes).

Here’s the link: https://bubblesofthoughtsweb.wordpress.com/2017/07/18/spongebob-season-2-episode-18a-sailor-mouth/

I’ll notify y’all when I update a certain post.

SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 15b Band Geeks

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music with the doctors passing by even mistaking it as a dying animal. Dang, Squidward’s clarinet skills just seem to get worse and worse with each episode.

Squidward eventually gets a call from an old rival, Squilliam who has basically everything Squidward wants: fame, fortune, and no annoying neighbors. Dang, Squilliam is like Squidward but much more successful but even more of a jerk.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 7b Life of Crime

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The episode start off with Mr. Krabs watching a movie where a crab thief steals another crab’s shell which predictably end with the cops arresting the thief. That movie’s a bit campy but I’d like to watch it.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to rant to SpongeBob and Patrick on how bad thieves are and that they deserve to die even though he once stole an oyster’s pearl.

SpongeBob and Patrick rightfully point out how hypocritical Mr. Krabs is being since he stole a barrel from Salty Sea Farms, a warm towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna (well if you were cold, you’d steal it too especially in this weather), a telephone, Sandy’s hedge-clippers, Plankton’s lawn mower (probably stole it out of spite since it’s too small to even cut a single blade of grass), and Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers.

Never saw the day where the idiot brothers would point out Mr. Krabs being a hypocrite.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 7a Prehibernation Week

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy frantically raking the leaves in Sandy’s treedome. Or at least Sandy is anyway since SpongeBob only has a tiny rake. Did Sandy not have enough money for two big rakes?

The reason why Sandy’s so frantic on finishing all her chores really fast is because she’s hibernating next week and only has 168 hours (aka one week) left to finish all her chores on top of doing a lot of activities.

Sandy’s in for one pressure filled week with how she has to do all her chores and activities on top of doing her hibernation binge.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13a Shanghaied

Hooray, after so long I’m finally reviewing my all time favorite episode of SpongeBob, Shanghaied. This is gonna be one love letter to Stephen Hillenburg, Aaron Springer, CH Greenblatt, and Merriwether Williams.

So sit tight and ready my review. By the way, I’m reviewing the original 22 minute version with three endings.

WARNING: May contain funny moments and memes. If you cannot handle memes then get out of here.

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The episode starts off with Patchy introducing the call in votes to decide the ending. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A multiple choice ending episode. How intriguing…

After fighting with Potty (I sometimes I think these two are a gay and inter-species couple) and getting shot out of a cannon, Patchy announces that voting will only start when the get to the point before the ending. If only I had seen the episode on March 9, 2001, I could’ve voted. Oh well, at least I can sit back and watch the real star of the show: SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12b The Smoking Peanut

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator announcing that today is Free Day at the Bikini Bottom Zoo where everything is free. Mr. Krabs is milking Free Day for what its’ worth by taking everything he wants from the free drinks to even free light bulbs from the lights.

Mr. Krabs will take any opportunity to save money including Free Day. On a side note, I wish Free Day existed in real life with how inflation is nowadays.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 12a Pressure

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Sandy chilling and watching the clouds. They try to play the guess what cloud is shaped like game but it ends up being short lived since all the clouds are apparently shaped like flowers.

Its’ nice to see those two just hanging out without Patrick (almost as if they’re dating) and not competing with each other.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 10b I’m Your Biggest Fantatic

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick spending time at the Jellyfishing convention that’s held in Bikini Bottom probably since the universe doesn’t want Gary to starve again.

SpongeBob ends up awing over all the stuff at the convention while Patrick tries to touch everything much to Officer Rob’s dismay.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6b Squidville

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick showing of their new toys: reef blowers. Oh no, this’ll be a big disaster to everyone in the ocean like the last time a reef blower was used.

While initially starting off a  throwback to Reef Blower, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to take this a step further by vacuuming the lines off SpongeBob’s pineapple. Yeesh, they managed to manipulate their own animation.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 6a Grandma’s Kisses

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob fantasizing over visiting his own grandma and how the cookies she makes, her sweaters made from love, and a story. Aww, for all his attempts at being mature throughout the series, he really does love his grandma.

I think that SpongeBob visits her very frequently because her husband is dead and he wants to keep her company since she’s now a widow. Which makes it all the more sweet and sad.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 9a Survival of the Idiots

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being all giddy and excited over going over to Sandy’s house. Guess Squidward’s on vacation since the idiot brothers seem too giddy and excited over visiting Sandy.

When they reach Sandy’s treedome, they discover that its’ barricaded for some odd reason. Oh no, did one of her experiments go so wrong that she’s now a hermit?

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 5b Patty Hype

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Times have been really tough on the Krusty Krab lately since they haven’t had customers in over a month. Its’ so bad that Mr. Krabs is even starting to have to pay his employees borderline nothing.

The Krusty Krab is also starting to gain a lot of dust and spiders as a result of the lack of customers and the profits being drier than the dust in the Krusty Krab.

However, this all changes when Frank arrives crawling into the Krusty Krab since he’s apparently too poor to buy any food.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 4b Imitation Krabs

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The episodes starts off with SpongeBob goofing off as usual and the customers just enjoying their day. Seems like a typical normal day doesn’t it. Wrong.

Outside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is preparing his next attempt to steal the krabby patty formula. This time, he’s decided to disguise himself as a regular citizen using a robot that looks like one.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 11b Squirrel Jokes

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs introducing a modified version of the talent show in the form of the Komedy Krab. Since apparently the talent show lost its’ charm after a while, Mr. Krabs has decided to convert it into a comedy club so that the stage doesn’t go to waste.

The first act for the Komedy Krab is Dougie Williams who basically throws pies at everyone.

The audience proceeds to laugh at this and of course cheer for good ol’ Dougie.

Before SpongeBob goes on next, Dougie gives some words of encouragement that he’ll do great. Dougie’s a great guy. I like how he isn’t so conceding to SpongeBob and instead encourages him. No wonder he’s such a great comedian.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 11a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

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The episode starts off with MM and BB preparing for their upcoming vacation that they’ve earned from over 60 years of fighting crime.

MM and BB have appointed SpongeBob and Patrick to look after their lair while they’re gone since the events of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II have made them respect SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1b Squid’s Day Off

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining again on how he has to be at work on a beautiful day on a Sunday. Wait, I thought the Krusty Krab was closed on Sundays. Then again, the lack of customers here could be why the Krusty Krab is closed on Sundays in other episodes.

Squidward ends up getting frustrated by SpongeBob constantly ringing the serving bell that he accidentally shoves some dimes in the register on the floor.

Mr. Krabs:

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 1a Your Shoe’s Untied

I may have uploaded this a bit earlier before I deleted it. I deleted it because I’ve decide to review the episodes in airing order just so I can look into a perspective of a SpongeBob fan who’s watched the show since May 2, 1999.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching some live action coral dancing until Gary comes into the living room which makes him change the channel since he doesn’t want to be a bad role model to his own pet.

I get the feeling that the thing SpongeBob was watching was much dirtier than the coral dancing if you know what I mean coughcoughporncoughcough.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 2b Bossy Boots

Welcome everyone to season 2. Season 1 was such a fun ride and despite Early Installment Weirdness being in effect, it was a really great season. I’ve also heard that this and season 3 are the show’s peak. Let’s see if this season can live up to the hype. I’ve also decided to review the episodes in the airing order. The reason why I’ve decided this late is because the season one episodes aired in the intended order as opposed to later seasons. Also I may have accidentally posted a review of Your Shoes Untied instead of this so I deleted it and it will come back after I review this episode. Since I already reviewed Something Smells when doing the reviews initially out of order, I decided to review this.

Also, happy birthday Roger Bumpass.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob and Squidward in for another meaningless Krusty Krab meeting. No its’ not new spatulas (sorry SpongeBob), it turns out that Pearl’s gonna be working at the Krusty Krab during her summer break presumably to see if she can succeed him as the Krusty Krab manager after he retires.

At least we know that for all his greed, he really loves his daughter Pearl.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

HOORAY! We have now reached the end of season 1. After this, I’ll have finished reviewing one full season of the series. I will also be releasing a post regarding my thoughts on season 1 in general so stay tuned for that. And what a better way to end season 1 than a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode (those are some of my favorite episodes of the series).

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob watching the latest episode of the series he helped revive, The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. However since MM and BB are now over 65 years old, they just end up coming off as a lame reboot with cardboard villains cutouts and faulty rings. Despite this, SpongeBob still somehow sees this as a great show. I guess this may be because he’s too happy at the prospect of MM and BB un-retired to even care about the TV series quality.

That’s how they make all reboots, by thinking that fans will like them no matter how terrible they are.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 20a Hooky

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 The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs raging on madly about how the hooks are back. Of course the customers end up being annoyed at Mr. Krabs’ craziness and leave. Mr. Krabs should stop being such a lunatic with his crazy ideas before he runs out of business.

I have a feeling these hooks did something to his father since he’s apparently considered dead.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19b Neptune’s Spatula

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Fools in April from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick gushing over everything in the Fry Cook Museum even a fork. Someday, these two are gonna visit the Fry Cook Museum after the movie and reminisce on their adventures in the series. SpongeBob may even get his exhibit.

The idiot brothers then stumble upon the legendary Golden Spatula which is basically the underwater equivalent of the sword in the stone: the spatula is stuck and no one has pulled it out of the rock. SpongeBob’s totally gonna be the one to pull the golden spatula out of the rock. I mean if some as scrawny as King Arthur could pull it then he could too.

Patrick decides to take a picture of SpongeBob with the Golden Spatula. When Miss Shell asks for where the menus section of the museum is, SpongeBob unintentionally pulls out the Golden Spatula to point out where the menus section is.

See I told y’all, the underdog always gets the sword.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 19a Fools in April

Just a heads up since I couldn’t find any GIFs for this episode and Neptune’s Spatula from Giphy or Tumblr, screencaps will be used like my reviews on The Chaperone and Employee of the Month.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob announcing to Gary that they’re moving and becoming peasants that only eat clam shells much to Gary’s chagrin. Luckily, it turns out that SpongeBob was just pranking Gary.

SpongeBob then pranks himself by pouring a big pitcher’s worth of lemonade into several cups and tricks himself into thinking he was gonna actually drink them. SpongeBob’s the best prankster around. His pranks are effective and funny in a way that even the victim can also laugh.

Meanwhile, Squidward questions why SpongeBob’s happier than usual when he realizes that it’s April Fools Day (aka SpongeBob’s favorite holiday).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18b Walking Small

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to get everyone to leave by threatening to kill them so that he can build a new Chum Bucket restaurant. In his logic, he thinks that since Goo Lagoon gets a lot of visitors then the Chum Bucket will too if he builds it there. Of course, nobody even recognizes him since he’s smaller than a bug.

Plankton decides to manipulate to most naive person in town into helping him: SpongeBob. I’m surprised that Plankton’s plan doesn’t involve the krabby patty formula in any way. Must’ve been his last plan before the 2004 movie (aka Plan Y).

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13a Scaredy Pants

Happy Halloween SpongeBob fans. I decided to spook y’all with a SpongeBob Halloween episode, Scaredy Pants. Here’s my deal with holiday episodes for SpongeBob recaps. If a holiday episode happens to be in a season that I’m reviewing and the season recap schedule either starts off at the holiday or is ending after or right at that holiday, I’ll review it on the holiday. Otherwise, it’ll just be recapped regularly and will be reposted on the holiday. Now to the review.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the dishes up as fast as he so that he can leave work. Apparently, he gets scared really easily on that day since he’s too stupid too realize that the so called monsters are just people in costumes. Then again, considering how easily nervous he gets when taking his driving test after all those failed attempts, it ain’t out of line for him.

Mr. Krabs decides too spook SpongeBob with a scary story about the Flying Dutchman stealing souls and has Squidward dress up as the Flying Dutchman just to scare SpongeBob more.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 18a Texas

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy reenacting their usual routine but with their hands and mini sand models of their house. However, Sandy’s mini sand model is actually Texas and not her treedome. This ends up making Sandy homesick over her original home Texas.

I don’t know why she wasn’t like that in Tea in the Treedome (her introduction). Maybe she wasn’t thinking about the idea of what home is to her until she built her mini sand model. Poor squirrel.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17b Rock Bottom

 

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick boarding the bus after a fun day at Glove World. I guess SpongeBob was probably suspended from work for hogging the gold from Arrgh and ruining Mr. Krabs’ dream in Sleepy Time and used his free time to be with Patrick. His actions always bite him in the butt (not as hard as Squidward and Plankton though).

However, some mishaps occur such as SpongeBob constantly injuring Nat the bus driver with his over-sized glove balloon. The bus ends up going down a weird right angle road. This can’t be good since that’s too weird even for this show.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17a Arrgh!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs complaining about the lack of customers again and the fact that he’ll get a rash if he doesn’t get money to make a money bath. Somehow I think that money is Mr. Krabs’ blood and without it, h’s dead. Heck The Lost Mattress even supports this.

Mr. Krabs eventually sees SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for customers or Patrick to start feeling hungry (whatever come first) and playing a game called Flying Dutchman Treasure Hunt which basically involves a treasure hunt.

Since apparently the joy of winning a fake treasure hunt is even better than customers giving money, Mr. Krabs decides to close early and throws out the one customer that comes which is the master of hurting his leg, Fred Fish.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16b The Paper

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The episode starts off with Squidward relaxing while chewing gum. Of course, SpongeBob bugs and asks if he can keep the gum wrapper (presumably to know how much of agood friend he thinks Squidward is).

Squidward decides to just let SpongeBob keep the gum wrapper to get him to stop annoying him even though that will never happen.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16a Valentine’s Day

Three reviews three days in a row during the school year. Must be a new record.

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Today’s Valentine’s Day and even though there are people that love it, no one likes it more than SpongeBob CupidPants. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, he decides to give a valentine to everyone he knows including his enemies like Plankton. SpongeBob’s so sweet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15b Suds

Hey y’all, reviews (except Scaredy Pants) will be coming out on either Saturday or Sunday so stay tuned for reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming about eating raining krabby patties. Must be set after everyone yelled at SpongeBob in the sister segment Sleepy Time and agreed to let bygones be bygones.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14a SB-129

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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music when SpongeBob’s alarm clock distracts him so much that he ends up swallowing his clarinet. This ain’t the last time that this will happen, so suck it up Squidward.

SpongeBob wakes up and asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Since his clarinet is stuck in his throat, he can’t say no and snark at how stupid SpongeBob is. SpongeBob assumes from all that mediocre clarinet music coming out of Squidward that he wants to come even though he had a terrible experience last time they went jellyfishing. Guess he’s just that optimistic.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12b Employee of the Month

Like The Chaperone, this won’t have GIFs and will have screencaps instead since they’re not available on Tumblr or Giphy.com.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob bugging Squidward to ask him what day it is. When Squidward finally gives in and asks him the question, it turns out that SpongeBob wants to brag over how he’ll be Employee of the Month again and its’ always been that way ever since he was hired. Well, Squidward could get the award if he tried as seen in A Breath of Fresh Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 12a The Chaperone

Just a heads up, since I couldn’t find any GIFs of this or Employee of the Month from both Giphy.com and Tumblr, the usual GIFs will be replaced by screencaps for these two reviews.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs doing their usual shtick (making krabby patties and being annoying, being grumpy, and counting money respectively) when Pearl shows up crying. She ends up flooding the Krusty KRab with her tears. Dang, Pearl is super sensitive.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 13b I Was Once a Teenage Gary

The reason why I’m reviewing this instead of The Chaperone is because I can’t find any GIFs from that or Employee of the Month so I’m trying to figure out how to compensate for that while Scaredy Pants is a review that I’ll be waiting until October 31st to release in honor of Halloween , so this was the next available episode with GIFs I could review. So let’s get onto the review.

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The episode starts off SpongeBob playing fetch with Gary for a whole night since he always throws the ball too far. It seems like SpongeBob’s strength just comes and goes. Anyway, Patrick comes by and reminds SpongeBob that they’re going to a Jellyfishing convention out of town. However, SpongeBob can’t go since he can’t get someone to take care of Gary and the convention won’t allow pets since Gary will just scratch everything. That’s when Squidward comes in.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11b Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

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The episode starts off with Squidward putting the finishing touches on a wax dummy of himself. Well, someone has to listen to Squidward complain and not be the viewers. Luckily, he manages to finish his wax dummy before SpongeBob and Patrick start making noises and being annoying. Their idiotic activity of the day is playing a really weird twisted version of chess.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 11a MuscleBob BuffPants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob wanting to work out and be strong like Sandy. However, the most he can lift is a dumbbell with two stuffed animals. SpongeBob invites Sandy over to see his workout, but she tells him that his workout sucks since he’s lifting things lighter than air and he lacks muscles. Well, he could shape-shift his arms but he’s too weak for that. Sandy shows SpongeBob how big her muscles are with her intense workout. I must say that she must’ve met Richard Simmons before she moved to Bikini Bottom and worked out with him cause those are some impressive muscles.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 10a Culture Shock

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their own things while Mr. Krabs is waiting for customers to come. He proceeds to breakdown over the lack of customers despite adding a salad bar that’s free. They must still be recovering from the Pretty Patties fiasco.

Francis shows up and Mr. Krabs tries to do the best he can to get some money from him.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9b Opposite Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick waking Squidward up for his fake birthday. Their idea of a party however, is just lame party games that appeal to little kids like pin the tail on the donkey. After they leave, Squidward can’t take anymore of their tendency to ruin things, even though in many episodes his misery could be avoided if he ignored them, and decides to sell his house.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 9a Nature Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob dreaming on what his life could be like if he was a jellyfish. However since he’s dreaming while working, the krabby patties start to burn and catch on fire. Luckily for him and Mr. Krabs, a fireman sprays enough water for SpongeBob to absorb and put out the fire.

Mr. Krabs talks to SpongeBob on why he’s been so careless and distracted recently since he usually loves working so much that he’ll go crazy if he has to take a vacation from work.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8b Squeaky Boots

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The episode starts off with Pearl celebrating her 15th birthday. However, she ends up having another crummy party due to Mr. Krabs being cheap like in Whale of a Birthday. The disaster caused by Krabs  Cheap Company Inc. is Mr. Krabs singing the lame happy birthday song really badly and she ends up getting a cheap pair of fishing boots instead of the flipper slippers her friends have. She immediately ends the party by flooding the house with her tears. Mr. Krabs needs to stop being cheap to his daughter or he’ll be estranged by his daughter. On a brighter note, the writers managed to foreshadow Whale of a Birthday as early as Season 1.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 8a Sandy’s Rocket

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob visiting Sandy (his secret girlfriend) when he sees a rocket rise up. Sandy explains to SpongeBob that she’s going to the moon. She refuses to let SpongeBob have any involvement in this since he’ll just cause chaos with his stupidity and Patrick’s influence plus there isn’t enough room in there even thought that rocket is bigger than a buffet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 7b Jellyfish Jam

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to capture a jellyfish so that he can get some jelly for his toast snack. After he accomplishes that, he decides to go home.  However, it appears that a jellyfish is being clingy cause it keeps following him until he decides to adopt him as a pet. That jellyfish just wants to mooch off SpongeBob somehow.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6b Pickles

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The episode starts off with Squidward getting annoyed at the customers’ cluelessness and SpongeBob’s krabby patty order nicknames.

Bubble Bass (SpongeBob’s former rival) appears and asks Squidward for and I quote, “a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”, which according to someone from 4chan , actually means a krabby patty with 24 mustard grilled, all beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. However, Squidward doesn’t speak Bubble Bass or internet translator and can’t understand what Bubble Bass wants.

SpongeBob pops his head out of the fry cook window to see that his old high school rival (well how else did they meet) is ordering a krabby patty.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 6a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Before I start this review, let me just say a few words of honor to Ernest Borgnine for his late 100th birthday gift. Ernest, you were a great man who brought to life the funniest old superhero parody of all time, Mermaid Man with his witty senile remarks combined with his energy put into the performance. Its’ the senile remarks and the energy that make Mermaid Man who he is: a senile, silly, fun-loving, crazy, and absent minded superhero. You made a satisfying EVIL performance indeed. You were so good that the writers have retired Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of respect for your death plus your voice can never imitated perfectly. You were a good man.

Let’s see how good Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s first episode was.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers watching an episode of the TV series based on Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s adventures. I guess that the TV series episodes actually happened in real life (in SpongeBob’s universe that is) and the footage was just an edited version of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s fights.

Inspired by this, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to pretend they’re Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy respectively and fight crime. This is gonna end badly for Squidward I just know it.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5b Home Sweet Pineapple

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The episode starts off with nematodes eating many things such as cars and coral. However, despite their shortness, they seem to have really big stomachs as they still feel hungry after eating those things. They stumble upon SpongeBob’s pineapple home and decide to eat it.

As they eat the pineapple, everything in the house starts shrinking much to SpongeBob’s dismay. He tries to get Squidward’s help but he refuses because he hates the little sponge and the phone shrinks before SpongeBob can call him again.

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Mickey Mouse (2013) Season 1 Episode 15 Flipperboobootosis

I am a big fan of Disney and really love the new Mickey Mouse shorts for how they manage to incorporate the present mudane plots into the wackiness of Mickey Mouse and the gang. I’ve decided to do my first non-SpongeBob review with the short “Flipperboobootosis”.

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The short starts off with Mickey and Goofy preparing their 79th anniversary trio barbecue (This short aired on TV in 2014 and Mickey’s Service Station was released in theaters in 1935).

Donald comes into the scene to join the 79th anniversary barbecue but he’s not feeling so good. No, he isn’t grumpy. His foot is paining so bad and swelling up too. Donald has flipperboobootosis, which can seriously injure him and end his sports video game career.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 5a Pizza Delivery

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The episode starts off with Squidward waiting for SpongeBob to finish washing the tables so that he can go home and play his awful clarinet music. Someone calls the Krusty Krab and asks for a pizza. Squidward tries to tell the customer that they don’t sell pizza, but Mr. Krabs sees this as an opportunity for extra money, so he promises the customer pizza.

Squidward tries to protest by saying that they don’t sell pizza and they don’t know how to make pizza. Mr. Krabs simply manages to mold some krabby patties into a pizza. I think the pepperonis on the pizza are tomatoes. Mr. Krabs is magic if he can turn krabby patties into pizza or his lust for money just makes him more determined than usual to turn krabby patties into a pizza.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4b Boating School

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding his unicycle to boating school. He throws it away since he’s confident that he’ll pass this time. SpongeBob does the boating exam and he manages to do the written test correctly.  His driving exam on the other hand ends up as a disaster because he’s more nervous than Woody Allen and he floors the boat at the wrong places and inflates Mrs. Puff. Now we know how the inflation pictures got started.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 4a Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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At Squidward’s place, he’s finished up making a souffle. How is it that he makes a great souffle but cooks horrible krabby patties? My guess is that he’s more apathetic when making the patties which makes them inferior to SpongeBob’s patties.

However, Squidward’s souffle date is interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick’s laughing.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 3b Plankton!

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward doing their usual goofy fry cook and cynical cashier routine when one of SpongeBob’s krabby patties starts moving. Mr. Krabs immediately stops the moving krabby patty and it is revealed to have been controlled by the one and only antagonist of the series, Plankton.

Mr. Krabs proceeds to toss Plankton out using a plate Frisbee style.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 2a Bubblestand

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SpongeBob decides to build a bubble stand for no reason other than to spread joy to other people. However, the construction of the stand is bothering Squidward so he tries to tell SpongeBob to be quiet so that everyone can hear his awful clarinet playing. However, SpongeBob can’t over all that noise either so he doesn’t hear Squidward telling him to stop.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 1a Help Wanted

Well after 23 recaps, I’ve decided to start recapping/reviewing the episodes in order, though I may go out of order if someone requests a recap/review. By the way, if you want to request a SpongeBob episode for me to review, then just write it down in the comments box of any post I make.

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The episode and series starts off with SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm clock waking him up.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4b Boat Smarts

Just so my followers know,   I’ll be on vacation until July 31, so expect the next recap/review to come out by July 31st.

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Our episode today is going to be a documentary on boating. Just think of it as Krusty Krab Training Video but replace Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab with Mrs. Puff and her Boating School.

It’s sponsored by:

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12b Wishing You Well

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The episode starts off with Mr. Cheapy Krabs trying to steal money from a pay phone when he hears money being dropped into a well. Mr. Krabs tries to get the quarter, but since it belongs to Tyler, his mom (called Martha) gives Mr. Krabs a whack in the face.

He sees them drop the quarter into a well. He sees an oceanful (no pun intended) of quarters.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 18a Sailor Mouth

EDIT as of January 14, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs crying over closing time while SpongeBob prepares to happily leave. I thought SpongeBob was a workaholic and hated closing time. Then again, SpongeBob may have had a date with Sandy and Patrick tonight.

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob take out the trash that isn’t Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 14 Ugh

This is the first SpongeBob half hour special I’m reviewing.

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The episode starts off with the narrator introducing us to Patchy’s house in the Stone Age. After a couple of takes, Patchy explains that the episode will be focusing on the Stone Age. Patchy’s segments were really funny and solid back in the early seasons. The only episodes where he was unnecessary and a waste of time was Atlantis Square Pantis and Truth or Square but even then so were the SpongeBob segments.

Patchy explains the benefits of the prehistoric times with examples such as simpler pleasure (such as picking your nose), drawing on the walls with no consequences, bigger clubs/baseball bats, and matching caveman clothes made of leopard skin. I wonder if Patchy is aware that there was no TV and that meant that SpongeBob didn’t exist back then which means that his dreams of meeting SpongeBob are even less likely than in 2004.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 13b Gary Takes a Bath

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying that its’ time for Gary’s bath. You can tell from the GIF that Gary doesn’t want a bath.

I think Gary doesn’t want to take a bath because snails are like cats and we all know that cats hate water. The underwater animal equivalents are as follows: snails/cats, worms/dogs, scallops/birds, seahorse/horse, and jellyfish/bees.

Gary refuses to move so SpongeBob decides to get him to take a bath “the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging” way.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10c The Krusty Plate

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs dragging the customers out because he wants to go home. It seems that he’s learned his lesson about keeping it open at night after Graveyard Shift and Fear of a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob is seemingly done with the dishes until Mr. Krabs pulls him back to the kitchen to show him the worst thing of all: a small stain on a plate.

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SpongeBob Season 9 Episode 19b Two Thumbs Down

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with the idiot brothers having a thumb war that SpongeBob surprisingly wins at. Huh, I thought he couldn’t even lift a stick with marshmallows.

SpongeBob gives Patrick a thumbs up for his great effort in the game and this makes Patrick feel better. Actually, if someone gave me a thumbs up I’d be proud of myself too.

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SpongeBob Season 8 Episode 21a Squiditis

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The episode starts off with Squidward complaining that he’s working inside when it is so nice outside. Squidward should just ask Mr. Krabs for a break and blackmail him by threatening to tell the cops about his crimes. Then again, it wouldn’t work because the cops hate Squidward.

SpongeBob tries to cheer Squidward up by saying that being sick is worse because he would have to miss work. Wait, doesn’t that sound like the opposite of being worse for Squidward?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 13b The Cent of Money

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking Gary or rather Gary is walking SpongeBob. They bump into Mr. Krabs relaxing in his car at a run down free parking space. If that’s his idea of a day off, Mr. Krabs must be the cheapest crab ever as seen in Kracked Krabs.

Gary’s eye stalks are moving because apparently he can attract coins to him like a money magnet. Mr. Krabs predictably gets greedy and asks SpongeBob to bring Gary to work. Obi Wan has a bad feeling about this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8b SpongeBob vs, The Patty Gadget

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box in the FAQ section. Another short review.

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The episode starts off with Patchy narrating what is going on in comical verse. SpongeBob is doing his usual work at the Krusty Krab when he hears a noise coming from his worst enemy: the patty gadget.

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Spongebob Season 1 Episode 1b Reef Blower

EDIT as of January 15, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

I’m taking recap requests in the FAQ section at the comments box. This will also be shorter than usual as it is only 2 minutes and 50 seconds long and less Gifs. Won’t stop me from trying though.

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The episode starts off with Squidward looking at his perfectly clean lawn, until he sees the wart on his perfect lawn which is a shell (aka an underwater leaf).

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10b The Donut of Shame

I’m taking recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section. This review will be shorter than the other ones because it is only 7 minutes long.

The episode starts off with Patrick waking up in SpongeBob’s house in his underwear. That sounds suggestive because it almost seems inappropriate with Patrick in his underwear. Then again, Patrick always loses his pants 50% of the time. The idiot brothers apparently had a party last night. He sees a doughnut on a sleeping SpongeBob’s hand. He takes it back to his rock (aka Patrick’s home).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 2a The Lost Mattress

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The episode starts off with Squidward arriving at the Krusty Krab doors late as usual. I wonder why Squidward works there if he hates it so much. Then again, this may have been the only place to finance his art and clarinet money.

However, the doors are locked so Squidward is off the hook. SpongeBob on the other hand is freaking out over the Krusty Krab bgoneeing closed. Why can’t one of them just throw something at the doors and windows, I mean they’re made of glass for crying out loud?

Mr. Krabs finally arrives with the keys to unlock the door a lot grumpier than usual and yells at SpongeBob for accidentally making him drop his keys. The cause of this is because Mr. Krabs back hurts really badly thanks to his old mattress. I wonder why he doesn’t buy a new mattress. Then again, he is cheap. It could also be the cause of old age, just saying.

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Spongebob Season 1 Episode 10b F.U.N.

EDIT as of January 15, 2018: Since GIPHY deleted a lot of the GIFs I used for the review, I’ve replaced them with new GIFs and screenshots.

I’m taking Spongebob recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty again. He actually succeeds this time. Mr. Krabs almost gives up so easily. I don’t know why he is giving up so easily , I mean Plankton is the size of an ant.  He could easily catch up to him on his own. I guess that Plankton never tried to steal a krabby patty before this and tried the formula first.

SpongeBob immediately jumps into action to get the krabby patty away from Plankton’s hands. I don’t know why Plankton would need to go around the city with his krabby patty even though the Chum Bucket is right across the Krusty Krab. I’m guessing that he just wants to brag to everyone that he got a krabby patty.

SpongeBob chases Plankton and his travelling krabby patty everywhere from the top of a building to the streets while impressing everyone.

Plankton disguises the krabby patty in the most paper thin disguise of all, Groucho glasses. SpongeBob obliviously falls for the disguise because he is stupid. He proceeds to tell Plankton and the patty about an overly saccharine story about a magician. Plankton gives up knowing that he can’t handle so much sweetness.

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Spongbob Season 3 Episode 15a The Great Snail Race

It’s episodes like this that show that Seasons 1-3 weren’t completely perfect. I was going to review Gary Takes a Bath, but I couldn’t find any Gifs from that episode so I decided to go with this. I am also taking recap requests. Please submit recap requests in the comments box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob saying hi to everyone (most likely a nod to Something Smells).

Norton the mailman delivers a cage, with a snail named Snellie, to Squidward, He mispronounces Tentacles as Tennis balls. He’s probably intentionally mispronouncing Squidward’s last name because squids eat fish. That may be why everyone that isn’t a main character hates Squidward. His ancestors must have eaten their ancestors.

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Spongebob Season 2 Episode 5a Wormy

Just so y’all know, I’m taking Spongebob recap requests in the comment box of the FAQ section.

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The episode starts off with Sandy showing SpongeBob and Patrick her pets that we never see again (they must’ve died when Sandy did her science experiments on them) because they will be pet sitting her pets ,while she goes on a vacation to Texas, as they are her only friends underwater. I can already tell there is going to be chaos just from the idiotic brothers watch land pets. She tells them what the pets eat. Patrick can speak bird Italian (huh, maybe is won’t end so badly after all).

Sponge and Pat stumble upon Wormy. Sandy says he doesn’t eat much. After Sandy leaves, the two idiot brothers decide to play with Wormy and ignore the other pets. Well, at least the pets won’t die from them being idiots.

They play various games with Wormy such as hide and seek, throw flowers around him in a circle, and treat him like he is Jesus while “That’s What Friends Do” plays in the background.

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Spongebob Season 2 Episode 2a Something Smells

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The episode starts off with Spongebob waking up on a Sunday. Since it is Sunday, Sponge decides to make an ice cream sundae (Well we all love ice cream). However, since he is all out of ice cream, he ends up making his own ice cream using ketchup, onions (why he thinks cherries and bananas are boring is a mystery to me), and his rotting peanut plant. That has to be the most disgusting ice cream I have ever heard of. He didn’t even use ice even though ice cream is supposed to be cold and not stinky warm.

Predictably, the ketchup onion peanut plant sundae ends up smelling as stinkier than the anchovies. But since Sponge had a cold today (how else does he not smell the stinky sundae), he eats it all anyway. His breath ends up smelling really foul.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17a Krabby Land

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We start the episode off with Spongebob celebrating the first day of summer. He celebrates it the same way as Christmas by singing carols (Okay, I think he just does that so that he has an excuse to sing). Squidward could care less about summer (can’t blame him since he is miserable every five seconds). Mr. Krabs is also excited for summer because oceanfuls (no pun intended) of kids will be coming to his restaurant to buy krabby patties and give him boatloads of money. Sometimes I think that if Krabs didn’t establish the Krusty Krab, he would be criminal stealing money from everyone. Then, he’d marry it (not Cashina though) and have money-crab hybrids (if that’s even possible).

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Spongebob Season 4 Episode 11a Whale of a Birthday

Hi everyone. Since today is Father’s Day, I’m going to recap a Spongebob episode showing the most prominent father-daughter relationship in the show: Mr. Krabs and Pearl. I think Pearl is isn’t adopted because Mr. Krabs mentions her in Married to Money and refers to Cashina as his NEW wife.

Onto the review:

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The episode starts off with Pearl listening to Boys Who Cry and fantasizing them singing for her birthday. She gets so caught up in her fantasy that she crashes down to the dining room. Boy bands, being the center of attention, and getting caught up in fantasies. Yeah, that’s a stereotypical teenage girl in a nutshell.

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Spongebob Season 3 Episode 12a Chocolate with Nuts

Hello everyone, I am here today to present my first review. It is a classic Spongebob episode known as “Chocolate with Nuts”.

Spongebob is one of the most popular TV series of all time. The character Spongebob is also the mascot for Nickelodeon. I have been a huge fan of Spongebob ever since I first discovered it in 2011.

But enough about me, let’s get on to the review.

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We start the episode off with Spongebob using his shapeshifting abilities to become small enough to wait for the mailman (known as Norton). Not surprisingly, he gets scared of this and runs off; dropping Spongebob and Squidward’s mail (I’m not saying Patrick gets mail very often, since he never usually gets mail from anyone but his parents because he is stupid but fun).

As Spongebob and Patrick skim through the mail, which is mostly for Gary (must be because he’s the king of Bikini Bottom as seen in Rule of Dumb), they stumble upon one of Squidward’s (shocking I know) magazines. They are impressed by the pictures. Spongebob from the wading pool in a swimming pool display (that’s not very impressive TBH, since it can easily be done if you put a wading pool in Goo Lagoon) and Patrick from the guy in shoes (even though he already owns a pair from Your Shoe’s Untied).

Squidward comes in to the scene, assuming Spongebob is stealing his mail (well considering how Spongebob barges into his house it wouldn’t be that far-fetched). He tells Sponge and Pat that entrepreneurs afford their money by selling things. Oh, how times have changed since then.

Anyways, this initiates the main plot of selling chocolate.

They try to sell some chocolate to Tom. Now, here’s where we get this hilarious meme that makes the episode so iconic:

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Hi I am Raj. Welcome to my blog. I am an avid fan of good movies (PG-13, PG, and G)  and tv shows. My favorites are Spongebob, South Park, Jurrasic Park, Star Wars, and so on. Here on my page, I plan to write reviews on movies and tv shows. Any feedback on my posts will be greatly appreciated.

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