SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 17a Arrgh!


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The episode starts off with Mr. Krabs complaining on the lack of customers again and the fact that he’ll get a rash if he doesn’t get money to make a money bath. Somehow I think that money is Mr. Krabs’ blood and without it, h’s dead. Heck The Lost Mattress even supports this.

Mr. Krabs eventually sees SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for customers or Patrick to feel hungry (whatever come first) and playing a game called Flying Dutchman Treasure Hunt which basically involves a treasure hunt.

Since apparently the joy of winning a fake treasure hunt is even better than customers giving money, Mr. Krabs decides to close early and throws out the one customer that comes which is the master of hurting his leg, Fred Fish.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 16a Valentine’s Day

Three reviews three days in a row during the school year. Must be a new record.

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Today’s Valentine’s Day and even though there are people that love it, no one likes it more than SpongeBob CupidPants. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, he decides to give a valentine to everyone he knows including his enemies like Plankton. SpongeBob’s so sweet.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 15a Sleepy Time

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob preparing to go to bed after a long pay-less day at the Krusty Krab.  There’s not much I can snark on since it’s literally SpongeBob going to bed.

But that’s where get today’s theme: dreams.

We see that SpongeBob dreams about driving in a city with krabby patty ingredient and jellyfish net statues. He even gets his drivers licence. Well, his dreams are the closest he’ll ever be able to even hold his own license.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14b Karate Choppers

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The episode starts off with SpongeBob walking back home being rather paranoid. SpongeBob’s paranoia of the day is apparently Sandy doing a karate sneak attack.

Initially he succeeds but the minute he lets his guard down and watched TV, Sandy of course pops out of nowhere most likely with the help of a modified teleporter ray from SquidBob TentaclePants.

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SpongeBob Season 1 Episode 14a SB-129


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The episode starts off with Squidward playing his mediocre clarinet music when SpongeBob’s alarm clock distracts him so much that he ends up swallowing his clarinet. This ain’t the last time that this will happen, so suck it up Squidward.

SpongeBob wakes up and asks Squidward if he wants to go jellyfishing. Since his clarinet is stuck in his throat, he can’t say no and snark at how stupid SpongeBob is. SpongeBob assumes from all that mediocre clarinet music coming out of Squidward that he wants to come even though he had a terrible experience last time they went jellyfishing. Guess he’s just that optimistic.

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