SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5a Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful

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The episode starts off with Squidward being in a good mood to the point where he decides to take a walk around town. Heck, not even SpongeBob’s presence in greeting him can deter his bad mood. Man, did Squidward get his music accepted or something?

However, the universe will always find a way to make Squidward upset and it does so by putting some gum in his path where his good mood is soured by the old gum on the foot trick.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 5b A Pal for Gary

Now to the second of season 7’s infamous blunders.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing Gary’s usual round of breakfast and getting ready for work. When he finishes that up and prepares to leave, he runs into Gary with a leash. Interpreting this as Gary wanting to go for a walk, SpongeBob politely refuses since Mr. Krabs will never allow for a day off.

When the young sponge leaves though, Gary reveals that he was simply using the leash to get his soda drinking hat and some chips to chill and watch some of that good ole TV western. Well, looks like SpongeBob’s fears of Gary being sad, alone, and miserable are false now, not that SpongeBob will ever know since Gary’s keeping it a secret like toys keeping their sentience a secret in Toy Story.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4b Model Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob cleaning the Krusty Krab as usual until he overhears Mr. Krabs on the phone. Being the nosy stalker he is (since he’s usually like this with Squidward), he decides to eavesdrop. When will he learn that this is a bad habit?

When SpongeBob hears the part where Mr. Krabs claims was going to “let the little guy go” that day, he completely panics since he’s practically married to the job now.

SpongeBob tries to find a loophole to this by using his size changing abilities to be taller than Squidward (Wow, he’d risk his own friend’s job to save his own) but that fails. Heck, when Squidward hears about Mr. Krabs allegedly planning to fire SpongeBob, he’s actually happy he won’t ever have to work with hims again. Jerk.

SpongeBob:

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 4a Greasy Buffoons

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob doing his usual round of cooking krabby patties for the customers when he ends up falling on a stray puddle of grease. Is the Krusty Krab so poorly maintained that they can’t even clean up their own food messes now?

As it turns out, the Krusty Krab actually has an underground grease trap that hasn’t been changed in over 50 years! Okay, that’s further proof of how poorly maintained the place is. It’s a miracle the health inspector didn’t notice that during the Nasty Patty fiasco.

When Mr. Krabs brings out the topic of actually cleaning it though, Squidward mysteriously teleport away since he’s so lazy that he can actually teleport now. Okay, this takes being lazy to a new level.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 23-24 Truth or Square

How ironic? I’m reviewing the 10th anniversary special on the franchise’s 20th anniversary.

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The special starts off with Patchy’s mom dropping him off at Nickelodeon Studios since the crazy pirate wants to meet SpongeBob. Okay, I’m pretty sure he can’t meet SpongeBob unless he goes underwater since he’s probably still made up in Patchy’s universe.

When the security guard claims that SpongeBob isn’t there at the moment (mostly cause he’s busy with his 10th anniversary special), Patchy decides to simply set up camp outside the studio in hopes that he can join the celebration.

Initially, the security guard is prepared to throw Patchy out right on the spot but he ends up mistaking the crazy pirate for being part of the casting department and escorts the man to the waiting room which has a poster for the 2004 film and an old animation cell from the pilot. Well, Patchy at least gets to see the studio that created his favorite idol in the world.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 7a The Curse of Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being bored out of their minds again so they decide to mess with Squidward’s house again as usual this time in his garden shed. Gee, I wonder what awaits them in there…

In there, the two idiots see a lawn mower that really fascinates them since they don’t use em (on an account that they don’t have grass like Squidward). Once Squidward catches them in there, he’s prepared to yell at them on the spot but when the idiots reveal that they wanted to play with his lawn mower, Squidward allows this since he knows that they will get hurt if they do use it in their idiocy.

Man, Squidward’s hatred for them has escalated from being annoyed by them but having standards to trying to send them to their deaths by idiocy.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 19b Overbooked

Ah yes, the final eleven minute episode of season 6 in airing order. The remaining ones after this happen to be a one hour special and a half hour special so expect season 7 to be most expected season for me to review at this point.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sleeping until Sandy wakes him up with a phone call. I wonder why she’s calling him this early in the morning. Could this fuel the Spandy ship?

It turns about that Sandy wants SpongeBob to be her test subject for one of her inventions that she’s unveiling to the town tonight. Well considering how SpongeBob is in her experiments, I can see how he’d make a good willing and non paid test subject.

Being the loyal guy he is, SpongeBob promises both to Sandy and himself that he will support her tonight. Well, who wouldn’t want a friend like SpongeBob even if he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2b Stuck in the Wringer

Oh yes, onto the first of three of season 7’s biggest blunders according to fans.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob showering like he does every common morning of the day. Heck, he even uses soap to clean his brain. Okay, that’s just very bizarre.

Our main plot gets started though when SpongeBob accidentally slips on some soap while getting dressed. Unlike what you’d expect, SpongeBob merely lands in the tub, not the wringer (which he uses to dry himself).

When trying to avoid that mistake again though, SpongeBob gets startled when he accidentally steps on a rubber duck and winds up slipping on the soap and getting (you guessed it) stuck in the wringer! Well, this’ll be an easy title to use as a recap ender.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3b The Inside Job

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The episode starts off with Plankton and Karen arguing as usual on how incompetent the former is at the formula stealing with Karen claiming Plankton should listen to her more often. Plankton refuses to back down from this argument and continues to claim that he’s a genius. Good thing they don’t have kids cause they would be seriously messed up by this.

When a father and son arrive, Plankton assumes that he’s not a failure like Karen says. It turns out though that the father only took his son there cause he’s touring the many dumps in Bikini Bottom and the Chum Bucket is one of them.

Wow being a failure is one thing, but to own a dump. How humiliating?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1a Tentacle-Vision

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up super early in the morning before 5 AM to watch Fab and Fancy since he’s such an egomaniac that he thinks that he’s fancy for watching that show. Okay, Squidward’s lack of sleep doesn’t seem to bother him much here. Does he sleep early or something?

Unfortunately for him, the Fab and Fancy show he loves so much has been cancelled in favor of a show starring Zeus the Guitar Lord who ironically doesn’t have a guitar.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 2a Growth Sprout

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting ready for bed after a long hard day of counting money and foiling Plankton’s schemes. Man, I would kill to be as successful as Mr. Krabs.

Things start to get a little crazy for Mr. Krabs though as something in his house begins to grow. Oh no, did one of Sandy’s experiments get loose again?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22a Chum Bucket Supreme

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The episode starts off with Plankton arguing to Karen over the importance of the new napkins and how they could impact the Chum Bucket (please, no one gives a crap about napkins and how they look).

Plankton soon gets his hopes up though when two customers park at his restaurant and seemingly look like they wanna eat there. Wow, I can’t believe this could be true, especially since Nat already had problems pretending to like chum back in Plankton’s Regular.

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 3a Someone’s in The Kitchen With Sandy

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The episode starts off with Plankton hiding inside a krabby patty bun so that he can sneak into the Krusty Krab and steal a krabby patty again.

This is foiled pretty quickly though when SpongeBob serves the bun with the krabby patty that he’s giving to Sandy.

What’s worse is that she has some sort of system now where she can easily unzip her suit and put the krabby patty inside it so that she can eat it without any trouble.Well, looks like Plankton’s dead with the lack of water and he sure has a disgusting sight to look at while he dies.

How is Sandy not seeing this? Is she that immersed in her food?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20a Not Hat For Pat

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The episode starts off with Patrick waiting for SpongeBob to come out and play. When he does come out though, the idiot star realizes that SpongeBob’s wearing his hat so he must be going to work today. Okay, Patrick sure uses clothing as identification a lot. First square pants for his friend, now work hat for work.

Patrick can’t even pester Squidward since he has to work too (bro, he’s gonna be lazy either way).

Jealous that his two best friends are too busy working to play, Patrick vows to get a job with a hat. Okay, that’ll never happen considering how incompetent Patrick was as an employee in Big Pink Loser before he copied SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 11a Goo Goo Gas

Yeah, despite all the season 6 episodes that aired up to July 2009 and season 7 starting earlier on the same day this episode aired, you’d think this was in either seasons 6 or 7 but it’s actually a season 5 episode that Nick apparently forgot existed until 2009 when they aired it long after the rest of the season aired and this already aired in several other countries by then. Let’s see if season 5 can end off strong in this airing order.

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The episode starts off with Plankton trying to steal a krabby patty as usual this time disguising himself as a pepper shaker which Mr. Krabs foils as usual especially with how predictably the disguise was.

Okay, Plankton’s really running out of ideas for plans now. I wonder how close this is to the movie’s timeline?

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SpongeBob Season 7 Episode 1b I ♥ Dancing

Welcome to season 7 people! Like season 6, this is also a pretty divisive season that is less received than the ones before for various reasons. Can season 7 start on a good note?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Squidward walking to work as usual. This time, SpongeBob wants to show Squidward his dance moves and with the help of his literal brain radio playing the Chum Bucket Rhumba track.

Despite this, Squidward disses SpongeBob’s dancing cause he refuses to think SpongeBob can be better than him at any thing.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25b Chum Caverns

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs kicking out two customers for not buying fries while also handcuffing Gus to the ordering boat until he buys a krabby patty.

The moneysexual crab even has SpongeBob make patties with two spatulas.

Geez, is Mr. Krabs really that obsessed with getting a quick buck to the point where he’s doing all this? He’s really losing it this season.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16b To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

Fun fact: This aired on the tenth anniversary of the official premiere of the show (May 1st was more of a sneak peek while July 17 was the real one).

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator describing to us the most horrifying thing ever to come in the show: SpongeBob losing his pants!

Puh-lease, Squidward becoming nice was more horrifying last season than this.

Anyway, the set up is that SpongeBob was doing laundry three days ago since it was cleaning day. Heck, he even took away Gary’s shell for cleaning. Wait, won’t it break in the washing machine? Eh, it’s a cartoon.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 16a Squid’s Visit

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs trying to make small talk with Squidward but the grump ignores this as usual. Eh, that crab is better off trying his small talk with a friendly sponge anyway.

Squidward proceeds to get really annoyed though when SpongeBob tries to talk to him. He tries to ignore him until SpongeBob hints at offering to let Squidward come over to his place. Since the last time he stayed at the pineapple only ended in misery though, Squidward runs off. Well, he about to get a smaller paycheck with all this leaving work early shtick.

SpongeBob still doesn’t get the message though and he outright offers Squidward a chance to come over but the grumpy squid predictable refuses on the spot since he hates SpongeBob.

SpongeBob isn’t so proud of Squidward rejecting this offer though since the squid never technically visited him. So it’s from before the storm incident.

SpongeBob keeps on begging and crying for Squidward to visit his house but the grump just flat out ignores him even while he’s doing his activities for the rest of the day. As a little note, I see that despite his low salary and being considered a loser by everyone that isn’t SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward can apparently dine at a fancy restaurant. Maybe he ain’t that unlucky.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 22b Single Cell Anniversary

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The episode starts off with Plankton coming back to the Chum Bucket after another line of failures in getting the formula. Eh, that’s living for Plankton.

Karen tries to cheer Plankton up by washing away his literal stench of failure. Isn’t it sweet how Karen still cares for the little organism even with all his annoying failures?

On a side note, it’s revealed that Plankton’s actually pink and that the green skin you see is just in a suit. That or he became pink with puberty but got a green body suit to look evil.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 25a Pineapple Fever

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing to go jellyfishing as part of their usual Sunday morning routine. Before they do so though, Patrick uncharacteristically suggests they check the weather report before going willy nilly into Jellyfish Fields.

Okay, did Patrick wake up on another side of the bed today cause that’s rather wise of him

When they check the weather report, it’s revealed that a horrible storm is coming so Patrick just saved them from suffering from a storm far away from home.

And now that we got that wise Patrick comment out of the way, our main plot starts.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 21b Shell Shocked

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up from another nightmare. Probably just read another scary story or saw another scary movie. That sponge is so easy to scare these days.

Just then, the young sponge hears a noise. Unlike before, SpongeBob actually decides to fight back and even arms himself with a military hat and a tennis racket. Well, I guess he has learned something from his previous insomnia nights.

Being the wimpy sponge that he is though, he predictably ends up tripping very clumsily down the stairs. This act of clumsiness will be important later on in the story.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 11 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One

Hi everyone! Sorry for the five month hiatus, I have been pretty busy lately with school work and all but I’m back and ready to go back to recaping and joking on the sponge!

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The episode starts off with the usual Krusty Krab shenanigans. This time, there’s a massive heat wave in Bikini Bottom (global warming much?) and SpongeBob & Squidward are suffering immensely since Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy an AC and settles for a mere ceiling fan that not only does nothing to cool them, but also shuts down since Mr. Krabs refused to pay the power bill.

In his defense though, $9 million dollars is a lot of money.

Squidward also informs Mr. Krabs that the customers are off enjoying the heat in Goo Lagoon. Since Mr. Krabs still wants dat green stuff no matter what, he decides to have the crew move their business to Goo Lagoon where they serve the krabby patties on a surfboard in the middle of the sea.

How the heck is the grill even working? Is it powered my magic or something?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 18a Pets or Pests

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick playing a classic game of leap frog. However, SpongeBob’s unable to withstand Patrick’s weight and they both end up rolling down a hill onto a nest.

Those two really need to get insurance cause from the rate they’re going, they ain’t gonna last when they become senior citizens.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 20b Toy Store of Doom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick being as bored as heck. They’re so bored that they’re not even impressed by the toy chest toys.

Of course, it’s revealed that they’re actually in Squidward’s house. That would explain why they aren’t wowed by the toys.

Squidward predictably kicks them out but he allows them to keep his old toys as consolation.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17b Professor Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward watching his rival, Squilliam be praised for another great clarinet performance. Okay, why’s Squidward even attending the performance? Does he harbor a secret crush on Squilliam? Is he that much of a loser? Is he just desperate to see him fail? Is it all three?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5b Slide Whistle Stooges

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The episode starts off with Squidward doing his morning routine as usual. However, he begins to hear some odd sounds coming everytime he moves. Okay, what are the idiot neighbors up to now?

Of course, SpongeBob and Patrick are at it again. This time, they’re playing with slide whistles. When Squidward wonders how those things could be fun, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to show him by appearing in various areas of his house using slide whistles to indicate their movement.

Yeah, this episode doesn’t give me much snark at til the end so don’t expect a lot of my usual snark til then.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 17a Shuffleboarding

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The episode starts off with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watching some TV like the semi-retired heroes they are. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally scare them when trying to surprise them.

Being the senile guy e is, Mermaid Man throws his legendary boomerang at them (mistaking them for supervillains). Luckily, SpongeBob manages to catch it before it goes out of hand.

When he tries to give it back to the old duo, he foolishly throws it at them but it ends up coming back to him instead. Dude if you knew how those things worked, you’d have tossed it the other way. All his attempts to give the boomerang do is continually hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Eventually, SpongeBob doesn’t catch it and now there’s a boomerang loose in the retirement home! Poor old folks, getting closer to the grim reaper cause of one idiot.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 8 Christmas Who?

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Merry Christmas everyone! You might be wondering why this was released out of the airing order. That was because I wanted to wait until Christmas to give y’all this review as a surprise gift.

Now enjoy your gift while I celebrate Christmas with some eggnog.

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The episode starts off with Patchy the Pirate (aka the pirate that worships SpongeBob) introducing himself and his preparations for another Christmas alone with his parrot called Potty (he doesn’t swear ironically). I wonder if Patchy even has any parents or is just an orphan.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14b Ditchin’

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick watching another episode of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV series this time being about MM and BB fighting Man Ray in an indestructible bubble.

The MM and BB episode ends with a commercial promoting their new book and that they’re gonna be doing a book signing the next day. Oh, if I got to meet Stan Lee before he died….

Those boys are lucky.

There’s just one problem though:

SpongeBob’s got boating school that day and we all know how much he values perfect attendance!

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 14a Dear Vikings

My first review in a while (also RIP Stephen Hillenburg).

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob trying to engage in a conversation with Mr. Krabs (probably since he’s been getting amoral lately).

Mr. Krabs reveals that he’s introducing a new promotion (aka gimmick) to the Krusty Krab to boost business again. This time its new beverage cups (in regular, large, and the new viking size). I knew it wouldn’t be that impressive. Mr. Krabs is too cheap to do anything that fancy.

SpongeBob points out all the cups are the same size but Mr. Krabs don’t care since he’s that cheap. Eh, the townspeople in Bikini Bottom are idiots anyway. They won’t care.

Anyone who does have the viking cup gets to try on a viking helmet (a very crudely made one at that)!

All this talk about vikings gets SpongeBob curious on what they are. When Mr. Krabs fails to stop SpongeBob’s questions on vikings with vague answers, he dumps him off to Squidward. I feel ya Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13b The Card

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob withdrawing some money from the bank to buy some Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy trading cards. However, SpongeBob’s pretty picky on what the money’s like since he doesn’t want to give Mermaid Man a dirty dollar or a ripped one even though Mermaid Man wouldn’t care due to his senility. SpongeBob, just be grateful that you even have that amount of money at all with your small salary.

Soon everyone gets frustrated with SpongeBob holding up the line with his pettiness and they kick SpongeBob out of the bank. That was a waste of time.

SpongeBob then goes to the comic store to buy his Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards. Patrick’s also there to buy a book on counting (mostly cause he finds numbers amusing somehow).

SpongeBob’s really happy with his trading cards mostly cause he can show off his geek knowledge on the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy TV show.

However since the cashier wants to be superior though, he claims that SpongeBob’s trading cards ain’t worth squat and shows off the Super Rare Platinum Animated Talking Card #54 which is so rare that only five exist.

Wanting to own such a rare card, SpongeBob spends all his money getting the trading cards until he can find the rare card. However, SpongeBob doesn’t have any luck on that and goes through all but one card pack with no luck.

Unsatisfied with his counting book, Patrick decides to buy the last trading cards in stock since he has no other ideas.

Believe it or not, Patrick actually managed to get the rare card! What an odd turn of events.

However, Patrick tries to use the card as some sort of a toothpick since he’s apparently a reckless idiot now. Geez, what happened to the goofball from earlier seasons. Heck, I though Patrick liked MM and BB.

SpongeBob rightfully tries to lecture Patrick on being more careful with the rare card but all Patrick hears is the same ol’ blah blahs. Patrick sure is pushing the envelope for idiocy here.

Since Patrick’s such a reckless guy, SpongeBob decides to strap the rare card on Patrick’s hand so that it can’t fall out of his hand and get messy.

Even then, Patrick still ends up in various situations where the card almost gets dirty from standing near the road where a car could splatter mud on him to randomly walking in Goo Lagoon.

When SpongeBob rightfully questions Patrick on his reckless behavior here, he states that “you can’t expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up; keep you on your toes.” Okay, Patrick now just comes off as intentionally being reckless just to torture SpongeBob (his best friend mind you). Out of context, good line. In context, horrible line.

Literally after he says this, Patrick walks on a steel frame near a huge fire so SpongeBob’s forced to save him and the card with a crane. Patrick’s really going overkill on mixing it up.

After several offscreen mishaps, SpongeBob and Patrick reach the sea star’s rock. Noticing SpongeBob’s attachment to the thing, Patrick offers to give it to him which SpongeBob is more than happy at. However, Patrick still wants to keep the rare card for the rest of the day for some reason. I guess Patrick really wants to prolong SpongeBob’s suffering now.

SpongeBob still obliges by this since he’s such a nice guy.

Patrick then proceeds to do some reckless damage on the card by opening his rock with the card (bending it the process) since he doesn’t believe in locksmiths, uses the card to clean his grill (ripping a part of the top off in the process), using it to start a fire and spitting on the card to put it out, flips patties with it (Patrick ain’t a half bad cook), uses it as a tray for the patties (splattering some grease on it), and finally, uses it as a napkin (further staining it). Geez Patrick, how low are you trying to sink?

When the day finally ends and SpongeBob gets the rare card, the card disintegrates from all that damage much to SpongeBob’s dismay. Poor guy. He just wanted a card but his so called best friend pretty much ruined it (possibly on purpose).

Since he doesn’t want SpongeBob to resent him, Patrick reveals to SpongeBob that he actually bought a whole pack of those rare cards so they ain’t extinct. Heck, he even gives them to SpongeBob! Okay, maybe he ain’t completely bad.

However, Patrick still wants to borrow one from SpongeBob since he’s locked out of his house again. Okay, I take it back. He probably wants to make SpongeBob more miserable by destroying the other cards with his recklessness.

At least SpongeBob owned the card for some time.

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Very awful indeed. Patrick’s horrible here and the episode itself is just so dull and boring. Heck, they could’ve salvaged it all with Patrick giving all his cards to SpongeBob as a heartwarming ending but they had to ruin it with Patrick “borrowing” one again! Worst Patrick episode so far.

Grade: D

Score out of Ten: 4/10

SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 13a Krusty Krushers

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The episode starts off with Perch Perkins reporting a wrestling tournament being held in Bikini Bottom and that the prize for winning is 1 million dollars! Predictably, Mr. Krabs is ecstatic at the news and prepares to face off there. However, he quickly gets scared though when he sees the two main champions (one of which is known as Jim and I’ll refer to the purple one as Tim) mop the floor with all the other competitors.

I must note that the beaten up competitors are essentially all the tough guys that have appeared on the show up to now. Jim and Tim really mean serious business.

Fun fact: this is the first time “My leg!” is heard since season 2’s No Free Rides.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 12a Porous Pockets

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking around Jellyfish Fields (at least he’s getting some exercise) until he hears someone screaming and ends up getting scared. When he sees Patrick, SpongeBob assumes that he was the one making that noise but Patrick reveals that he was just imitating the scream and even proves that he can do a mean impersonation of SpongeBob.

Patrick ought to be a voice actor someday.

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that the scream came from a clam which is choking on something. SpongeBob tries to ease the clam’s pain with some bubble soap but Patrick has his own way of dealing with this by giving the clam the Heimlich maneuver.

When that doesn’t work and Patrick breaks his back, the idiot starfish is ready to call it quits. They need professional help to get that clam to stop choking.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10b Grooming Gary

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up happy since today’s the Bikini Bottom Pet Show! After finding Gary (who has been dreading the day), SpongeBob goes over the check list from eye stalk reflexes to slime viscosity. When he gets to checking Gary’s undercarriage (the side of him facing the floor) though, Gary completely freaks out so that’s on hold for now.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 10a The Slumber Party

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The episode starts off with Pearl telling Mr. Krabs to leave since she wants to have a slumber party without Mr. Krabs being involved in any way since he’s already caused enough trouble for her with the terrible birthday parties.

Mr. Krabs begs Pearl to let him at least stay in his room which she does agree to on the grounds that he doesn’t interfere at all. Well, Mr. Krabs sure can be over protective like a lot of parents are.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 18 What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and commenting on how he’s going to have a great day with his great friends, amazing job, and his favorite snail. You’d think this’d be perfect right? Wrong! SpongeBob ends up having a very terrible day and manages to anger his friends in many ways.

First off, he accidentally hugs Gary too hard accidentally breaking his shell in the process which angers Gary! Man, take it easy, SpongeBob didn’t mean to do that.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9b The Krabby Kronicle

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing SpongeBob the new ad for the Krusty Krab that he got for a cheap price to get new customers. The ad in question though is just a very small one in Bikini Bottom Examiner. Well, that’s super cheap.

However, nobody actually shows up and Mr. Krabs goes outside and discovers that no one wants to read the Bikini Bottom Examiner since it’s too boring (who even reads newspapers these days anyway with advent of the internet) and prefer the Bottomfeeder which has much more interstingly wacky stories.

So, they do have fish similar to real life. Okay, is that even a real fish or a fake prop from land?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 9a Boating Buddies

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob brushing Gary’s shell (like one would do with a cat’s fur) until he hears something. SpongeBob proceeds to go to Squidward’s front yard where the grumpy octopus is relaxing.

Squidward points out that he hasn’t said anything or moved for 45 minutes and is baffled at how SpongeBob could hear him. It’s then revealed that SpongeBob actually heard Squidward: breathing! SpongeBob sure is a lot more stalkerfic than before.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 8a Patty Caper

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs calling SpongeBob to his office for something very secret. Today, they’ve run out of the krabby patty secret ingredient. I still think the secret ingredient is love.

Mr. Krabs entrusts SpongeBob to get the secret ingredient from the delivery truck coming soon and without flaws too. Wow, he must trust SpongeBob a lot. Then again, Squidward’s not very loyal so SpongeBob doesn’t have any competition.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7b No Nose Knows

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The episode starts off with Squidward finding SpongeBob and Patrick hiding in his flowers. Well, that’s just creepy. SpongeBob’s getting more stalkerish this season.

When SpongeBob asks if he and Patrick can sniff Squidward’s flowers, Squidward rightfully points out that Patrick has no nose. Thank you Squidward for being sane!

Patrick realizes that Squidward is right and cries about it since he feels left out in not having a nose. Since Squidward doesn’t want Patrick’s tears all over his floor though, he plays the old “got ya nose” trick to get him out. Man, Squidward can sure be clever when he wants to be.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 6a A Life in A Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick relaxing at Goo Lagoon and taking it easy. That is until Larry comes by in his motorcycle doing several stunts on it.

Heck, he even shoots a basket while he slowly falls on his motorcycle with his hang glider.

As the beach goers would say: “He’s amazing”.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 7a Giant Squidward

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The episode starts off with Squidward tending to his kelp plants (that are wilting since they’re in the yard of a unlucky guy like him) by spraying some of his kelp grow spray on them. That is until SpongeBob and Patrick show up wanting to do good deeds. Patrick assumes that Squidward wants his kelp trimmed and eats some before Squidward has him stop. Is this gonna end up like Good Neighbors?

Squidward tries to get his revenge by spraying his kelp grow on Patrick’s ice cream but that just makes him even happier since now he and SpongeBob can share it. Well, TBF I’d be happy too if Squidward did that (dangerous chemicals aside).

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 5a The Splinter

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob eagerly changing the closed sign from closed to open. Man, SpongeBob gets so hyped over the littlest of things.

SpongeBob even does inventory of all the ingredients. While preparing the first order of the day though, SpongeBob accidentally throws his spatula on the ceiling and it sticks there for some reason.

SpongeBob stacks up a bunch of items just to get up there and get that spatula which he somehow has a hard time pulling even though he ironically pulls it out when he doesn’t notice and puts it back in that ceiling. SpongeBob’s sure dumb. Heck, this whole sequence is dumb.

SpongeBob manages to realize that his spatula’s unstuck eventually though but he ends up falling to a bunch of knives (don’t ask). His spatula saves him though when it gets on a knife in his tower and he’s free to slide back down. So that sequence was basically nothing!

This is what the episode is so be ready for the boredom!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 16 Pest of the West

At this point, there are only three episodes left in season 5 which were more or less scattered throughout 2008-2009 with all those season 6 episodes so it’ll be a while before season 5’s done.

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The episode starts off with Patrick barging into the Krusty Krab screaming about mollusks coming and scaring the customers and SpongeBob. Where’s Mr. Krabs to curb Patrick’s disruptiveness?

Patrick reveals that he was actually honoring his ancestor, Patrick Revere who warned everyone about the impeding mollusk attack simillar to how Paul Revere said “The British are coming”. I wonder if the mollusks liked taxes too?

Patrick’s still impressed with what Patrick Revere did even though no one listened on account of Patrick’s family being too stupid to be taken seriously.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Spongicus

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The episode starts off SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs witnessing Plankton with a wrecking ball and panic at that sight since they think that Plankton’s going to destroy the Krusty Krab. Well, I’m surprised Plankton didn’t think if it sooner. Then again, maybe he tried once and got arrested for it.

However, it turns out that Plankton actually destroyed the Chum Bucket. The reason is because he’s now going for another angle of having a Chum collesium showing a gladiator fight Roman style. The only thing that makes the customers motivated to care though is when he mentions it being free! Free always draws them in.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2b Nautical Novice

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The episode starts off with Mrs. Puff lecturing her students about parking a boat but with the exception of note taking SpongeBob, everyone’s falling asleep. Geez, considering how SpongeBob’s generally the only student that’s in her class more than one semester, I get the feeling that everyone else knows how to drive and they just happened to get tickets for whatever reason.

When school’s over, everyone (except for SpongeBob) proceeds to run until Mrs. Puff stops them to remind them of their field trip to the boat museum.

Since he wants to impress Mrs. Puff (even though that’ll never happen) with his boating history smarts and now be known as a bad driver to her, SpongeBob decides read a boating history book and memorize it. SpongeBob actually reads all the 7,400 pages of the book all night just to show how dedicated he is. Well, there ought to be more students like SpongeBob. Or not considering how he’s sleep deprived.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 2a Penny Foolish

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully attempting to use his expired coupons to get his groceries for free. Mr. Krabs sure knows how to spend as less money as possible.

Our main plot begins though when he sees SpongeBob outside dancing around and picking up what Mr. Krabs thinks is a penny. Mr. Krabs soon gets jealous that SpongeBob took what could’ve been his penny and even begins to hallucinate pennies all over the city. Dude, it’s just a penny. Plus, you can just take it out of SpongeBob’s tiny paycheck. He’s not like Squidward the complainer.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 3a Suction Cup Symphony

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob mistaking Squidward’s awful clarinet playing as him being in gastronomical distress and sees two construction workers out there. Since he’s determined to keep Squidward from being embarrassed (not that he’ll care in the long run), SpongeBob tries to distract them. Well, Squidward’s that bad.

When Squidward peeps his head out the window to yell at SpongeBob again though, he realizes that the construction workers are putting up a sign advertising the Bikini Bottom Symphonic Orchestra’s need for original compositions. Well, Squidward’s in since he thinks he’s a musical genius. Considering Band Geeks, he’s not wrong. He’d be better if he just ditched the clarinet.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4b Gone

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and doing his usual routine of feeding Gary, annoying Squidward, talking with Patrick, and working at the Krusty Krab. However, it would seem as if everyone in town’s vanished since SpongeBob doesn’t directly talk to everyone. While he’s initially oblivious to this since he thinks that everyone’s just sleeping, SpongeBob gets suspicious at night and promptly looks in everyone’s houses and finds out that everyone’s missing including his friends. Whatever could’ve happened to them?

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 4a Not Normal

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The episode starts off with Squidward waking up to hear SpongeBob being annoying again and running all over his house. Man, SpongeBob has no limits at this point. Even he had limits in the earlier seasons.

Being fed up with SpongeBob being so increasingly obnoxious for six seasons, Squidward outright calls him not normal and wants him to act that way. SpongeBob surprisingly takes this to heart and decides to ask Squidward how to act normal but since he’s in no mood to deal with SpongeBob, he just kicks him out of his house. So much for Squidward being helpful.

He’s all talk but no show.

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SpongeBob Season 6 Episode 1b Krabby Road

Well, now we’ve got to season 6, which is considered the worst season of the show. However, let us see if it started off so bad.

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The episode starts off with a police chief giving a newbie a tour of the prisoners. However, the criminal he considers the most dangerous is Plankton! Considering how Plankton never gives up on the formula plus he has wanted world domination too, he’s not wrong.

When the policemen get to Plankton’s cell though, they find out that he’s escaped again. Well, maybe if y’all didn’t put him in a regular sized room where he’s so small he can escape, this wouldn’t be happening.

Plankton successfully escapes by using the chief’s mustache as a cover (that mustache must’ve been a fake). Well, now we know how he’s always up and running in the beginning of any episode he’s in.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 20a Banned in Bikini Bottom

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob singing about how much he loves krabby patties which annoys Squidward just like SpongeBob’s other songs do. I wonder why Squidward bothers at the Krusty Krab when there are other jobs he can do with no resume.

Soon, a bunch of old ladies show up and are known as the United Organization of Fish Against Things That Are Fun and Delicious (what a long name and a killjoy). Their leader decides to order them some krabby patties only cause they’re hungry though that doesn’t stop them from viewing the Krusty Krab is disgusting and uncivilized. Mr. Krabs initially convinces them that they’re not as uncivilized as they appear to be with a gentleman greeting.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 19b SpongeHenge

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The episode starts off with a terrible wind blowing away a couple’s leftovers which proceed to fly into SpongeBob’s house and onto the poor sponge. Man, what kind of a wind storm is this? Is this Hurricane Sponge or something?

When trying to get the leftovers back to the couple though, SpongeBob discovers that when the extreme wind blows through his holes a sound comes out through them. SpongeBob proceeds to milk it for all it’s worth by playing himself over and over like some sort of an accordion. Well, at least one good thing is coming out of this extreme wind.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 19a The Two Faces of Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick annoying Squidward again this time by singing a song called “Squidward Had a Krabby Patty” which is essentially like Mary Had a Little Lamb but with Squidward and a krabby patty. To make things worse for Squidward, this is all happening in work (how Mr. Krabs approved this is beyond me) and the customers are waiting for their krabby patties.

After failing to get them to stop singing, Squidward attempts to go in the kitchen to confront them (aka beat them up) but before he can do that, SpongeBob accidentally hits Squidward’s face when opening the kitchen door and singing resulting in his face being broken. Man, is there no end to Squidward’s misery?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 17a 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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The episode starts off with a shot of the jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields. I must add that the shot of the jellyfish is taken directly from season 1! Seriously, the difference between season 1 and season 5’s animations are too obvious to point out. Were the animators and/or editors that lazy?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15b To Save a Squirrel

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick running away from something eventually running into Sandy who is fixing her truck. Sandy finds out from them that those two ran into a savage beast that wants to eat them. What did those two do now?!

When Sandy sees the so called man eating beast though, it turns out to be a harmless cricket that escaped from land (probably came from a science lab) which Sandy sends back to the surface with a bubble. Well, considering that those two were scared by Sandy’s butterfly three seasons ago, I can see how they’re scared of a cricket.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 15a The Inmates of Summer

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The episode starts off with Patrick running to SpongeBob who is going on a boat to his summer camp. Well, it would seem that SpongeBob’s so childish now that he goes to summer camp with other kids.

SpongeBob and Patrick proceed to cry over how they’re going to be missing each other while the boat for SpongeBob’s summer camp leaves. Well, at least since SpongeBob missed his boat, those two idiots don’t have to be separated.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 12 Atlantis SquarePantis

Yep, after tons of episodes, we’ve finally reached SpongeBob’s first ever TV movie! Let’s see if it’s any good.

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The episode starts off with Patchy being stuck in traffic in his boat (more reason that he’s a mad man). Summer rush much?

What makes it worse is that a new episode of SpongeBob is on and Potty’s being a jerk as usual. Eventually, Patchy ends up getting lost and accidentally strands himself in a dessert. For a pirate, he sure has a lousy sense of direction.

Since he’s lost, Patchy decides to introduce us to the special.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3c Fungus Among Us

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The episode starts off with Gary waking up SpongeBob since he’s hungry. Geez, with the amount of times that SpongeBob’s forgotten to feed him, you’d think that Gary would’ve been trained to feed himself.

However, Gary’s not very happy with his snail food today since it’s the terrible tasting organic kind this time. Who makes that slop?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14b Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob

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The episode starts off with Plankton watching another Krusty Krab commercial that has more of a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy theme to it and it sure has a better budget than the first one. I guess either this was funded by the company that made the MM and BB series or Mr. Krabs just used a cheap computer for special effects. It’s more likely to be the former.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 14a Blackened Sponge

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob riding across town in his seahorse (probably Mystery) and has become ripped for some reason. Either that sponge took steroids or those are just water muscles.

Eventually, a woman tied to the train tracks calls for SpongeBob MusclePants’ help. Ah, the old train tracks cliché. The villain of the story this time is none other than Jack M Crazyfish! I get the feeling that the M stands for Mad considering the last name and all.

Jack and SpongeBob decide battle this out by men: by playing rock paper scissors. That was anti climactic and we’re not even two minutes in!

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13c BlackJack

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob going through the mail until he eventually stumbles upon a mysterious one.

It turns out to be from his cousin Black Jack (sounds like a slight homage to Jack Black) with the words in the letter being from old magazines since he can’t spell. Black Jack reveals that he’s out of prison and is visiting SpongeBob’s parents and also wants to wrestle with SpongeBob there.

From how the letter’s written, it sounds like Black Jack parentnapped SpongeBob’s parents and is threatening to do something bad to them if SpongeBob doesn’t wrestle him.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13b Pat No Pay

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs commenting on the lack of customers again since they’re in the middle of a customer drought.

Mr. Krabs’ prayers are soon answered though when Patrick comes in the Krusty Krab very hungry since he apparently forgot where the Krusty Krab was until now.

After verifying with Mr. Krabs that he can pay (I’m surprised Patrick has any money at all since he’s jobless and is too dumb to apply for welfare), Patrick proceeds to order a mountain of krabby patties and eats it all in under 10 seconds. If this were a contest, Patrick would sure win as proven true four seasons later.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 13a Picture Day

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing himself up for Picture Day at boating school (okay, I question if this is even a driving class or a regular high school). He proceeds to get his usual look on by painting on his sock lines and his own pants as well as using a white crayon to whiten his teeth. SpongeBob’s really taking liberties with the visual gag humor today ain’t he?

Heck, SpongeBob even tries on a wig that he ends up shaving anyway. That’s a waste of a perfectly good wig ain’t it?

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 10a A Flea in Her Dome

I’m back! I was in another country without WiFi during the hiatus but I did download some episodes and put them onto a flash drive so that I could review them. The next few reviews will be screencaps only since they were made with no WiFi initially and no WiFi means no Gifs.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob crying his eyes out again. Geez, what’s got him in such sad mood this early in the episode?

When Patrick arrives and tries to comfort him, SpongeBob reveals that he’s crying because Sandy’s been gone for two days at a science convention in Texas. I must note that SpongeBob actually mispronounces Texas as “Tayas” even though he learned about Texas back in season 1. I guess this takes place before that episode. That or SpongeBob just has a very bad memory.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 8c Slimy Dancing

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The episode starts off with Squidward finishing up his new trophy case. As for why he actually made one, it’s because he thinks that he’ll easily win the dance competition since he’s worked so hard from doing dance classes, getting his legs squeezed by a bodybuilder trainer, and body waxing.

Well, I’d like to see how Squidward becomes rejected this time.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 2a The Original Fry Cook

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing his krabby patties as usual with love added to them (I know love’s the secret ingredient) and prepares to deliver it to the customer.

While doing so though, the customers trample on him when a golden limo arrives. What kind of rich person would go to the Krusty Krab? Mr. Krabs is gonna have a field day with this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 6a Roller Cowards

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The episode starts off with Patrick crashing into SpongeBob’s house to show off a commercial from his TV (which has a very long extension cord, bless his soul). The commercial turns out to be for Glove World’s newest ride, the Fiery Fist O’ Pain which is as painful as it sounds!

I’ve been through many roller coasters though so I think I could survive that.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7b Breath of Fresh Squidward

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick barging into Squidward’s room again (does he have no sense of security) at 3:47 in the morning just to watch the sunrise with him. Do they even know when the sun rises?

SpongeBob also reveals that he and Patrick come there every morning because they admire him that much. So, the beginning of Squid Wood wasn’t just an off day.

Squidward:

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 7a To Love A Patty

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob creating his amazing krabby patties as usual and being awesome at it. What else is new?

However when he’s finished with the patties, SpongeBob sees how pretty one of the krabby patties (which he can actually tell what their genders are) and falls in love. Seriously, is this our story?

How come this didn’t happen before?

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SpongeBob Season 5b Krabs a la Mode

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The episode starts off with Squidward feeling very cold since it’s presumably winter and Mr. Krabs set the thermostat for 62 degrees only. Okay, how is that cold enough to make people shiver. I mean sure 62 ain’t hot but it ain’t shivering cold.

Squidward decides to sneakily change the thermostat to 63 degrees but Mr. Krabs has an alarm for that too like he has when anyone tries to have him waste money indirectly.

Mr. Krabs finds out about this and gets up in Squidward’s face about it since heat costs money even if the thermostat goes up one degree. Mr. Krabs is such a cheapskate.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 5a New Digs

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed as usual. However, SpongeBob’s having trouble falling asleep this time so he tries to run around and tire himself out but that doesn’t help. SpongeBob’s insomniac problems are so gonna come back to haunt him in three seasons.

Since running around didn’t work, SpongeBob decides to just have a warm glass of snail milk which actually does work and knocks him out cold. Okay, so he ain’t an insomniac yet.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9a The Krusty Sponge

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The episode starts off with Squidward taking orders as usual. However, SpongeBob’s surprisingly falling behind on his orders. I still wonder how an angry mob hasn’t formed yet.

SpongeBob’s just in the kitchen standing and doing as Mr. Krabs calls, the thousand yard stare! What could’ve possibly shocked him today? Did his mother die or something? Okay, sorry for that distasteful comment.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19b Squid Wood

Now we have reached the end of season 4. Did it end strong like the first three season finales did?

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob sneaking into Squidward’s house as usual in the morning and annoying him. Is it me or is SpongeBob extra annoying today?

Throughout the day, SpongeBob proceeds to stalk Squidward everywhere from the garden to his paintings to a book to the bath asking him to play. Where the heck is Patrick when he needs him?

This is sure the first step into SpongeBob’s stalker phase.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4c Good Ol’ Whathisname

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs gathering SpongeBob and Squidward in his office. He reveals that if they call a customer by their name, they’ll be coming back since they’ll think that the employees are nice people.

Is this gonna be a reverse of the time where SpongeBob lost his name tag?

To encourage Squidward to care, Mr. Krabs holds a contest that whichever employee knows more names will get a vacation to a tropical getaway! Looks like Squidward’s gonna go crazy again over this.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 4a Spy Buddies

Now to start the second year of recaps (aka SpongeBob’s dark age)!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs suspiciously sneaking to the Krusty Krab and getting the formula out of the safe. Is this another Robot Krabs?

When SpongeBob sees this, it turns out that Mr. Krabs is just checking that the real formula’s still there since Plankton hasn’t tried to steal it in over a month. Normally, I’d call him crazy but considering the events of New Leaf, he has every right to be paranoid.

Mr. Krabs decides to have SpongeBob spy on Plankton to see if anything’s up since Squidward’s too lazy to do squat.

I guess now we ought to call him SpongeBond SpyPants!

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One Year Anniversary!

In just one year, I’ve reviewed

  • All of season 1
  • All of season 2
  • All of season 3
  • Almost all of season 4 (with the exception of Squid Wood)
  • The Donut of Shame, SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget, The Krusty Plate, Boat Smarts, Rise and Shine, Waiting, Sing a Song of Patrick, and Friend or Foe for season 5.
  • Cephalopod Lodge for season 6
  • The Cent of Money for season 7
  • Squiditis for season 8
  • Two Thumbs Down for season 9

That’s quite a lot for a year and I hope to expand this line up in the second year where I’ll be reviewing SpongeBob’s dark age (season 6 will be coming in August)!

SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 1 Friend or Foe

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The episode starts off with the French Narrator introducing us to Patchy who works at a restaurant called the Poop Deck flipping burgers. Well even crazy nuts need to make a living. Plus, it figures that he would like SpongeBob even more since they’re both fry cooks. Potty’s also there too to annoy Patchy as usual.

Heck, even his boss is a pirate. Is everyone that Patchy knows crazy? He sure ain’t no Squidward or Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 18b Best Frenemies

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs being upset over the profits going down again. The biker gang theme cost him a lot of money.

To make things worse, he sees the customers taking in their own kelp shakes instead of buying drinks from the Krusty Krab. Okay, so that explains why profits are down.

Heck, even SpongeBob’s drinking those kelp shakes too. So much for 100% loyal.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 9b Sing A Song of Patrick

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The episode starts off with Patrick eating a very funny comic he was reading since he thinks that funny equals tasty. When SpongeBob arrives with a fat stack of comic books, Patrick accidentally burps out a page of the comic he ate.

That page contains an ad about a contest for submitting a poem and $100 and it’ll be a hit. That’s it? It ain’t even a contest.

SpongeBob’s wallet containing a $100 bill falls out which inspires Patrick to enter the poem contest and become a hit in something other than idiocy.

Patrick decides to steal SpongeBob’s money to find his poem hit. Well, SpongeBob may be broke but we have a new poem in the making now.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3b Waiting

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob shopping at Barg N Mart until he stumbles upon a cereal box with a prize. Since he has the mind of a 7 year old, SpongeBob immediately buys the cereal and goes home to eat it. You know kids and their prizes. It’s a shame cereal box prizes aren’t as common as they used to be.

However, when SpongeBob doesn’t get a prize in the cereal, he finds out that it was actually a free prize offer and if he can send in 99 box tops, he can get one. The things people do to get a quick buck.

SpongeBob initially thinks that he has to eat all 99 boxes of cereal (Oh boy, SpongeBob’s gonna be working off the debt for years) but Gary luckily points out that SpongeBob can just rip the box tops out without having the cereal. In that case, he could’ve just found ones from the trash instead of spending so much money on those cereal boxes.

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SpongeBob Season 5 Episode 3a Rise And Shine

And now we’re on season 5. This season, there would be some episodes with the similar structure to the first episode which is one 7 minute episode, one 4 minute episode, and one 11 minute episode.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob’s alarm clock waking him up as usual. The vibrations are to intense here though that even his pajamas come off.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20b The Gift of Gum

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It’s National Best Friend’s Day (an actual holiday) and SpongeBob and Patrick are celebrating it by giving each other gifts. Patrick gives SpongeBob a big wad of chewed gum which has several things stuck to it.

Since he doesn’t want to hurt Patrick’s feelings, SpongeBob fake cries and claims that Patrick’s gift is way better than is gift of a servant robot (probably made by Sandy). Patrick really likes the gift though since it can give him pastries and gives a farewell to his gum wad Gummy.

It is also shown that it contains water (or saliva). Gross.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 19a The Pink Purloiner

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick preparing the do their usual jellyfishing. What makes this stand out from the rest of their jellyfishing moments is that the jellyfish from around the world gather around Jellyfish Fields. There are even ones that look different from the pink ones we usually see.

I wish we could see more of these:

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 17b Rule of Dumb

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The episode starts off with a fancy starfish coming over to Patrick’s house. Patrick initially mistakes him for a librarian and assumes that he’s coming for the overdue books. Okay, how is Patrick reading books if he’s so dumb?

Patrick even goes over to SpongeBob’s house to burn all his books since somehow thinks that he left it at SpongeBob’s library in his basement. Okay, if Squidward ever saw that, he’d sure have more respect for SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 17a Driven To Tears

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing for his driving test with Patrick coming along for moral support. However Patrick accidentally eats SpongeBob’s notes. Big deal, SpongeBob would’ve failed anyway.

SpongeBob initially decides to give up but feeling guilty about eating his notes, Patrick gives him a pep talk that SpongeBob’s a winner and has done many things such as win against King Neptune and outwit the Tattletale Strangler. Okay, the latter wasn’t mentioned but it would be cool if it was.

Even with the pep talk though, SpongeBob still fails his driving test since rousing speeches only work on getting a job at the Krusty Krab.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 16a The Thing

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The episode starts off with Squidward carefully making sure that SpongeBob and Patrick aren’t outside and is actually surprised that they aren’t there for once. What are they doing now? Is this some kind of joke?

Since the idiot brothers aren’t there and he doesn’t want to waste time being paranoid again, Squidward decides to kick back and watch some Kelpy G on TV.

That is until he hears SpongeBob and Patrick doing their usual annoying shenanigans since they just got back from Sandy’s.

Squidward tries to tune them out by turning the TV volume up but since we need a plot, the idiot brothers decide to sneak into Squidward’s house to watch TV with him. Okay, are they really that bored?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14b Wigstruck

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The episode starts off with Ned showing off his new fancy 1700s style white wig to his band mates (aka the Needlefish). Since the wig’s so hopelessly out of date, they proceed to make fun of him and play hot potato with it. I seriously wonder how Ned even became the leader considering how disrespected he is right now.

Soon, they accidentally toss his wig out the window and into the wind. Well, he can always find another wig.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 20a Best Day Ever

Back when the episode first aired, there was a one day marathon that aired the top 100 episodes from Nick and Karate Island somehow got #1 instead of Shanghaied (which wasn’t even on the list). At least the episodes in the marathon (except for All That Glitters) were awesome at best and okay at worst. Let’s see if this was worth a 1 day marathon.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up and singing the Best Day Ever song (seen in the 2004 movie credits). Is this whole episode gonna be an 11 minute music video?

This’ll be interesting.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 14a Bummer Vacation

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs upset once again. This time, he’s received a letter from the Fry Cook’s Union that SpongeBob’s accumulated too much vacation time that he’s required to take one or else Mr. Krabs has to pay a fee. Well, have a nice day off SpongeBob since you know Mr. Krabs hates spending money.

Despite being a workaholic being forced to take a day off, SpongeBob takes this well and goes home. However, SpongeBob somehow thinks a vacation is just repeating his morning routine and going back to work. I knew there was a catch to him accepting it so easily.

SpongeBob’s horrified learning what an actual vacation is after Mr. Krabs tells him what it is. He rightfully points out who will make the krabby patties since Squidward and Mr. Krabs are terrible at being fry cooks.

Mr. Krabs has already prepared for that though and has gotten honorary member Patrick to fill in as an unpaid intern. Oh no, Patrick’s gonna be even worse than Squidward and Mr. Krabs at this rate.

After giving SpongeBob’s hat and spatula to Patrick, Mr. Krabs makes him leave even though SpongeBob should at least train Patrick considering that he thought the spatula was a backscratcher (which is a health violation I might add).

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 15a Squidtastic Voyage

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick dancing to some really loud music. Squidward’s annoyed by this as per usual and decides to tell SpongeBob to stop by playing his awful clarinet music. However, SpongeBob’s also doing the whirlpool move which is making him spin out of control everywhere and soon crashes into Squidward’s house and accidentally makes Squidward swallow his clarinet. Well, Squidward’s now stuck hearing his awful clarinet music everytime he talks. Talk about butt monkey days.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 13b Once Bitten

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The episode starts off with Squidward preparing for a day of relaxing in the sun. That is until he slips on Gary’s slime. Gary’s been spreading his slime all over Squidward’s front yard. I get the feeling that Gary’s doing this on purpose since he still hates Squidward for nearly starving him to death three seasons ago.

He sure knows how to keep a grudge.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 12a All That Glitters

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The episode starts off with a fat customer ordering a monster patty (which hasn’t been ordered in ages). What was wrong with the monster patties?

When Squidward tells SpongeBob the order though, he (SpongeBob) and everyone at the Krusty Krab that isn’t Squidward (since he’s too cynical to care) is in shock.

The monster krabby patty turns out to be a giant hunk of krabby patty meat. SpongeBob sets the plot off when while trying to flip the giant hunk of meat, he breaks his spatula.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 10b Ghost Host

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The episode starts off with the Flying Dutchman having a hard time navigating his ship through the fog. Crazy weather he’s been having huh.

Soon, the Flying Dutchman accidentally crashes his ship at a mountain. Well, now where’s he gonna stay.

When having to get his ship towed, the towing company (Roadside Assistance) asks where’s he’s staying until the ship’s fixed. Since SpongeBob’s the only guy he knows, he decides to crash at his place despite being annoyed by him the last time he saw him. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 9b Mrs. Puff You’re Fired

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The episode starts off with Mr. Fitz (the superintendent) discussing on whether or not he should renew Mrs. Puff’s teaching license considering that there have been a ton of failed tests courtesy of SpongeBob BadDriverPants. I knew all those failed tests would take a toll on Mrs. Puff’s teaching career.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 3 Have You Seen This Snail?

From this point on, aside from Friend or Foe, Atlantis SquarePantis, Truth or Square, and It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!, Patchy no longer appears the half hour episodes of the show anymore. Aww, I liked that guy.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob carrying a new bag of snail food for Gary back home when he runs into Patrick. Patrick tries to say something to him but by the time he remembers what he wanted to say, SpongeBob’s already left since he can’t carry a bag of snail food forever. I’m gonna assume that Patrick wanted to say hi to SpongeBob.

When he gets home, SpongeBob receives a package that he’s anticipated for so much that he leaves the snail food outside to check it out. Well, so much for Gary’s new food.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 8b SquidBob TentaclePants

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The episode starts off with Squidward being woken from a dream that involved several women swarming him for his music. The day that happens is the day SpongeBob hates Squidward.

When walking to work, Squidward’s surprisingly not as annoyed by SpongeBob as usual since he has a clarinet recital tomorrow night. How the heck does an awful clarinet player like him even get a recital? I get the feeling that someone else planned to perform but couldn’t show up for whatever reason and since they didn’t want to disappoint the townspeople, they hired the cheapest performer to perform which happened to be Squidward.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 7a Enemy In-Law

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The episode starts off with the Bikini Bottomites being attacked by a giant robot. I wonder what happened this time.

It turns out that the robot is actually one of Plankton’s robots and manages to capture some of them to force them to go to the Chum Bucket even though Plankton knows very well his food sucks.

Since Plankton didn’t bother to lock to door though, everyone just flat out leaves. Plankton really ought to think before he acts.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 7b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Patrick and the rest of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club watching an episode of the new series and it seems to be getting better seeing as now MM and BB are actually fighting villains and not just being senile people.

The nerd from No Weenies Allowed (aka the leader of the fan club) announces to everyone that Drippy Brothers Studios (a parody of Warner Bros and their DC superhero films) is making a movie on MM and BB. Looks like all that fan support payed off.

Heck, the stars are even gonna be appearing in the fan club meeting and here they are and whoa are they so not MM and BB or what?

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 5b Funny Pants

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob waking Squidward up for work and also joking about “another day, another dollar”. Squidward makes the mistake though of snarking “another nickel” which SpongeBob annoyingly laughs at since its sort of true. I must note that SpongeBob now squeaks when he laughs now.

SpongeBob continues to laugh at this joke on the way to work and there too.

Man, SpongeBob’s real easily impressed huh.

The excessive laughing really starts to drive Squidward nuts as it continues throughout the entire day. Man, I do really do feel sorry for him here.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4b Good Neighbors

Well, now we’ve reached the point where many fans have claimed the beginning of the end for SpongeBob  (until season 9). Let’s see if this is true.

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick peacefully sleeping. That is until SpongeBob’s loud foghorn alarm clock wakes both himself and Squidward up. So begins the start of the end.

Squidward’s misery begins when SpongeBob barges into his room trying to make sure he doesn’t miss work. However, Squidward’s not impressed by this mainly cause of one thing …  the Krusty Krab isn’t open on Sundays!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 4a Skill Crane

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The episode starts off with a guy in a suit requesting to come in despite the Krusty Krab not being open yet. Mr. Krabs immediately assumes that they’re tax collectors and since he doesn’t want to give a cent to them, he tries to high tail it out of the Krusty Krab by hiding inside SpongeBob. Looks like a reverse of Shell of a Man.

I seriously wonder how Mr. Krabs’ house and the Krusty Krab function without him paying the bills.

Luckily before Mr. Krabs can run off, Squidward reveals that they guy in a suit at the door is actually an employee from RA PennyPincher Vending Supplies. I wonder what’s in store today.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 2b Krabs vs Plankton

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The episode starts off with Plankton waking up and being miserable as usual. He simply decides to try to steal the formula without a plan this time since his last two (and most epic attempts I might add) planned attempts failed anyway.

Plankton surprisingly manages to get in without Mr. Krabs even noticing this time. Maybe this could be the day …. unless he slips on mop water.

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1b Shell of a Man

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob getting sentimental over a krabby patty he just made much to Squidward’s dismay. Geez, another foreshadowing for To Love a Patty. The writers must’ve planned that episode very early.

However, the sentimental krabby patty stuff ends when it turns out that SpongeBob actually ordered the krabby patty and has no qualms eating it. Well, at least he ain’t in love with a patty yet.

Our real plot starts though when Mr. Krabs attempts to get SpongeBob’s attention from outside.

Once they’re outside, Mr. Krabs hides himself and SpongeBob under a dumpster for secretive measures. Whoa, did Mr. Krabs actually kill someone for money?!

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SpongeBob Season 4 Episode 1a Fear of a Krabby Patty

And now we have reached the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era of the show. Originally, season 3 supposed to be the last season with the movie (which I will review after I review every SpongeBob episode in the first 10 seasons) but the amount of cash the sponge was raking in convinced Nick to uncancel the show. Since creator Steven Hillenburg wanted season 3 to be the last, he left the show with Paul Tibbit taking over as showrunner. While many have hated this era and complained, it’s now my turn to deal with the post movie, pre Sponge out of Water era!

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs showing off to SpongeBob and Squidward the new business hours which are now 6 AM to 11 PM. Well, there goes any evening plans Squidward has with his clarinet.

Squidward naturally proceeds to complain about this while SpongeBob tries to suggest they open even earlier since he’s a workaholic.

Mr. Krabs is initially happy with the new work hours. That is until he sees that the Chum Bucket’s now being open for 23 hours. So what? No one goes there anyway.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 20b Pranks A Lot

Well after 11 months, I’ve finally reached the end of the pre first movie era of the show. Many consider this to be the end of the golden era but we’ll see when we get to season 4.

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The episode starts of with SpongeBob showing to Patrick the Palace of Pranks, a place that sells potential pranks such as the seanut brittle gag which Patrick assumes is actually seanut brittle. Oh Patrick, what’d we do without you?

Frank (the man behind this Palace of Pranks) shows up and attempts to sell another prank to SpongeBob and shows off a fake gag dollar (cool), the classic whoopee cushion (wish I had one even if it is cliche), fake vomit, and real vomit but when it comes to pranks, SpongeBob’s very picky.

The guy that’s usually so optimistic being picky! Where are my flying pigs!

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 20a SpongeBob Meets the Strangler

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob celebrating being on time for work all the time (until the events of New Digs come along anyway) while Squidward’s being a cynical guy who goes to work late. I wonder why Squidward’s never been fired. Then again, who else is both dumb enough to stand Mr. Krabs’ low salary and competent to be a worker.

After annoying Squidward as usual, SpongeBob decides to go on litter patrol. Well, looks like we have someone to keep the Krusty Krab clean after all.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 17b The Camping Episode

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the fact that he’s finally getting a good night’s sleep for the first time in ages since SpongeBob and Patrick are out camping and may possibly die. Squidward’s gone mad. Hanging around annoying neighbors will do that to ya.

However, it turns out that SpongeBob and Patrick are camping on SpongeBob’s front yard since they’re still technically outdoors. Squidward just can’t catch a break now, can he?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 18b Plankton’s Army

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The episode starts with Mr. Krabs gathering Squidward and SpongeBob to announce that it’s the 25th anniversary of Plankton’s first attempt of stealing a krabby patty or the formula. That’s one very long grudge seeing as it even outlasts Squidward’s job at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton’s been trying to steal the formula in various ways including simply asking for it (well, I can say that he’s tried that) and using several bug disguises but Mr. Krabs has always beaten and stepped on him. That’s their rival on a nutshell.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 16a Born Again Krabs

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing while SpongeBob the workaholic is upset at ti as usual. What else is new?

However while crying over having to leave work, SpongeBob stumbles upon an old moldy krabby patty under the grill probably from the days from when Jim was the fry cook.

SpongeBob decides to the right thing and throw it away but an alarm ends up activating and picks the patty up.

Is nothing safe from the alarms in the Krusty Krab?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 19 The Sponge Who Could Fly

We’ve now come to the lost episode! I’ve rumors about a so called lost episode called Squidward’s Suicide which are very false. The show actually does have a lost episode though. It’s not like the rumored one though.

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The episode starts off with the french narrator hyping us up for the lost episode of SpongeBob which will be hosted by Patchy like all the other pre-movie half hour specials.

The camera man even proceeds to film Patchy while he’s in the shower just to get info the lost episode! Is that guy gay or something?

However, it turns out that Patchy somehow lost the lost episode (ironic am I right?) and wants fans to forget about SpongeBob.

The french narrator on the other hand decides to play a montage of SpongeBob’s adventures in the first three seasons (though most clips are from season 1) to cheer the fans up. It’s pretty sweet seeing this montage.

If Patchy were in charge though, he’d use this montage (even though Fear of a Krabby Patty is a well liked episode) for forgetting SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 15b Mid – Life Crustacean

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs waking up on the wrong side of the hammock since he’s feeling depressed. Did he have to pay the bills again?

Mr. Krabs explains to Pearl at breakfast that he’s feeling a bit old lately. Well, looks like our crustacean just entered the mid life crisis of life! He’s growing up so fast.

Pearl tries to cheer him up by stating that all dads are like that. Am I the only one that finds their relationship kind of sweet even if Pearl is embarrassed by Mr. Krabs’ cheapness?

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 13b Clams

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The episode starts off with Sandals having trouble deciding what to order. He tries to ask Squidward for help but he’s useless since he’s too cynical and still traumatized from the events of Just One Bite.

Luckily, SpongeBob helps him out by suggesting Sandals order the coral bits. Oh SpongeBob, what would we do without you?

When Squidward prepares to put the dollar in the register though, Mr. Krabs grabs and it looks like he’s finally gone cuckoo.

Mr. Krabs is very unstable.

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SpongeBob Season 3 Episode 13a New Student Starfish

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob getting ready for boating school with Gary as his assistant. Those two are so sweet when they’re being like a father son duo. Unlike the Puffy Fluffy incident.

Just as SpongeBob heads out the door though, Patrick arrives and wants to go jellyfishing. SpongeBob reminds Patrick that he has boating school which saddens Patrick since he has no life outside of being SpongeBob’s idiotic best friend. This will come up again in three seasons.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 16b Krusty Love

Finally, the last of season 2 since I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath when I was doing the episodes out of order.

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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs getting into a tizzy over getting one penny short in the cash register. Mr. Krabs really needs to learn that losing just one penny ain’t the end of the world.

SpongeBob tries to point out what I just said but Mr. Krabs just goes into a speech over how that money helps the Krusty Krab. Well, Mr. Krabs isn’t wrong here.

Mr. Krabs also tries to claim that money is his one true love. That is, until he sees Mrs. Puff. So she does have a life outside of being traumatized by SpongeBob’s awful driving.

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SpongeBob Season 2 Episode 16a Graveyard Shift

And now we’re back to season 2! Seriously, the reason why it took so long to come out is because I’m reviewing the show in episode airing order. I will still never know why the heck they decided to hold off this, Krusty Love, and Gary Takes a Bath until the middle of season three! Especially when the other episodes of season 2 already finished airing by January 2002! I will never understand why Nick holds back these episodes.

Luckily, I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath back when I was doing the episodes out of order so now it’s just this and Krusty Love and then I’ll be done with season 2!

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The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing for the night while SpongeBob’s just crying cause he’s a workaholic. Typical. Now the characters are feeling right unlike in Sailor Mouth.

However, it would seem that Tom (aka the chocolate guy)’s not very smart since he apparently wants a krabby patty despite the Krusty Krab being closed. Squidward initially tries to brush him off but when Tom mentions his money, Mr. Krabs immediately lets him in.

That guy will do anything for money even if it kills his employees.

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